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- Sun, 28 Jul 2019 17:46:42 EST OSS1xXrH No.4925905
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>People who call cannabis "greens"
>I'm gonna go pick up some greens.
>Oh, what, I still gots some greens left.
Thomas Snodworth - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 17:48:42 EST OSS1xXrH No.4925906 Reply
Almost irritates me as much as calling a Dispensary a 'dispo'
William Carryson - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 18:11:54 EST iMuOLn1x No.4925907 Reply
Remember a group of fellas who referred to getting a "bowl of salad" as a bowl of weed. Confused the absolute shit out of me, of course it was code since weed was illegal.
Graham Sollermed - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 19:18:18 EST V3esHMLd No.4925912 Reply
fuck you OP, I'm smokin on some greens
Gertrud Cuntskewer - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 19:59:21 EST Rk4jxBoW No.4925914 Reply
Never heard of this one before, we used to say smoke some green where I come from, but we never added the plural "s" at the end.
John Handstands - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 21:11:29 EST lpOHifM4 No.4925918 Reply
Almost as bad as people calling weed "flower" after their first dab
Martha Snodway - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 22:18:35 EST n/e4eHKE No.4925921 Reply
Was wondering when soyjak threads would start shitting up this site. Also weed and cannabis are the only acceptable terms depending on formality needed.
Samuel Hecklespear - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 23:09:04 EST fFKfqdzR No.4925925 Reply
I work at a dispensary and "flower" is absolutely real "industry terminology"

sorry new things scare you but
Hamilton Gigglehork - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 23:18:47 EST S1Kw1qHW No.4925926 Reply
Almost everyone in the hood i live in calls it either “Awesauge” for good weed or “JuJu” for mid-tier and sometimes “BoBo Bush” for junk weed.
Frederick Sallertadge - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 00:41:13 EST m896zC9R No.4925931 Reply
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>I work at a dispensary
hahaha oh wow
so you're personally cashing in by acquiring a culture and trade that was established by more courageous and inventive people and then legalized through the efforts of other people and now you're shit talking all the same people and acting like you're an expert because you work for minimum wage as a retail clerk?
i don't get my medical advice from the guy at the drug store who puts band-aids on the shelf either.
Lillian Mosslechane - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 00:48:10 EST VbZgopgF No.4925934 Reply
bettin $5 you've never grown outside of a closet and another $10 that you've never grown at all lol

your gatekeeping shit is embarrassing as hell. This is why you aren't an actual part of the subculture and no one invites you to parties :(
Eugene Brezzleshit - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 02:10:52 EST A9i/ske4 No.4925935 Reply
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>You wana head home and smoke some trees?
Oliver Weblingfield - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 02:43:55 EST 4nME9icg No.4925937 Reply
So you're tired of same lame lingo? Turn it into a new word.

Greens = Gamz

Trees = Tweeds

Salad = Swank

Dispo = Dollop

Flower = Funko

It's your word choice, bromosapien. Do whatcha do mayne.
COCK VACUUM - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 21:48:03 EST k5pORel/ No.4929058 Reply
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>"aye cunt lemme huff that beeple leaf fucck man this doink is tighter than a twelve year old"
Penis McHard - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 07:54:11 EST c0xlowle No.4929080 Reply
"greens" stems from a word thats commonly used as slang for pot in some scandinavian languages, their word for vegetables translates to "green things" and they also used the term for weed. thats how the usage of "greens" got adopted into western potted lingo.
Jointington Lungtits - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 11:04:58 EST abf2uK66 No.4929082 Reply
Lmao imagine being this butthurt over what people call their weed. Id hate dispensary workers too because im guessing you're smoking on poopoo weed that you got from one.
Fuck Sanninghere - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 11:27:35 EST sYodTGzO No.4929083 Reply
lol no it isnt dude its called greens sometimes because its green, Scandinavia doesnt influence anybody elses culture ever
Rebecca Bimblefug - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 03:58:23 EST 36zhxINx No.4929246 Reply
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lmao nobody cares you weird, insecure faggot. go fuck yourself, retard. no bump.
Albert Hongerdurk - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 06:03:15 EST jDnmDx2N No.4929250 Reply

Mab Splattershit - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 13:26:12 EST gDJM6soH No.4929259 Reply
I'm finna burn dem greens
Balls McGee - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 13:42:00 EST u6IVqs4a No.4929263 Reply
The only time I have heard weed referred to as greens is when its already in the bowl and hasn't been combusted yet.

For example if you are using one piece with several people then one of them might not have gotten any greens on their first hit, so they get to go first on the next bowl.
Ellen Brownpaste - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 18:30:40 EST el1Z1160 No.4929269 Reply
Yeah, I've heard it called "green," but never "greens."

I've been proposing for a while now that we start calling nugs "turtles."
Creaton Jiveturkey - Tue, 08 Oct 2019 09:31:46 EST 2oy8CcoN No.4929287 Reply

You know what I hate?

People who have grown up with legal weed, and have no respect for the black markets that necessarily exist in half the world. People use slang, people do not get lab tested shit, and people do not know if it's even weed. It sucks and you get by how you can. Greens is slang for an illegal product. Usually used like above poster said when referencing a new bowl. OP is a dick for thinking he/she has the right to dictate what vocabulary others can/can't use.

Do you get pissed at foreigners for calling weed whatever the word is in their language?
Esther Nicklefuck - Tue, 08 Oct 2019 12:29:11 EST go4rb6Id No.4929291 Reply
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"i'm a green guy"
Anton Dongway - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 19:13:19 EST Lo6DqAAW No.4929358 Reply
What about I got greens or you can have greens in reference to the first hit
William Mirryshit - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 19:36:01 EST UrCdvrhW No.4929359 Reply
That's more of a regional thing. Here in upstate New York we call that "hams."
Graham Mackleshaw - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 06:09:03 EST 2+z46BMs No.4929380 Reply
If yr smoking me up you can call it whatever you want.
Henry Pallerhall - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 10:47:55 EST O5IxWaGZ No.4929383 Reply
Idk man if someone called me up and asked me to come around and smoke some cannabis I'd probably go over there. Not sure what memes you're spreading. You don't have to be this negative about everything, it's no way to live. Call it dro call it dank call it sweet cherry devil grass pie in the sky, smoke it and chill out.
Milhouse - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 13:20:56 EST EqYfL43Q No.4929392 Reply
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Someone clearly doesn't remember a time not too long ago when the government could ruin your entire life, career, etc over a personal amount of weed. Slang was created for a reason, continuing to use it is just a celebration of how far we've come with general acceptance and abolishing prohibition. Taking time out of your day to complain about something so trivial clearly proves your time is not valuable.
Cedric Crummerhudging - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 08:49:03 EST Bp76w3Fb No.4929530 Reply

that gay psychology shit won't work here I'd still crack you in the mouf m8 dur garden wall is 7ft but smaller in africa type shit.
Assinghat Craplock - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 01:05:49 EST lo3YrNAN No.4929556 Reply
Who gives a fuck? Weed, pot, wacky tobaccy, devil's weed, greens, ganja, skunk etc. If you know what they're saying why do you give a fuck about what they call it? Chill out.
Archie Sottingwot - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 08:10:57 EST ertco98r No.4929568 Reply
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Sounds like you should have some drinks and get as high as Obi Wan Kenobi.
Feedle Deedle - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 02:56:16 EST Chu5fiBi No.4929794 Reply
Is "gas" common? or just around me
Jesus Christ - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 11:22:16 EST c0us2wyK No.4929809 Reply
I've heard gas only to refer to good weed. "Damn, Joey got that gas!" or "Yo, this shit is gas, bro"
Eugene Blarrydale - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 12:32:01 EST jDnmDx2N No.4929810 Reply
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Oh motherfucker, now you're just picking fights with the wrong people. SAY IT AGAIN, I FUCKING DARE YOU.
Gas is a fucking stupid term for cannabis, it sounds like people either have to fart or fill up their car.
Dextrolord - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 14:11:54 EST DqfUWPX0 No.4929814 Reply
Gas usually means good coke around here, or u know, I gotta fill my car up with gas is a common saying as well here. Not sure how it is in your corner of the world
Jesus Christ - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 15:55:10 EST c0us2wyK No.4929816 Reply
I think thats the point, gas like gasoline, like you sniff it and DAMN thats like gasoline, so pungent

This is also true in my area, gas goes for coke too
Probably heron too but I don’t associate with that circle
Doyle Mustachio - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 03:17:28 EST sYodTGzO No.4929833 Reply
nobody anywhere calls heroin gas why would you just assume that lol
Feedle Deedle - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 05:39:33 EST l+U9lpbA No.4929840 Reply
So don't accept it. Let it send you into an emotional nosedive. Just shut up about it lol
Umawuma Filangey - Sun, 20 Oct 2019 16:52:04 EST 2kIyOeL2 No.4929917 Reply
ive only heard greens as a reference to the fresh bowl, i.e. "you packed it, you get greens" or like if half the bowl is smoked "there's still some greens left"

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