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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

hair test

- Sat, 20 Jul 2019 18:06:24 EST 6M4ANDbB No.4925450
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sup /weed/

so i finally got offered my dream job but it's contingent upon passing a hair drug test. i've spent weeks researching how to beat this test, so i figured i'd make a live update thread to maybe help someone else unfortunate enough to be in this position. it seems there's a shitload of conflicting information so i'm gonna write what i did and then post my results when i get them. note: i'm only trying to rid thc/thc metabolites from my hair; the only other drugs i do are adderall (prescribed) and caffeine.

recent usage:
most recent usage was 3 weeks ago (june 29). smoked a bowl of some reggie. maybe 2 weeks prior to that, took 1-2 hits from bowl of same weed. smoked 3 cbd cigarettes containing <0.4% thc the day prior. 3-4 weeks prior to that, i smoked for a few days in a row (blunts, bowls). nothing else i can recall in a 90 day window.

next post will detail my treatments performed thus far
Mary Lovestain - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 18:23:39 EST 6M4ANDbB No.4925453 Reply
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i was informed thursday about the hair test. worst case scenario is i take it before the 23rd. so far only variations of the macujo method have been employed. bleach & dye is not yet out of the question. shower caps and nitrile gloves used.

july 18 - 11:30 pm
apple cider vinegar soak 30 mins
clean and clear 2% salicylic acid (pink bottle) soak 30 mins
tide original laundry detergent soak 1 hour
rinse in shower
shampoo and conditioner wash

result: no change to hair

july 19 - 2 am - i began heating up the ingredients as an attempt to aid the opening of the hair follicle. wonderful gf starts helping -- she now performs the treatments. she massages scalp much better than i did and has a much better coverage
shower to rinse and heat up hair, blow dry for heat
apple cider vinegar (microwaved 20 seconds to ~100°F) soak 30 mins
clean and clear (microwaved 20 seconds to ~100°F) soak 30 mins
tide detergent soak 1 hour
baking soda + milk of magnesia paste scrub in shower

result: hair now feels stripped of all oils, thinner. scalp is irritated

july 20 - 3 pm - ran out of apple cider vinegar so switched to white vinegar. gf performed treatment. bought propylene glycol (active ingredient in aloe rid) from a farm store. - scalp now noticeably stings when acid is added, very sensitive to hot water
white vinegar (~100°F) soak 30 mins
clean and clear (~100°F) soak 30 mins
tide soak 1 hour
propylene glycol wash in shower
head and shoulders itchy scalp relief soak 5 mins
propylene glycol wash

result: hair noticeably thinner yet stiffer. scalp very sore.

more updates to follow as they occur. questions are welcome.
Beatrice Sendlegold - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 18:26:33 EST zpF+s20w No.4925454 Reply
>>wonderful gf

got any pics
Beatrice Sendlegold - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 18:50:06 EST zpF+s20w No.4925455 Reply
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why'd you lie about having a GF dude?

There is no other reason why you wouldnt post a pic of her :/
Is she ugly or something? you embarrassed? What? she's good enough for you to fuck but not be seen in public with. Stand by your woman ffs.
Phoebe Cleffingstock - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 21:38:16 EST 5u6NFCAd No.4925467 Reply
The only way you're going to beat a hair test in such a limited time is by claiming religious objection.

But more importantly, fuck the government for making alcoholism and cigarettes acceptable and persecuting pot smokers.
James Chenderson - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 21:53:32 EST mqQ0yslc No.4925470 Reply
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shave every one of your hairs
Lillian Ginnerdale - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 22:17:38 EST DCD1+0G4 No.4925472 Reply
It's the most interesting thing OP has said.

Speaking of which-- you're fucked, but worry not. Dream jobs are overrated. I've had two and quit both. Save yourself the disillusionment, load a bowl, and reinflate your girlfriend.
John Geckleworth - Sun, 21 Jul 2019 03:37:01 EST zpF+s20w No.4925485 Reply

Just post a pic because youve made yourself look like a dickhead. We know you lied about having a GF, dude....
Diamond O'Queef - Sun, 21 Jul 2019 12:16:12 EST YiC1fa2V No.4925498 Reply
I don't have to deal with this problem (For county jobs and most private jobs that don't take federal funding), because I'm medical but I'd go with religious objection.
Barnaby Lotawitz - Sun, 21 Jul 2019 17:43:02 EST jCkULVsY No.4925522 Reply
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>ITT: OP makes himself go bald
Penny Cancer - Sun, 21 Jul 2019 18:30:00 EST lHIqUKL0 No.4925525 Reply
guess it ain't your dream job if you can't smoke fucking weed
Knuckles Freebasin - Sun, 21 Jul 2019 19:37:16 EST 0A9KQ5ZG No.4925529 Reply
hey anyone: what's your dream job
Alice Diddlefoot - Mon, 22 Jul 2019 04:49:14 EST zpF+s20w No.4925558 Reply

OP lied about having a girlfriend
Cornelius Dindleketch - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 00:17:43 EST ZJxTusGR No.4925812 Reply
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sorry i stopped taking good notes; here's what i did from memory:

july 21 - scalp was red and scabbing after saturday's treatment so took break
propylene glycol soak 10 min
head and shoulders soak 5 min

july 23 - given due date for drug test (july 26) so it's panic time - scalp is back to normal
baking soda + milk of magnesia soak 10 min
propylene glycol soak 10 min

july 24
clean and clear soak 5 min
head and shoulders soak 5 min

night: full macujo #4
white vinegar soak 30 min
clean and clear soak 30 min
tide soak 1 hour
propylene glycol soak 10 min

july 25 - this is where my guide becomes useless for average person. got an appointment with a hairdresser who has experience removing drugs from hair. she said she uses some kind of "protein destroying" powder in her bleach.
trimmed hair
bleached - sat under one of those dome-shaped hair dryer things for 30 minutes while it soaked
dyed hair - soaked for 20-30 min
toner 2x
trim again

result: hair is slightly lighter than natural hair color but perfectly passable; no one notices at work except 1 person. scalp is slightly red.

head and shoulders soak 10 min

july 26 - day of test
head and shoulder soak 10 min

hair test taken - she snipped about ~1 in of hair from the rear crown of my head (taken about ~1 in from scalp), not many strands taken at all (which i'm hoping works in my favor).

result: clinic says results should be in within 48 hours. my hair is a shitload thinner than normal, scalp is recovering. i'm confident i passed since i didn't have much thc/thc metabolites to remove in the first place; the hair that had the highest concentration of thc was trimmed off.

that concludes my experiment of attempting to pass a hair test. i'll probably only return to update this thread if i fail. wish me luck /weed/.
Petronella Stubblystitching - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 03:06:26 EST mqQ0yslc No.4925820 Reply
>i'll probably only return to update this thread if i fail
so we'll never know for sure, thanks bro
Marcus Diarrhea - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 03:11:06 EST GNguW63v No.4925821 Reply
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why wouldn't you return to tell us you passed? I want to know how the story ends, either way.

pic related
Miles Edgeworth - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 05:59:13 EST 1jPScTRW No.4925826 Reply
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>>Reminder that OP STILL has not posted a picture of his suposed "girlfriend".

Cyril Mimblefuck - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 06:37:51 EST 97+qFtu2 No.4925827 Reply
Jack off and come back tomorrow, thirsty boy. I know you will.
Miles Edgeworth - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 10:10:02 EST 1jPScTRW No.4925831 Reply

I just really don't believe OP has a girlfriend. Things just don't add up. I don't understand why people are brushing over this.... OP IS FUCKING LIENG
Link Shitrider - Thu, 01 Aug 2019 16:59:02 EST LtwLPBoB No.4926110 Reply
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august 1
i passed bros. just received a confirmation email about my start date. my hair is noticeably blonder and my scalp has some really fucking serious dandruff from the scabbing, but i don't give a fuck.

in conclusion:
4x macujo and 1xbleach/dye worked
Shitting Simbleson - Mon, 05 Aug 2019 19:25:41 EST HFC5foI8 No.4926332 Reply
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>reinflate your girlfriend.

Nice bro! So in about 2 weeks you passed a hair test. GL in the job

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