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BUMP WHEN HIGH: RITES OF SPRING by High Strung - Sat, 10 Mar 2018 10:14:52 EST ID:O2+B3di1 No.4904025 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Holy shit, the last one finally stopped bumping after all these months.

Literally walked of bed, put the coffee pot on, started rippin' a bowl. Great way to start a lovely Saturday in March. What's y'alll smokin'?
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Marcus Diarrhea - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 10:49:01 EST ID:O2+B3di1 No.4904657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sparking up my last bowl of this sack for a wake-and-bake and then walking to the diner up the street from my apartment. See you in 5 days on payday /weed/
Shitty McCockerson - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 14:25:30 EST ID:2p6oFrBH No.4904665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BWH. Woke up this morning, skipped waking and baking and smoked a cigarette instead. Immediately coughed and puked. Glad I skipped the wake and bake or I would have puked on my computer. Hail Satan.
Basil Cregglefuck - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 18:59:25 EST ID:SVYPV1VK No.4904669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
only true intelligentsia elites fuck pizzas
Harmonious Fartingstor - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 19:12:26 EST ID:qO3Lo7DI No.4904670 Ignore Report Quick Reply

sounds like someone needs to revisit the little red book and go work the fields to learn the glories of peasantry

HELP! by Herman Smith - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 16:00:23 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4904630 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need to clean the house a bit, but I'm ending my high. I'm not very productive when I'm high. Should I toke up again anyway?
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Cornelius Crallerspear - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 12:25:18 EST ID:WkYxtg8/ No.4904661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
have you tried strong kofi + weed? it's a productive combo for me at least
otherwise you dun smoked yourself lethargic son
Phoebe Sodgewodge - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 12:55:12 EST ID:jDnmDx2N No.4904662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This. Put all the cleaning stuff you need in a clearly visible spot, get fucking blazed and put some music on. (I prefer earphones/portable music over filling the entire room with sound tbh). Then, get BUSY.
Barnaby Darringfield - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 18:37:10 EST ID:E0EACcSc No.4904667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
but cleaning is chill while you're high
Lucas Lovely - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 18:41:55 EST ID:vyrF//ay No.4904668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I almost enjoy cleaning when I'm high. just put some music on OP

Medical vs recreational by Alex Fickleshits - Sat, 17 Mar 2018 14:37:15 EST ID:4mRIrRuR No.4904444 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was recently asked by a doctor whether I use weed recreationally or medically, and I said I use it for both reasons sometimes. I think anybody who says they only use it medically are full of shit unless they're using full cbd weed with no thc. The medical benefits are great and all, but the high associated with it is definitely an added bonus. I know people that have been smoking weed since they were teens that now claim they only do it for medical reasons. That's a cop out so that they don't look bad in societies eyes. The whole reason medical dispensaries were opened in the first place was because it was a step in the right direction to legalizing a harmless plant. Now that we have fully legal states, this medical or recreational use thing is pointless because unless you are using full cbd's, they are one in the same.
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Violet Churchgrab - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 11:40:24 EST ID:aB/QFP4L No.4904658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes, it is a pointless debate. You need to bear in mind that a hundred years ago cannabis, morphine and cocaine were considered medicine. "recreational use" is just a concept for denying the medical properties or the "correct use" of something. IMO Recreational use IS medical use because we use it to cope with everyday bullshit.

The only distinction there should be when it comes to drugs is USE and ABUSE. Not all "recreational " use is bad (i. E. Weed) and not all "medical" use is good (i. e. Opiates)
Violet Churchgrab - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 11:47:55 EST ID:aB/QFP4L No.4904659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And addressing your other opinion: I also dislike everyone with their benign slang of im medicating, lets medicate, look at this medicine. I mean come on, i aknowledge the fact that it has medical properties but i know you, dude. You're just smoking to get shitfaced.

Nevertheless, we should also think that in order to fight the aggressive negative rethoric against weed that existed for decades, it is necessary to use an equal but opposed rethoric to change people's minds.
Harmonious Fartingstor - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 13:07:58 EST ID:qO3Lo7DI No.4904663 Ignore Report Quick Reply


try again lol. also you failed to comprehend his point. not surprising.
Phoebe Sodgewodge - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 13:18:55 EST ID:jDnmDx2N No.4904664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>"having a good effect on the body or mind; contributing to a sense of well-being."

Magic Flight Launch Box Vaporizer by 37 !q/f/8XslGU - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 02:12:22 EST ID:dY4GSCux No.4904158 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello, /weed/. It's been a long while.

I'm wondering if anyone has experience with the recent MFLBs. I bought one way back in the day, probably in 2009 or 2010. It worked pretty well for me, although there weren't many alternatives on the market then.

The price still seems extremely reasonable compared to the alternatives. In /weed/'s humble opinion, should I buy another MFLB, or are there better vapes on the market for dry herb? I've also been casually looking at Grenco's selection.
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Jack Ginnerfield - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 20:27:40 EST ID:g4iPQtV8 No.4904246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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had the MFLB for like 3 months in 2011 and then sold it to a friend

good but forgettable
Phoenix Wright - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 19:32:15 EST ID:kSlcP3YH No.4904375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
disagree, i still have mine from 2012 and used as a daily driver ever since.

I agree that there are better vapes out there but for there is no vape that close in the same price range as the box imo
Alice Chemblebudging - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 04:54:39 EST ID:rWIzmRn1 No.4904648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The problem with it, is that its a bitch to try and share with people since you have to explain to every newcomer what the technique is. And when you're at a party and everyones trashed, you eventually say "fuck it" and dump your load into a joint.

If its just for you and you need something inexpensive that works for those who have the patience to get the hang of it, go for it.
If that doesn't sound great, save your pennies and buy a Summit+ (really good conduction vape but for fuck sake hang onto that warranty, my second one has recently died on me)

otherwise keep saving your money and get a Da Vinci IQ or Arizer Air

Its worth just sending your old one in for a warranty reboot though
Bumrush Kush - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 11:59:18 EST ID:gShQ+gKV No.4904660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If money is a deciding factor, buy a flowermate instead. Same price range, better functionality. That whole fully charge AA batteries and drain em routine is very old. Currently have a PAX3 but the flowermate 5S and flowermate PRO have both been reliable devices that were cheap.

dynamite hash oil by Bubkins Jerrycurl - Sun, 18 Mar 2018 04:48:44 EST ID:tgPsC4g5 No.4904482 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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pic is the first design for an explosive powered hash oil extraction system. with a long enough barrel and a heavy enough projectile i think i can get the weed up to extraordinarily high pressures and do away entirely with the necessity of heating the plates and by doing so i'll lose less terps than heated presses and get more shattery, less decarboxylated extracts.
what does /weed/ think?
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Cedric Crullerhood - Mon, 19 Mar 2018 17:15:04 EST ID:82PeomNi No.4904549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Matilda Duckman - Mon, 19 Mar 2018 19:58:43 EST ID:GkNqrzLT No.4904554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP is the Austin Bomber
Lillian Sundlelock - Mon, 19 Mar 2018 23:07:38 EST ID:WuxemsiM No.4904565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks like you have a revolutionary concept on your hands op hit up the patent office quick
Arthur Catpoop - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 07:38:43 EST ID:Ti1kk+Jd No.4904653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Seems like the explosion part of it is pointless and dangerous to me. If you contain the explosion too much for the sake of building pressure you got a bomb on your hands. And if you don't contain the explosion you've just made yourself a cannon with some weed on the bottom chamber.

I see the vent at the bottom but how is the barrel going to stay attached to the base if you put the vent holes there, it could get detached after an explosion. Also with the vent at the bottom that's going to force a lot of air/powder/dirt/grass, etc all around where the oil is gonna be squeezing out. That will be a mess.

I honestly think you would get the same results if you simplified, cut out the explosive aspect of it and just have a long tube that you could drop something extremely heavy into that would fall down and smash onto the plate. But that still seems pointless, Just get a pneumatic or hydraulic press, then you can give it constant pressure. Not just an immense amount of pressure for .2 seconds.

my fucken stepdad by Phineas Chullypare - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 02:58:19 EST ID:Po8e2SzU No.4904575 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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man my fucken stepdad is such a bitch he grounded me becuz he found some seeds and stems i left on the porch last nite when i was rippin some hella good weed. he yellin and shit sayin he dont want this shit in his house bitch weed was put here by god for us to use and get high from and he drinks beer
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Fanny Bambleson - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 13:13:04 EST ID:3AzNaIVi No.4904587 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think this is a parody post but age is not mentioned. nb because this thread is retarded.
Lillian Borringtotch - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 03:20:31 EST ID:/rOnCWlM No.4904620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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thats why you don't leave the leftover dirt around kid
next time plant those seeds
Pherson O'Rallie - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 05:29:18 EST ID:EqnuYPE/ No.4904650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Step 1: Get a fucking job

Step 2: Get your own fucking house

Step 3: If someone doesn't want you smoking in their house, DON'T FUCKING SMOKE IN THEIR HOUSE

This has nothing to do with legality, just you being a sensitive biatch.
Alice Chemblebudging - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 05:40:47 EST ID:rWIzmRn1 No.4904651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Clean up your shit
Don't shit your nest

>When you wake and bake but forget you have class by Young Lady - Mon, 19 Mar 2018 18:23:04 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4904552 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Jeffrey Jizzstain - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 01:17:45 EST ID:fYMCw3jX No.4904614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One time I smoked and forgot I had to go to the tutoring lab for 3 hours to sub someone's hours. That was an intense afternoon.
Jenny Smallfoot - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 19:43:10 EST ID:fNKxJw8g No.4904638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I made a good friend once in chem lab because I could tell he was baked out of his skull

and I could smell the weed in his backpack 30 feet off
Fanny Cluffingdock - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 23:28:36 EST ID:RKEt11df No.4904642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>go to appalachian state in the mountains of north carolina
>show up high to class all the time
> it doesn't matter because literally 75% of the class including grad students are as well
> make dean's list for 3 years
nom-ah-k - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 01:22:05 EST ID:GkC8ANri No.4904647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Don't get blood on mum's carpet! Lol for real tho, I'm glad you're ok with forcing people to be put in the shoes of someone else. It's a part of self-actualization that is easily over-looked.

That being said, I'm schizo, so I can relate literally to experiences playing back over and over, but psychosis looks a lot "crazier" than anxiety. People always can get anxious, but inducing psychosis is so "difficult" for some, that they can't relate, so I'm just the crazy the dude that type/talks in long sentences that are to broad to accomplish an individual task. Sometimes I just want to be the anxious dude, since noone neuro-typical seems to admit to their own psychosis. Everyone knows what "I just got roasted," feels like, but "Did I just get roasted?" is a much worse feeling to me. That means they've won before I began a thought, just because they know my ass is hearing/seeing extra shit. Especially when it's almost exclusively due only to too much brain activity happening, something that they pretend they've never heard of.

Non-smoking dealer by Smokimus Maximus - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 10:31:12 EST ID:fYMCw3jX No.4904582 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know this is weird but I’m a peddler who prettymuch never smokes.
I’ve been selling for 3 years...I’m in grad school for Math and just can’t do work when I’m high. And I have a lot of work, also gotta teach 2 classes.
Have you ever met a seller who didn’t smoke?
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Lil' Timmy Bongsworth - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 18:29:11 EST ID:hEGeJXDm No.4904636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah by smoking a ton so your tolerance is crazy. Alister Crowley was a very interesting man with some fantastic introspection, but a lot of the stuff he came out with was bogus third-eye nonsense. Still interesting nonetheless.

OP is right, weed contributed in me flunking my college. Well that and the ever increasing doom that I really didn't want to be a math and science teacher (math/physics was my major), but weed was absolutely a catalyst. Hurts to write this, imo. I should stop beating myself up about it, but it's more that i've wasted my parents money and partly their sanity and now i'm 26, in a dead end job working with people with degrees whose job I could do far better if given the chance.

But hey everyone's different. OP keep doing what you're doing, I had a dealer who didn't smoke and while he was money motivated, he was also down to earth. RIP that guy (he moved country)
David Dellernutch - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 19:18:47 EST ID:gShQ+gKV No.4904637 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Weed is a mixed bag. You have the extremes of weed makes you hyper-conscious and creative etc, then you have the other weed making you a lazy, path of least resistance noob.

I can only talk of it in the context of producing artwork and digital work such as video/photo, 3d, illustration and animation. For me, being stoned seemed to facilitate much longer grinds than I'd otherwise be prepared to do. Working at a PC for 12-18 hours a day for weeks for university work is made a lot easier by being stoned. It also seemed to produce creative outcomes quite instinctively, whether that be for overcoming issues or coming up with new elements to introduce to a project. I'd say for my education, it was the performance enhancing steroid which allowed me to see my degree through to the end.

When it came to producing physical art (pencil/pen/paint) it seems to have a much more extreme effect. Either it turns me into a highly focused, flowing, detail orientated individual... or I become a sloppy mess with no patience for anything. Motivation and energy begins to flop dramatically and I basically hit a wall. My skill drops to noob levels and I've basically shot myself in the face by getting high.

Being high all the time is not the solution. I feel like if you can work out that balance between sober and high, you can really use weed as the consciousness expanding tool that it can be.
Walter Sonnertotch - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 22:12:28 EST ID:4KnGdkov No.4904641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here (on a different network, probably have a different ID)

Weed contributed to me fucking up the first time in college, but also I was honestly not into being a mechanical engineer at the end of the day and just didn't know what the math/stats scene was. Also was just a mess in general.
I worked dead-end jobs and after 2 years decided to go back to CC part-time and did way better. Then I transferred to a different university and wound up doing even better.

Community college is cheap as hell, if you're working dead-end jobs you might look into it. Also if you're American, you get a shitton of tax breaks for working while in school. I get like $2000-2700 back on my federal taxes every year.
But yeah if you do go back definitely learn to live without the weed. Honestly the hard part is just having stoner friends.
Just my advice.
Shawnathon Cuntingfuck - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 01:14:57 EST ID:UV5nqzhU No.4904646 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I'm also in mathematics graduate school OP. I never work high, only smoking at the end of the day, or while drinking.

Dabbing becoming shitty? by Archibald Limpdicking - Mon, 05 Mar 2018 23:16:53 EST ID:XI1049q+ No.4903806 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's hard to structure my thoughts, so i'll just type it all out. This may be kinda rambling so bear with me.

So like, I've been a dedicated stoner since about 2005. I was here in the really early days of 420chan when we used to watch mst3k together. It was great. There were a few things I really liked about weed:

I remember saying to my friends one morning as we were getting stoned before class: "Dude.. Weed's like the best drug. I mean, we blaze like every morning, and every morning it feels just like the first time. I'm so fucking high im like in outer space, this is awesome". Then we laughed and laughed when my friend spilled his coffee.

In fact, I have a lot of good weed memories: The time we tried to buy taco bell in pennies and tripped coming into the store, the time we went to the movies and I yelled "What the fuck! Why do the credits keep moving! STEADY THE CAMERA!" but the words were still. I was just stoned. hahaha the other movie people were laughing at us, but it was cool cuz we had fun. The time we had to watch Strange Planet for english class, and me and the class bully both decided to "go to the bathroom" and caught each other blazing and became best friends. Weed makes me really really tune into the movie/show im watching and really enjoy it on a whole nother level. And finally, Weed easily turns LSD into Super LSD.

...Then I started dabbing two years ago. I went to the dispensary and they gave me a free sample of a half gram 10$ crumble. I broke a beer bottle and heated a shard on the oven, dropped a pinhead on the shard, and inhaled the vapor through the broken top of the beer bottle as a funnel. Holy shit, that tiny pinhead got me sweaty as a motherfucker. I dropped to my knees and sweat a bunch, took off my shirt, panted for a bit, then got up after 30 seconds. woo...that 30 seconds was intense. Damn... had to wake up my girlfriend and tell her how awesome dabs were.

...We ended up buying a nice quartz rig and a torch, dabbing every day. Multiple times a day. Pinheads became bbs became matchstick heads, became snakes. Eventually going through half gram a day each. Money was no problem, we were both doing quite well, so we bought a shitload of wax. Two years went by.

...In these two years, there's been some things I've noticed:

No hilarious stories. No hilarious memories with friends. I'm actually not that social, and I used to be really social.... I think theres a little tiny bit of truth in the stereotype that stoners are social friendly people, and "if everyone in the world smoked pot there'd be no war". I don't think theres any truth in "if everyone in the world did a dab, there'd be no war".
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nom-ah-k - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 14:39:52 EST ID:GkC8ANri No.4904626 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yes, but the chemicals presented in the brain are only a construct of your own cognition, which drugs are known to effect in an overly-simplistic and grandiose manner.

One finds meaning in life in whatever they enjoy, which for that dude, is obviously smoking MJ.
Milky Choketoker - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 17:47:39 EST ID:J93xfchB No.4904634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i'm pretty sure weed is less than dmt.
Martin Sippershaw - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 00:20:14 EST ID:TccolK+L No.4904643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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could have something to do with terpenes and the entourage effect.
if you dont know, cannabinoids are capable of potentiating each other in the presence of each other.
shatter is primarily thc and low to no cbd. not a whole lot of flavor going on because its highly extracted. this is the where the craze for live resin comes from i think( wouldnt know for sure because i live in virginia where we JUST got medical marijuana oil and are in our infancy with all this) because live resin still has a significant terp profile. terps on their own have medicinal effects as they are found all thru nature

point is, try doing a rosin extract on some tasty nugs from where you get your oil.
go pick your favorite strain of weed that you used to blaze and try dabbing the extract. chances are itll be a different experience.

a quick way to do this would be to use parchment paper(not wax paper),a hair straightener with low settings and a mounted bench vice. optionally get a heat reading gun to see how hot your plates are. then just squish and collect
Bud Lightly - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 01:08:37 EST ID:DDzjST+g No.4904645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dabs work fine for me, dude. I think your tolerance is just too high.

Will I pass by Charlotte Pillyridge - Mon, 19 Mar 2018 22:06:50 EST ID:1ihMZZjg No.4904559 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have not smoked weed in at least 5 weeks. I'm 5'11 165lbs and work out 5 days a week always, sweat a lot. Do you think I'll still piss hot? I used to smoke about once a day every day.
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Charlotte Pillyridge - Mon, 19 Mar 2018 23:42:43 EST ID:1ihMZZjg No.4904568 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Wasn't a huge smoker. Like once a day but skipped days a lot, sometimes on the weekend twice a day. Just mids.
Max Power - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 04:45:10 EST ID:82PeomNi No.4904578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was exactly that weight, to the t. Height off 1 inch. I was a realllllly heavy smoker, and pissed hot 6 weeks later. If you piss hot, the only thing that will work (and that saved me the same day) is this: https://www.amazon.com/Detoxify-Xxtra-Herbal-Natural-Tropical/dp/B009K6YVDW

There's a certain time window you piss clean during, and they dont make it very clear on the box, so do your research. But this took me from a fail to a clean pass in about 3 hours so, good luck. It only works for people in your situation though. There is a good chance you will pass, but there is also a decent chance you will fail. Test yourself, and if you fail, go to a few smoke shops and find this. It's a very popular product I"ve found it in many medium to high-end smokeshops.
Nathan Ragefock - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 20:36:32 EST ID:MktL1ODs No.4904639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
165lbs dude who also works out 5 days a week here. I just passed my test last week after smoking every day for years and then stopping for 6 weeks. You're good.
Smokemoar McTokemoar - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 21:11:33 EST ID:0VIZ0089 No.4904640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I have used this on 3 separate occasions and passed every time without issue, it's the only detox drink that I trust

go to gnc or vitamin shoppe or whatever you have by you and pick one up, you won't regret it

Inexperienced smoker stories by Cedric Wemmerwater - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 20:21:14 EST ID:14L/Mfzl No.4904245 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Tfw hanging out with a new friend >hung out once and smoked before >split an ed with him this time
>gave him half but told him he was welcome to more after an hour if he wasn't feeling much.
>madman goes and eats a full cookie
>dude suggests we watch alien
>gets sick from combination of greening out and seeing chest buster scene.

What's the silliest time you've had getting high with the inexperienced?
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Henry Siblinghall - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 21:15:18 EST ID:bspP7ber No.4904608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm sorry, but Canada is absolutely fucked as a nation.
Spilda Bongwata - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 22:32:41 EST ID:x5AwHfg2 No.4904611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yea man, I agree.

people have been using this shit medically for years and the government still hasn't whipped up a DIN number for it--Vets, ppl with epilepsy and other ppl with chronic pain can't claim it as a medical expense so they have to shell 10 grand a year out-of-pocket to get their 4-g's-a-day mail order shit or get it from some burnout teenager, this country has WORSE politicians than the USA and every facet of the system is busted as fuck.
Matthew Flaherty - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 03:17:34 EST ID:7DTZf9mY No.4904619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
HighSpeedZombie - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 11:49:17 EST ID:mI6lKjsp No.4904624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>around the first month when I started smoking
>nice summer evening
>comfy ass breeze coming through the window
>watching sci-fi movies and shit posting
>need a change of atmosphere and go for a comfy walk
>decide to make the event more special by smoking more than what I'm use too
>it was like a whole another world out there
>and dark and creepy
>freaking out a little
>almost got hit by a car because I was too much into my head and wasn't looking both ways
>suddenly a group of youths suddenly appear
>worried that they are going to know I'm high
>last possible second find out their my friends
>They are out to get some food
>follow them and autisticly talk about Def Leppard armless drummer
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Backwoods by Thorsday Cuntmuff - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 18:18:20 EST ID:7ULWypoT No.4904369 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why do people act like there's any cheap blunt wrap better than backwoods? There aren't
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Awe !!vVWR8L52 - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 15:35:00 EST ID:J93xfchB No.4904596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Vaporized water cooled co2 oil>other extracts well done like alcohol or butane in a good vape rig>fresh dry ice picked fine mesh sieved trichomes straight from the tree
Everything else is pretty much subpar excluding edibles.
Edward Cubberstet - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 17:55:53 EST ID:tMT6Q1ec No.4904601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like Raw because it doesn't run often.
Frederick Handlehood - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 02:42:33 EST ID:sNsqs3eC No.4904617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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swishers are the best and everyone knows it
Lillian Borringtotch - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 03:16:39 EST ID:/rOnCWlM No.4904618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cool stock photo, kid. do you even grow?

New to the game. by Fark McGeezax - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 15:07:27 EST ID:m7BQrj+/ No.4904595 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Long story short, i have a low paying job and i figure i could make good scratch, as a pot peddler. Legal risks aside.

How do i find a wholeseller / farmer?
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Reginald Bluntstein - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 17:31:38 EST ID:Q4Enlcrk No.4904600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you can't figure that out, you shouldn't even play the game
Edward Cubberstet - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 18:10:59 EST ID:tMT6Q1ec No.4904602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You really should just figure out how to grow it yourself, I personally wouldn't sell anyone anything I didn't know the specifics of nor quality.
It's not exactly hard, weed isn't terribly picky compared to shit like tobacco or bonsai trees. Just keep it semi humid, prune the right amount, keep it watered the right amount, check for rot and keep it protected from the weather.
First year trying to grow it outside was a lot easier than I thought, the hard part was getting it in to dry and trimming it all.
Cuts out any middleman too, you'll make at least double the cash and you won't be dependent on someone else for it.
Jeffrey Jizzstain - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 01:20:31 EST ID:fYMCw3jX No.4904615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What country are you in?

I used to go through the darkweb via bitcoin but it all got jeff sessions'd
Now I have a hookup who's cool, lives 2 blocks from me, and gives me good shit for really cheap. Lucky right now.

But if you don't know a local guy, you might wanna figure out how to use dream market.
Isabella Hembleworth - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 15:57:35 EST ID:dd6R0FYv No.4904629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
legal risks aside some poor fucks might try mugging you with guns, knives tasers or bear spray depending on your country, or try robbing your place if thats where you're going to sell from.

also the legal risks. like becoming a felon over selling a plant that should be legal.

if you're seriously strapped its not the worst thing but you can really get yourself fucked over for whats basically chump change op

Never smoked in my life, just bought 1oz of wax. what am i in for? by Reuben Semmledure - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 00:58:36 EST ID:GotAoFDn No.4904073 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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self explanatory post
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Nomdrop Bubbleflopn - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 13:38:53 EST ID:SVmD0VVR No.4904591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
damn, reube, you going fucking hard at the meds for a beginner.
Corky McRapekids - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 14:51:26 EST ID:11hmijzD No.4904593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
one inhale, one "hit". duration is moot. nb
Kirtaner Aster - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 21:47:50 EST ID:PS54nmhB No.4904609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Smoke it you have a stash that will last you forever. Just dont smoke too much itll make you fall asleep early.
Spilda Bongwata - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 22:27:25 EST ID:x5AwHfg2 No.4904610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're in for an ounce of wax, buddy

cross thread potentially up all night by Prudence Goat - Sun, 04 Mar 2018 04:31:08 EST ID:5+HHVdZr No.4903741 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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smoking some fine ass htfse/hcfse blend, took a quarter of a xan, smoked some opium, chilling as fuck, any suggestions?
Cunt McPuntington - Sun, 04 Mar 2018 20:56:23 EST ID:9mTTSp/D No.4903764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
invest the lion's share of your life savings in S&P 500 index funds
Zhikov Gorkfuck - Sun, 04 Mar 2018 23:18:31 EST ID:SuSKbj5L No.4903765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
eat some kratom
Jimny Flod - Mon, 05 Mar 2018 05:54:54 EST ID:SwAD2ukQ No.4903776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you are a fagot
David Claffingdock - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 21:00:22 EST ID:IlI0eFAZ No.4904607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i did this and made $16k from investments

Weed and Relationships by AssBlaster - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 19:20:33 EST ID:nVv1x1wa No.4902517 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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come to you guys with a timeless dilemma..my girlfriend is anti-weed. we love each other and are very serious yadda yadda so I’ve abstained for 6ish months but recently she said she wanted to try it out with her friend soon..which made me think that I have the green light but I still can’t help but feel guilty about the idea of smoking again..I talked to her about it and she was against it but basically left it to me to decide what I wanna do with my life..any advice?
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Priscilla Brupperdure - Sun, 18 Mar 2018 06:17:00 EST ID:v8tphx0I No.4904483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Holy fuck, you're the same guy that posted a few weeks ago? With the super controlling anti-weed gf who suddenly said she wanted to try it, but with her side dick instead of you. Lol, so many people saying that you wouldn't do shit, and you didn't.
Young Lady - Mon, 19 Mar 2018 18:18:00 EST ID:8bDgMGTT No.4904551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ask yourself how much you love her. Like really do so. People automatically assume if you choose weed over anything in life than you have no control, but they neglect that if it's in a healthy amount you may just have low interest in the alternative.
That said, I broke up with an anti-weed GF not too long ago- not because she was against weed, but she complained and got very high-maintenance and needy and I couldn't take that. I didn't break up with her because of weed, but that wasn't the only difference we had with each other.
My point is, like many things in life, ou need to weigh your options. With this development about her trying it doesn't mean you can get back to it, and if she finds out she has the right to call you out on that. You need to tell her what you want to do before you do it. But honestly the best move is let her first try it no pressure, then if she likes it try offering her to smoke with you. Slowly work your way for her comfort, Rome wasn't built in a day.
Smokemoar McTokemoar - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 03:10:19 EST ID:rwO7nGam No.4904576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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We smoke everyday and our relationship is doing fine. Get yourself a girl who smokes
Fucking Chottingchodging - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 15:03:22 EST ID:11hmijzD No.4904666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
why do some stoners allow them selves that kind of bong water?? its like shitting your pants because pooping in the toilet is too much effort. makes me wanna heave

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