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Smoking for the first time

- Sat, 07 Dec 2019 13:01:58 EST yYEF4K+E No.4931993
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Guys, I just smoked weed the first time from a conventional tobacco pipe and don't feel anything. What did I do wrong? The weed wasn't really bad because I got it from one of my relatives that smoke frequently and he really enjoys it. My pressure feels a bit low but that's the kind of shit I feel when I smoke a lot of strong tobacco without a filter.
Hedda Tillingfield - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 13:27:38 EST b6Ng1Ajy No.4931994 Reply
>yfw you were a mob boss and get reincarnated as a frog
Greg Saunier - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 14:38:17 EST oDjQKTI5 No.4931995 Reply
you never get high your first time smoking, me? it took me until my 4th attempt to get stoned.

Make sure you are inhaling properly and such.
McKush - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 15:07:22 EST opn2Gfvb No.4931996 Reply
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That's BS.
The first time I smoked (also in a tobacco pipe) it got me shit faced for almost 4 hours from just a speck of weed. Weed is so strong nowadays it's basically impossible not to get high. Smoking in a pipe is stronger and more efficient than a joint. OP just doesn't know how to inhale.

OP you gotta hold the smoke in your lungs for at least 5 seconds and then slowly release. Don't smoke like you're hyperventilating. Try it again right now.
Reginald Windsor - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 16:12:25 EST Xh/A0+xL No.4931997 Reply
>Weed is so strong nowadays
No it isn't.

My mom can't get high after smoking a fat bowl. She said she used to be able to feel stoned as hell with just one puff.

I can also confirm that the weed I was able to get 10 years ago, was on a completely different level. A different galaxy even.
Link Shitrider - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 16:26:04 EST bIFg9Ubk No.4931998 Reply
>a different galaxy

man you had a good dealer driving all this way
Emma Tootfoot - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 16:39:24 EST 5eoL8PoN No.4931999 Reply
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Dont smoke it like a cig or a pipe. Hit it, hold it, blow it fam
Bumrush Kush - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 16:39:27 EST yYEF4K+E No.4932000 Reply
I don't really know how to hold the smoke in my lungs. I only smoke pipe and you're not suppose to inhale the smoke
Barbecue Hernandez - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 17:11:48 EST jDnmDx2N No.4932001 Reply
>a conventional tobacco pipe
Please, PLEASE tell me you didn't use a carbon filter. Like, check the pipe and if it has a little white cardboard tube with coal in it, toss that shit.
Bumrush Kush - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 17:32:05 EST yYEF4K+E No.4932003 Reply
Nah, I didn't. I use it when smoking regular tobacco though. What's the problem with it?
Barbecue Hernandez - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 17:54:37 EST jDnmDx2N No.4932004 Reply
Well I had to look it up again, but the general belief is that carbon filters absorb shit from the weed that you want inside your lungs. Personally I'm not a fan of them either, I've tried them for joints and pipes and they just reduce things like the weed's flavour as well.
Buzz Killington - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 21:33:03 EST 0yACBXdt No.4932011 Reply
Absolute poppycock. I remember in high school a grain weed made the shop teacher go up on the roof and run around until they called an ambulance. Nowadays professors get up in front of class and suck on huge cones and they don't even get high.
Balls McGee - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 21:53:16 EST 175vB7Ye No.4932013 Reply
nothing is wrong, you got high but have no previous experience to compare it to.
unless you were doin dabs, your not gonna get the stereotypical psychedelic experience you were expecting, and even then cannabis is mellow.
Jimny Flod - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 22:21:21 EST nahSX0iR No.4932014 Reply
when you pull your mouth off the pipe breathe in air before exhaling, its how you actually inhale the smoke.
Sunny Rapekit - Mon, 09 Dec 2019 16:19:04 EST 9KLaaVVA No.4932051 Reply
this poster is a fuckin dummy, disregard. took me 4 sessions to get high (fuck off with your BET YOU DIDNT INHALE XD shit, it's almost impossible to do wrong unless you're completely braindead) and once I finally did get high at all for the first time I was catatonic under a blanket for 2.5 hrs

there is zero chance of getting high for the first time and "not noticing", if you aren't sure whether you got high or not then you didn't get high and need to try again until your brain chemistry clicks
Priscilla Simmlehudge - Mon, 09 Dec 2019 20:28:02 EST Xx3Q+KCw No.4932054 Reply
You're probably grinding it consistently. With tobacco + pipes, you pack at different strengths, like baby momma, papa. I'm thinking if you grind it too fine then your airhole is getting clogged. Cut some with scissors to get a coarse grind and pack away.
Fanny Guvingson - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 05:20:05 EST rmIttjXk No.4932660 Reply
This, it changed my life when someone told me I had to actually hold it in those many years ago
Isabella Chassletug - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 07:09:43 EST WwjnVXWp No.4932663 Reply
Changed my life when someone told me that you get 95% of the THC you're going to get after five seconds of holding it in.
Molly Grimford - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 11:19:07 EST 3WWUGfeJ No.4932669 Reply
People have variance in their endocannabinoid systems... I have witnessed some people smoke strong weed first time with no effect. Rare, but happens. Dunno maybe they have some much anandamide its's blocking the thc. Who knows.
Oliver Dreckleworth - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 16:59:42 EST Rk4jxBoW No.4932676 Reply
I have witnessed this before too, on two separate occasions with different people, strange! The one later became a stoner, and the other one claimed that since it didn't affect him he wasn't going to try it again, but he was a straight edge type who never drank either so that made sense.
Cedric Heshville - Sat, 28 Dec 2019 22:38:37 EST RZ5m5G38 No.4932722 Reply
I knew a girl who told me weed didnt work on her. that she'd tried a few peoples stuff, they all said it was "the best, MINE will definitely work" and she felt nothing.
alright i said. sure. i guess youre special.
6 years later she's one of the biggest stoners i know
Chode - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 07:04:44 EST 6ZC2Lq4P No.4932734 Reply
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The people saying OP is correct are retards, plain and simple. The first half dozen weed highs I experienced, were extremely psychedelic in nature. First weed I ever smoked was a joint of Silver Surfer, sativa my brother had brought back from Colorado and he decided me, at 22 years old, was old enough to try it. Well, I took about 3, maybe 4 hefty hits from the joint, and it didn't hit me at first. But even writing this now, 6 years later, I can remember what it felt like. Time started to slow down. My entire body started to get filled with a growing, buzzing energy. It felt what I imagined superheroes feel like when they get super powers, no joke. It felt like I was in a dream. I talked to my brother and it was like I was talking to him across another dimension. This lasted for about 6 hours but started to die off around the 3 hour mark.

My point is, cannabis the first time should be a magical, mystical experience if you do it right and get the drug into your system and you're not one of the super rare people immune to it. That guy who said "unless you were doin dabs, your not gonna get the stereotypical psychedelic experience blah bla blah", I just really cannot stress enough how wrong and stupid you are. The very first virgin cannabis highs are normally trippy as absolute shit.
Chode - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 07:12:43 EST 6ZC2Lq4P No.4932735 Reply
And the people who said you "never" get high your first time smoking are wrong too, MAYBE it is like that for some people, but I and plenty of other people I've talked to got high the very first time. IDK if it made a difference, but I went into it with the attitude of a druggie, I was already an alcoholic at the time, and I was really looking for the new high, not scared at all. I wanted to blast off. And boy did it deliver.
Blathers Lavatorius - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 09:05:14 EST uGFbSaX9 No.4932736 Reply
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The first time I smoked weed my MENTALITY became FRACTURED!! OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAAAHAHAHA Jesus man Jesus!! My entire fucking MIND became absolutely DEMOLISHED
Lucy Steamcunt - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 14:55:54 EST jDnmDx2N No.4932740 Reply
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The first time I smoked weed was pure in a small metal pipe with wooden parts (it was cheap enough for a first-time investment, okay) and one of those little round metal screens. Worked on the first exhale, cornered the bowl and kept it in for like 2-3 seconds. Sunlight felt brighter, wind through the window felt magical, Doritos were an absolute taste sensation and Family Guy was suddenly fucking hilarious.

Good times, good times.

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