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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated April 10)
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Jack Clanningfidge - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 21:18:20 EST ID:Ru4sWbD3 No.4920198
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My grandma is 86 and has never smoked in her entire life. She refuses to, she thinks it will kill her. She knows that I'm a huge pothead and always jokes about it. if I could get her to get high with me once before she croaks I think it would make my life. I think i'd start off by giving her some weak edibles of good sativa and than once shes high i'd toke up, she used to smoke cigs back in the day so i dont think she'd have a problem with knowing how to inahle.

My brothers tried to slip her some edibles before but she called me and asked me if they were pot. I told her the truth, i cant lie to grandma. She flushed them immediately and was upset for a few days. This was a few years back. I wouldn't try to do it without telling her, im morally against that.

Anyone got tips with this?
Candy Prolapse - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 01:09:38 EST ID:33EFZ5eA No.4920203 Ignore Report Reply
>My brothers tried to slip her some edibles before

Your brothers are retarded. She's clearly not into it. All you can do is show her concrete evidence that it's not what she thinks it is. If she won't budge just leave it be.
Tyquan Dickerson - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 01:16:03 EST ID:GNguW63v No.4920206 Ignore Report Reply

100% this

nb cuz i didnt add anything
Tyquan Dickerson - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 01:17:03 EST ID:GNguW63v No.4920207 Ignore Report Reply
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oops i forgot to click the button sorry here is a weed

nb for real
Creaton Jiveturkey - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 16:33:46 EST ID:Ks8MJ8Qp No.4920228 Ignore Report Reply
shoot one into her mouth while she's sleeping with a slingshot
Nigglet Dimpleton - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 17:10:43 EST ID:lo3YrNAN No.4920233 Ignore Report Reply
Ew god you want him to jack off into his grandma's mouth while she's sleeping? That's too far man, even for /weed/
Creaton Jiveturkey - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 17:52:59 EST ID:Ks8MJ8Qp No.4920237 Ignore Report Reply
i want him to replace her dentures front teeth with chiclets.
Nigglet Dimpleton - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 19:06:03 EST ID:lo3YrNAN No.4920240 Ignore Report Reply
Delicious! I dunno though those won't chew food very well.
Blueberry McFuckerson - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 19:41:22 EST ID:iJ8FGnzH No.4920242 Ignore Report Reply
you don't have to give your grandma drugs
Baby Eater - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 21:50:31 EST ID:xYFTRtqH No.4920271 Ignore Report Reply

Nice weed.
Richter Bellemont - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 22:27:49 EST ID:zIYlRWZg No.4920272 Ignore Report Reply
She probably thinks your weed is trash and flushed it right away. Grammy only vapes the hottest kush.

Fo real, stop forcing drugs onto your poor grandma.
Lucas Lovely - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 22:33:47 EST ID:Hdfwg0BO No.4920273 Ignore Report Reply
Maybe some opium would be better?
Jack Fuckingspear - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:12:45 EST ID:HQpH/ynR No.4920308 Ignore Report Reply
Stoners always trying to get everyone to smoke weed. She's EIGHTY-SIX, stop trying to make her get high. just throw out the idea its gonna starting grating on her if you keep bringing it up. drink a couple glasses of wine with her if you must
Violet Stoolbutter - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 08:25:57 EST ID:VrJ6ziKL No.4920323 Ignore Report Reply
>calls grandson
>is this a weed brownie
>I could never lie to you granny
>trashes it all
>smokes finest hash in wicker rocking chair
>get on my level sonny

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