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- Sun, 15 Mar 2020 16:05:13 EST ZgyD0qqb No.4935547
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How are you dealing with the lockdown anon?
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Frederick Pockforth - Sun, 15 Mar 2020 16:59:20 EST 7Y6pOw5z No.4935549 Reply
day 3 of smoking resin... ive now smoked the resin that smoking regular resin leaves behind... not sure how much longer i can hold out
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Jeffrey Jizzstain - Sun, 15 Mar 2020 19:19:59 EST IXZlK+i4 No.4935556 Reply
>>4935547
Bought an ounce of gsc and have about half an ounce or more of some even better shit. Plus beer. I'm set.
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Mavis Fudgecurl - Sun, 15 Mar 2020 21:48:16 EST g4kxuJHB No.4935564 Reply
>>4935562
>tfw 60 an eighth is standard for top shelf legal weed here

I was already broke before coronavirus and I expect coronavirus means I'm gonna stay broke. Legal weed is the greatest thing when you're flush but when you're broke it's a bitch.
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Fark McGeezax - Sun, 15 Mar 2020 22:19:31 EST UnKiwwH0 No.4935565 Reply
>>4935564
>haha stupid poor nig-shit

That is beside the point.
Don't pay that much for weed. It only gets so good in quality and that price point doesn't justify it.
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Jenny Chungerstat - Sun, 15 Mar 2020 22:44:40 EST xHnKdvfw No.4935566 Reply
>>4935564
Ive come to peace with legal weed prices since it comes with the peace of mind that its clean of pesticides, mold, fert chems, the works. Especially when it comes to buying vape carts
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Nicholas Simmerheg - Sun, 15 Mar 2020 23:14:39 EST 4pjikULj No.4935568 Reply
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>>4935562

>at least a quarter isn't $111
laughing_dispensary_owner.webp
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Phyllis Menkinmut - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 00:05:00 EST 1RUe+s28 No.4935573 Reply
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Locked in my closet with dabs, nugs, beer, and immunity support gummies. I’d say I’m handling it fine
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Ian Mubblefudge - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 00:53:46 EST lH6NLimE No.4935575 Reply
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>>4935547
1 reported case in Newfoundland. Government panics, average people continue as normal
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Frederick Fublingbury - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 08:22:54 EST D1txKeIW No.4935576 Reply
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>>4935547
i forgot to resuply because of work yesterday
by the time i was done there was a line from here to fucking School at every coffeeshop
lil to say im fucked
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Frederick Gondleworth - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 11:13:10 EST HTFtMvNp No.4935578 Reply
>>4935576
???
Really, (God Bless this Mess)
The dispensaries in my state seem relatively non-phased by the panic
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Nicholas Simmerheg - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 12:01:40 EST 4pjikULj No.4935579 Reply
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>>4935576

>Amsterdam in March or Chicago in January?
>97% of Americans get this wrong!
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Nicholas Simmerheg - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 12:25:53 EST 4pjikULj No.4935580 Reply
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yeah lemme get some of that kolob kush
gorilla polygamy
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Mavis Fudgecurl - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 16:19:13 EST g4kxuJHB No.4935586 Reply
I bought weed today and even though they took some minor precautions, it made me realize it's just totally inadequate considering this is an all cash business. All those budtenders are gonna get it and spread it to people who buy weed from them. I'm gonna go tomorrow to a place with cheaper stuff and buy as much as I can afford and try not to go back for a while.

It's amazing how quick they can brand shit these days though, they gave me a free spray bottle of hand sanitizer with branding for the weed brand they partner with.

>>4935568
They were trying to advertise a "sale" for $40 quarters of literal trim today. TRIM. I hate these dumb fuckers, they are still trying to maximize profits right now instead of giving people some bulk deals to get them to come in less often so the virus doesn't spread
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Fucking Gesslestid - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 16:26:17 EST rnb4Euzg No.4935587 Reply
>>4935547

Got 73 tabs of LSD, 3 OZs of dro, half a g of coke, and 30 pills of promethazine. I think I’ll make it
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Lydia Grimfuck - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 18:15:00 EST mWW3TvFC No.4935602 Reply
I'm running low I'm in conservation mode with my bud now. I live in a non-legal state and I only have one dealer, who is also a friend I worked with for 4 years at my previous job. I texted him on Friday and he didn't get back to me until Sunday night cause he was out camping in the woods upstate all weekend with his fiance. Hopefully he comes through with my monthly order before the weekend, he always hooks it up though with price and a little extra if it takes a while. My man always tries to get top shelf stuff too for me and my Dad, he even gave me my Dads order for free last month cause it was a B-Day gift for him and my Dad hooks him and his fiance up with PBA cards so cops don't give em no trouble. Sometimes I envy people living legal states where you can just walk in and buy whatever but it seems like they fuck over customers a lot with prices and now you gotta wait in line to get your weed rations, at least I know my guy would never fuck me over or overcharge me, just have to play the waiting game. Still legal weed would be nice since then I would have another option.
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Brooke Cottle - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 20:00:55 EST /4ml05Na No.4935605 Reply
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non-legal state
Deal said he'd have some last week, no dice. said this week for sure.
'lol everyone bought it up cuz virus lmao' text today
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Ernest Blarrybanks - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 20:23:26 EST 97+qFtu2 No.4935607 Reply
I have a medical card and our dispensaries will not run out.
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Ziglick Zagstick - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 23:07:39 EST fasSGw75 No.4935611 Reply
>>4935605
He was probably downplaying it all and when he finally got it a week later he realized how serious this all is and decided to hoard the weed like your average normie would toilet paper.
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Hannah Shittingson - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 23:26:58 EST fFKfqdzR No.4935612 Reply
>>4935611
Or not. I work at a dispensary. We sold out of flower and edibles for the first time ever since I've worked there because people were panic buying and deliveries were postponed/canceled. I'm going to buy a bunch of 710Labs just in case, because the Bay Area is on lockdown. They're still doing deliveries though.

Funny that bars are closed but dispensaries aren't. I get it, it's medical, but yanno. California has its priorities straight.
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Polly Pecklelock - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 23:32:19 EST RgR3bJaw No.4935614 Reply
>>4935612
I mean, people actually hang out at bars. We want to stop gatherings of people. Dispensaries are more of an in-and-out situation.
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Hannah Shittingson - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 00:37:46 EST fFKfqdzR No.4935617 Reply
>>4935614
True enough

I saw one dispensary which isn't letting people smell samples anymore. I wonder if there's any sense to that.
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Henry Hinkinstone - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 04:03:21 EST E++WDDRu No.4935619 Reply
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Not the best stuff but $50/oz is music to my ears right now. Got this and a cart.
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Nathan Ragefock - Wed, 18 Mar 2020 05:21:48 EST 4pjikULj No.4935650 Reply
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is this a dispensary or a games workshop
(same/comparable eighths were $55 from Jan. 1 to this sunday)

whoever's bill initiates coronabux, I'll need that check by next monday. thank you for your cooperation at this difficult time.
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Graham Dozzledock - Wed, 18 Mar 2020 07:55:54 EST W7cAGAgH No.4935653 Reply
>>4935619
I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers. In harder times I've paid more for worse.
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Hans McKiffer - Wed, 18 Mar 2020 11:57:42 EST Rk4jxBoW No.4935659 Reply
I love my town, I bought an 8th of GG#4 yesterday for 15 bucks. Some mid shelf shit, but at those prices I'm not going to complain. I feel sorry for you guys paying 60+ for an 8th.
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Ernest Seckleville - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 01:05:52 EST 4UqWJl/J No.4935715 Reply
> not smoked for 6 months
> bored shitless because near complete coronavirus lockdown
> Came back here to see what's new
> fml just wanna get high off anything right now

so, yeah, no weed in the vicinity and foreign mail is more or less locked down or delayed for the most part... the few national online sellers seem to be dry as well :(

Though the local semilegal growshop is still open - might be time to stock up on some HBWR seeds and perhaps ayahuasca ingredients...
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Archie Huffingman - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 09:13:05 EST EJnhpitr No.4935720 Reply
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>>4935659
Hell I feel sorry that you have to pay 15 bucks for some mids. Most expensive shit at my dispo is this (weed wise) 7 euros per gram.
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Archie Huffingman - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 09:13:53 EST EJnhpitr No.4935721 Reply
>>4935720
I just read that you bought an 8TH for 15 which is actually great lol am dumb
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 09:24:25 EST UtCmFOjp No.4935724 Reply
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Most of you would probably kill your own mother for prices like this with free 20 minute delivery. That's CDN, too. I'm not even close to Toronto anymore and I still have 40 dealers listed in the area out here.
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Archie Huffingman - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 12:02:55 EST EJnhpitr No.4935727 Reply
>>4935724
I wouldnt do the action you just described for any amount of free drug, but I am jelly for those prices and delivery.
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Lana Shinglefoot - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:06:37 EST 4pjikULj No.4935734 Reply
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got excited for a second, but the linked article was talking about California.

meanwhile a dispensary in the same chain as my nearest one switched to medical cardholders only, so.
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Cedric Serrychedging - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:31:20 EST 9yog5J4X No.4935736 Reply
>>4935547
Haven't been on here in like a year, the corona virus led me back. Hello everybody.
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Sticky Nips - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:06:08 EST 2kIyOeL2 No.4935738 Reply
>>4935724

so you only come by to beg for money or brag about how you are spending it?
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Yak Nosaline - Sat, 21 Mar 2020 17:06:35 EST 2vE3gMW4 No.4935771 Reply
Bought some g and gonna buy some more to stock. Shit is getting reel.
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George Gombleman - Sat, 21 Mar 2020 19:21:33 EST HTFtMvNp No.4935777 Reply
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>>4935776
Damn, son.

Just picked up a popcorn bud Half O of some mids for $60
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Dextrolord - Sun, 22 Mar 2020 16:52:49 EST RdY75IzN No.4935789 Reply
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>>4935547
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of this "lock down" or "quarantine" I keep hearing about. Corona isn't affecting my life at all really besides some stores being closed. I even started my new job at the grocery store down the street today.
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Herald Budsworth - Sun, 22 Mar 2020 17:52:39 EST RgR3bJaw No.4935791 Reply
>>4935789
One day you'll realize how much of a fucking dipshit you are when you say things like this.
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Miles Edgeworth - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 19:39:39 EST ejB3Nlr/ No.4935813 Reply
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Frustrating.
Aside from my usual; no money, but people willing to sell / have income but no sellers I took a break to clean my system for job hunting after graduating from college. Miss toking with my friends but we have fun other ways and are super generous.
Had a interview lined up with good pay for me annnnnnnd Corona pushed that back till "next week" since last week.

Got no reason NOT to smoke since I don't see any of this blowing over before May but no local sellers and my friends go out of state for their stuff (they get vapes, not buds like I usual go for)


Hell, I'm in good spot otherwise. Just tired of drinking when it gets late and I'm board.
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Caroline Trotbanks - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 20:34:33 EST 4pjikULj No.4935815 Reply
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yikes
also does this make all music into The Prodigy Experience
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Graham Drenderfield - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 22:17:53 EST 7Y6pOw5z No.4935818 Reply
>>4935549
im this poster, city actually did get locked down today. I got an ounce of some good shit, a couple grams of wax, a liter of cheap vodka and 200ml of vape juice. We have sustained community spread now, good luck yall and god bless texas. atx anons reply to this post for lockdown sesh, 21m
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Lil' Timmy Bongsworth - Tue, 24 Mar 2020 23:54:29 EST a7JxX+fc No.4935848 Reply
Replenished my supply when people were buying toilet paper. Getting blazed everyday. Nothing better to do.
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Lillian Fushbury - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 04:23:02 EST 4pjikULj No.4935854 Reply
for us Burgerstanis:

the NEETbux/Trumpbux/Coronabux/COVIDbux/whatever you want to call it bill is going through. $1200 one-time payment, disqualifying factors seem to include:

  • if you didn't file a 2018 tax return
  • Your net income tax liability is zero and your qualifying income is less than $3,000. (To determine your qualifying income, add together your wages, net self-employment income, nontaxable combat pay, Social Security benefits, certain Railroad Retirement benefits and certain veterans’ payments.)
  • You can be claimed as a dependent on someone else’s return (whether or not you actually are claimed as a dependent on someone else's return).
  • You do not have a valid Social Security Number.
  • You are a nonresident alien
  • You filed Form 1040NR or Form 1040NR-EZ, Form 1040PR or Form 1040SS for 2018

kids net their parents $500 each though (?)
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Vannah Nevertoke - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 19:04:59 EST dledLHo8 No.4935869 Reply
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I can't decide if I want a 1/4 of Hulkberry or Mimosa or an 1/8 of Moon Rocks.
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Thomas Blytheshaw - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 19:44:40 EST W9C/CGch No.4935872 Reply
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Where are the stoner cough memes?
Thought there'd be a bazillion by now..
Stoner:
Cough
World:
Gasp/shun
Stoner:
Nah man it's not like that.... ....[relevant weed humor here]

C'mon guys! This has to exist..
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Clara Shakefoot - Thu, 26 Mar 2020 14:50:20 EST 4hPGPShc No.4935891 Reply
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>>4935547
I was just let go from my tech job due to downsizing and I should quit smoking marijuana while I look for something new. I'll get back on my feet because I'm awesome I just hope my girlfriend doesn't get on my case about it.
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Bobby Chong - Fri, 27 Mar 2020 01:33:56 EST 56sKFn2d No.4935902 Reply
>>4935895

I think maybe 20 days ago I bough a bunch of overpriced edibles, right before the Chicago weed stores went 'medical-only'. About a week later I bought an oz of illegal gangster weed out of hoarder-instincts, just as I began to feel ill (sorry Randy 😔). Today I think I have pneumonia, yet this cruel temptress of an oz sits untouched in my medicine cabinet. My new job starts in april, and I fear I will spend the interim gasping for breath instead of having fun stoned like I hoped. Water, water everywhere...
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Bobby Chong - Fri, 27 Mar 2020 01:35:27 EST 56sKFn2d No.4935903 Reply
>>4935902

I shouldn't complain though. I'm lucky to be as comfy as this. I wish I could help all the sick, poor, and suffering ppl who are being told 'drop dead' by the whole of society
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Matthew Flaherty - Fri, 27 Mar 2020 17:00:04 EST CWPWnHxk No.4935929 Reply
>>4935565
Not true IMO. There's $60/e weed in CA that's better than a $300 bottle on Don P. Yeah, good illegal hydro growers can get 30% THC bud too, but it doesn't taste the same when you go for THC content first and flavor second. I'd rather smoke 29% bud that tastes like fairy flowers grown in the sky, than 32% bud that tastes like a hot engine.

I mean, I still don't pay 60 cause I have a med card and it's $45, but I would still say the 60 is worth it if you're not living in state to get a card.
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Martin Burringwen - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 06:11:01 EST tcFoJooG No.4935948 Reply
>buy an oz as I usually do last week
>realize city about to be in lockdown
>text plug if I can get another oz
>texts me back saying he needs to see if he has enough then never texts me again

Gonna have to make this ounce last bois
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Angus Blobblecocke - Sun, 29 Mar 2020 20:13:56 EST 96jdtGNH No.4935993 Reply
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>>4935547
>essential job
>weed businesses were declared essential as well by the state
>too tired to go out and do shit outside of work anyway
literally nothing has changed for me except less traffic and its now a pain in the ass to find hot pockets and chicken
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Angus Gonnerludging - Mon, 30 Mar 2020 05:43:15 EST Wg0z5dFH No.4935999 Reply
How long does 5g of weed last you fellas? Got some shitty 5g for 40€ and it’s not gonna last even a week. It sucks to come from a country where weed is super cheap and then move to Europe where it’s super expensive. I’m in Portugal btw.
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Betsy Drundletod - Mon, 30 Mar 2020 14:49:14 EST XudUW7zw No.4936007 Reply
>>4935997
You're going to have to get creative. You have to take what you have and use it to make some kind of living. Never count on other people to do this...
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Laura Longcock - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 01:44:34 EST 175vB7Ye No.4936017 Reply
>>4935997
>>4936004
>>4936007
Then the cheeto breaks, and the actual magnitude sets in.
In 2 weeks 200,000 will be dead, 10,000,000 will be infected.
In 4 weeks 2,000,000 will be dead, 100,000,000 will be infected.
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Jack Feshson - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 05:25:32 EST zIYlRWZg No.4936019 Reply
darknet vendors are goddamn heroes in these trying times
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Barbecue Hernandez - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 08:16:03 EST mjrdf/vh No.4936021 Reply
>>4936017
So what's that got to do with you, sitting there, still alive, fretting instead of doing yourself some good. Fuck you, doomer.
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Shit Dartstock - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 12:04:31 EST fPTqlODn No.4936040 Reply
And in about two months, when Big Business has used the lockdown to eliminate small businesses, receive huge handouts, monopolize essential services, sell medical equipment at hysteria prices, lay off hundreds of thousands of employees, crack down on protests and reinstate a society of fear where everyone else is a Scary Virus Zombie and the only one you can trust is The Corporation, people here will be feeling a little bit red around the ears.

If every mention of the catchy brand name and the logo-suited virus image had been replaced with "a novel influenza", no one except for literal virologists and nurses in geriatric wards would have noticed it until it had died down, and we'd be looking back on it as a bad influenza year but not the worst, maybe the worst in the last ten years but not in the last twenty.

Instead, the virus had a ready-made catchy brand when it became common knowledge, and every corporation big enough that the board of directors sees the employees as dots on a screen immediately started to tear society apart for profit and to induce a paper economy where most people are dependent on corporate loans and products and have to work more to get a shitty job than any of the silver-spooners have ever worked at all.

Criminals are having a heyday, infrastructure is collapsing, Typhoid Maries are popping up by the thousand, fraudsters are squeezing people into debt by the millions using fear and lies, business owners are bankrupted by paying rent for unused buildings with no maintenance expenses, national identity is becoming The Enemy, but that's okay because international corporations can just jump ship to a tax haven when the country is ruined, not being held responsible for the damages because FREE MARKET NURRR.
You should all have gotten it the moment you read your first corona-related article and it said "X gorillilillion people have already died after being infected with OH MY GOD CORONA(TM) COVID-19 (TM)".
That is, if you got infected in January, were declared healthy and immune in February and then get stabbed in March, you're literally sorted among direct corona fatalities and this fraudulent data is used to justify illegal interference in society and bailouts for Big Pharma.

Let's just finish this off by mentioning how ironic and how heartless it is to whip up a panic about a virus that is exacerbated so much by stress due to giving breathing difficulties.
But the ECONOMY (TM) has GROWN because Big Pharma now has a huge amount of funding for research and an order for 40.000 respirators for 40.000 dollars each.
Except all of that money will end up in Switzerland or Guam or the Bahamas while everyone who was made to suffer is all the poorer.

But it's CAPITALISM and if you don't agree you either:
DEFY THE ORANGE EMPEROR SJW ROASTIE COMMUNIST MUDSLIME, or
ERMUHGERD LIKE HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL THINK OF THE (minuscule and already protected group).

You have to lie in the bed you've made for yourself. What's the worst is that you're making it other people's fault that you're being cheated.
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Shit Dartstock - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 13:50:00 EST fPTqlODn No.4936046 Reply
>>4936043
Where does it say that "corona isn't real"?

It's been unnecessarily worsened because it results in a financial gain for people.

And since when was unscrupulous people trying to turn a penny and making things even worse a conspiracy theory?

Oh yeah, since The News told you to "watch out for fake news about coronavirus".

But just keep on immediately calling people mentally ill conspiranoids for daring imply that someone might be using circumstances in their favor, something that no human being has ever been reported doing.

If you're defrauded by a used car salesman and I say you were, you wouldn't just point at the car and scream "take your meds, the car is real".
Yes it is, I'm not denying that.
That's unrelated and you're using it as a defense mechanism.
It just isn't an authentic Porsche with zero miles on it.
Because someone is denying that A is also B, it doesn't mean that they deny that the letter A even exists.

Coronavirus is real, yes.
This does not conflict with the statement that some people and groups are using it to make money and hoard power.
The pandemic is real because some people prioritized bailouts, government contracts, crushing competitors and silencing critics over neatly dealing with the problem.
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Shit Dartstock - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 14:03:06 EST fPTqlODn No.4936051 Reply
>>4936047
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the post-corona state of human communication.

"HE NOT SAY WHAT BIG LIGHT BOX SAY"
"MUST USE MOVING IMAGE TO MAKE HARD WORDS NOT MATTER"
"USED MOVING FUNNY FACEBOOK-APPROVED IMAGE, NOW NOT RIGHT"

Chances are that if you're resorting to an ad hominem to counter something you disagree with, it's because addressing the problem makes you feel uncomfortable.

I hope you remember this exchange for later, because I can tell you you're going to feel embarrassed when the real death toll turns out to be (as we saw in Italy before the media went full damage control) 80% 60+ people with existing health problems, the rest composed of the chronically ill and chain-smokers.

The death toll is going to be roughly as high as you think it's going to be - it's just going to be from mass panics, suicides, stress, doomsday cults, poverty and other consequences of everyone going full Chicken Little.

But cling to your two-three examples of twenty-five-year-olds who died with the virus in their system and thus it's proof that it kills everyone.

If you know someone who's old enough to have been through the Spanish Flu, count yourself lucky they're geriatric so they can't strangle you for calling a <2% death-rate virus a pandemic before it's even turned out an indirect death toll of 10 in most countries.
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Martin Blimbledock - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 14:16:11 EST cPUczV04 No.4936052 Reply
>>4936040
Wait. Are you trying to imply that fear is being used to control people for their own advantage? That's crazy, man. You sound crazy. I mean that has NEVER happened not even ONCE on this planet. Ever. You're insane. I think you need thorazine. Lay off the fucking weed.
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Gabriel Leavings - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 16:22:35 EST RgR3bJaw No.4936053 Reply
>>4936046
there's a pretty big difference between "be wary of power grabs in times of crisis" and the shit you're spewing about the disease having a name being somwhow an insidious plot and the death counts etc but sure
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Isabella Piblingheck - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 18:56:23 EST ElOFcc5Q No.4936056 Reply
anyone else contemplating quitting bongs till this coofing fit blows over? that or i die maybe?
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Cornelius Snodstock - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 14:39:20 EST mpxgJtoN No.4936086 Reply
>>4936056

You should stop. I bought tons of weed a month ago, but soon fell ill and decided to quit. I had one night where I nearly called the ambulance. Despite being a healthy guy I felt like a fish flopping on the dock under the hot sun all night long, crying and praying. Smoking right now is definitely hurting you, man. I've been begging my dad to quit cigs, because this will put him on an oxygen tank. Just make edibles and don't scar up your lungs or die FFS
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Frederick Duckcocke - Fri, 03 Apr 2020 12:41:31 EST bYsav0Oq No.4936099 Reply
What would be a good darknet platform to get some as a euro?
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Martha Billingworth - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 12:58:21 EST 5bbvSZdC No.4936232 Reply
literally nothing has changed about buying weed except i change it into a new baggy when i get home and wash my hands
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Sunny Rapekit - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 17:18:36 EST 7gYVf4t3 No.4936239 Reply
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>>4935547
my recreational shop is closed but i'll go right back to it when it opens. drinking a lot.
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Richter Bellemont - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 17:26:16 EST dledLHo8 No.4936240 Reply
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I cant decided if I want to buy 3 gs of 74% THC concentrate or 400 mgs of edibles.
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Dongle McSpoogelheim - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 22:59:02 EST 7Y6pOw5z No.4936251 Reply
>>4936240
the concentrates are the better value, with 2.22 grams of thc (based on your 74%) versus a mere 400mgs. You could make your own edibles equivalent to the ones you want to buy and still have wax to smoke after :)
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Edwin Gurryville - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 02:17:29 EST g1sAnWaF No.4936253 Reply
Not well at all OP, completely fucking dry and am now going to be grumpy for the foreseeable future. Smoked all my resin by day 2. I don't even have a dealer in my current town, I cold cop every time but there is nobody outside.
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Ebenezer Sabberspear - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 11:01:13 EST dgiFcrxw No.4936268 Reply
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Got nothing because of the lockdown, and it's going to be this way until the end of the week. I haven't smoked in a week, feels like purgatory. Somebody save me.
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Vannah Nevertoke - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 11:04:06 EST HTFtMvNp No.4936269 Reply
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>>4936268
The tolerance break will make everything right, eventually.
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Jeffrey Jizzstain - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 03:41:37 EST MXvJLk1a No.4936301 Reply
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honestly for me life in the lockdown is not very different than life without the lockdown. I still have weed, I still have other drugs, I have plenty of video games, I'm getting back into WoW, studying the shit out of Japanese, etc.

All my classes switched to online classes, which has kind of been interesting to watch. Some professors got the hang of it really quickly, while others are still struggling to even post recorded video lectures for their courses. It is an interesting time for education. Luckily, I like to study on my own, so I don't find the lack of a classroom that big of a deal.

I hope those of you who are dry get weed as soon as possible. <3
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Oliver Mommlewock - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 06:56:48 EST jWxhzxVt No.4936304 Reply
>>4936269
For about 3 days of smoking then your back where you was before

The omly effective way is to smoke small amounts only till your toletance adjusts and do your best to not put more in every time when your getting really stoned
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Edward Stickletoes - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 09:51:53 EST HTFtMvNp No.4936306 Reply
>>4936304
>For about 3 days of smoking then your back where you was before

Maybe for you. I've been smoking a long time. I need some time off.
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Helen Crampon - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 10:54:45 EST TGOwjswN No.4936308 Reply
Broke my three-week corona T-Break with a moderate joint last night. Felt pretty high, nothing galactic... Then I woke up this morning feeling at least as high if not moreso!
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Feedle Deedle - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 16:35:15 EST tcFoJooG No.4936323 Reply
So are other's people's plugs also going dry? I have a main guy who always has weed and buy only from him but when I asked him for a second ounce he ghosted me. So I bought from another person. Gonna try to stock up on THC carts as well.
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Albert Chullerfoot - Fri, 10 Apr 2020 02:53:49 EST eQYwXySv No.4936350 Reply
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>>4936268
Fuck yes, I'm getting some today. Yay, thank you, Lord.
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Jarvis Bomblehine - Sat, 11 Apr 2020 12:39:13 EST Z9IwXdIk No.4936429 Reply
So yeah it's a money thing obviously, but considering if you live somewhere where it's illegal, availability shouldn't be a problem. It still gets grown locally and sold, how's a lockdown gonna stop that?
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Silas Grae - Sat, 11 Apr 2020 17:21:46 EST yAlTABgJ No.4936437 Reply
I'm an "essential worker", so I dont have as much of an opportunity to smoke weed all the time, unlike my gf who can constantly burn cannabis. The dealer had mentioned at the end of March that there might be a problem with the next months resupply, so I just went on the darknet and bought an oz, and hope the dealer has better news soon, otherwise I'll have to use this method, at least it's somewhat cheaper.
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Mab Splattershit - Wed, 15 Apr 2020 13:14:03 EST nGd6OYil No.4936627 Reply
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not bad honestly, my guy came through with a quad of uk kush and I just got that fat govt check in, so i'm good for a couple weeks
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Cedric Turveywill - Thu, 16 Apr 2020 17:22:03 EST A5/M+zax No.4936657 Reply
Think those TCH vape carts are safe corona wise?
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Fuck Turveyhall - Fri, 17 Apr 2020 21:20:15 EST WvsUjDvx No.4936706 Reply
>>4935554
ascend carts are the only ascend product worth buying, and even those are a bit overpriced
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Sidney Fusslekug - Fri, 17 Apr 2020 23:05:29 EST QZeiakAW No.4936711 Reply
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>>4936709
THIS 4/20 SUCKS
MY WHOLE AREA IS DRY TOO
User is currently banned from all boards
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Nigel Cromblewetch - Sat, 18 Apr 2020 14:36:50 EST mU5mz8Vo No.4936730 Reply
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>>4936711
Yeah getting fucked about for a week now, been trying to look into the deepweb options but everything is out of date by years or part 3 of 5 on youtube with the other parts taken down
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Eliza Fidgewater - Sat, 18 Apr 2020 21:40:49 EST 7gYVf4t3 No.4936745 Reply
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for reference I live in Boston
the nearest open weedshop is in Maine
I can drive 2 hours to get weed
or wait until may 5th to get it here
which might get pushed back to may 15.

my piss has never been cleaner and I'm drinking one whole liquor bottle and at least a dozen beers a week.
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Coolington Faceoff - Sun, 19 Apr 2020 19:51:50 EST 4pjikULj No.4936775 Reply
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missed opportunity for cross-promotion with Dancing Bear
also
so much for legal doink-doinks getting cheaper over time
it's like I'm into Warhammer again except every month is June
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Lingering Hotwaggle - Sun, 19 Apr 2020 21:36:03 EST /pYBoYqO No.4936779 Reply
Shit sucks, I'm under lockdown in New Jersey. Are there any sites where I can buy thc carts besides craigslist?
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Ronaldo McCornCunt - Sun, 19 Apr 2020 23:14:42 EST 6q0+qjES No.4936786 Reply
>>4936785
4chan is getting really good at these caricatures of themselves "this is YOU this is NOT me, i repeat this is NOT me, you are mad not me"
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Walter Lightfield - Mon, 20 Apr 2020 00:26:22 EST Ho+W1XP+ No.4936789 Reply
I think once everyone has spent their Trumpbux all these prices are going away. Especially in May when they can't pay rent.
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Blair Giddytip - Sun, 10 May 2020 16:43:35 EST sZGCF2sP No.4937587 Reply
Pretty late into the thread but yeah, its been awful. Periods of your guys ignoring you, only having dirt weed or that one guy with an oz of the best smoke I had in a while. The whole virus seems to be over now but the world will only get shittier
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Beatrice Drupperseg - Sun, 10 May 2020 19:37:59 EST RSe34mfi No.4937589 Reply
>>4935547
I'm not dealing--my roommates are fucking drug addicts who are too dumb to follow isolation-protocol in the midst of this plague. been locked in my room most of the time brushing-up on my AOE2 skills
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Jesus Farthingstock - Tue, 12 May 2020 18:49:52 EST WcaRuPWA No.4937646 Reply
I smoked my last Oz in less than two weeks, and had to wait like 3 weeks to get a source again because the whole city was out of weed. Then my dealer texted me offering some super expensive weed, like 2x the former price, which i got 12g because there was no other option. Now I am trying to smoke as less as possible, just doing a few bowls every 2 days. At least the weed quality is pretty good and makes me very stoned with just a few puffs.
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Outdo Drobro - Wed, 13 May 2020 12:08:22 EST g4kxuJHB No.4937662 Reply
I've been going to the dispensary once a month wearing a respirator and buying 6 different eighths for around $250 each time. Literally the only time I leave my house.

Last month I bought all strains that ended up being sedating even though I tried to get a mix and I was like tired the whole month so I made sure to get as many sativas as possible this time. The prices are basically robbery, but a beggar can't be a chooser.
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Oliver Wenkinfoot - Thu, 14 May 2020 01:03:01 EST C9TVgiid No.4937685 Reply
Been very lucky, local delivery service is still running. Solid selection of bud but running low on concentrates. Met up a few days ago. Very quick and easy, we both wore masks and only took about 15 seconds.
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Nick Tatopoulus - Thu, 14 May 2020 03:00:05 EST rLhqxn++ No.4937689 Reply
>>4937662
Pay about $22 to $27 an 8th depends... the greenhouse grown stuff is potent. the indoor stuff looks nicer but probably gonna stick with greenhouse grown weed because its more potent half the time despite not always looking close to the indoor. terps + thc better.
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Jarvis Peffingstetch - Thu, 14 May 2020 14:09:58 EST jDnmDx2N No.4937700 Reply
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Netherlands here. WHAT fucking lockdown? They had to make exceptions for coffeeshops because they announced the lockdown too fast and no one had a chance to re-up their stash, followed by "Oh shit the dealers are going to LOVE it if we shut down the coffeeshops" which made them count as 'essential services'.

Besides that, the Dutch are stubborn cunts that love ignoring warnings so half of the country was still doing its normal thing. Wouldn't be surprised if we get a resurgence of the virus originating from here. I admit, I kind of miss the quarantine because even though I still had to travel to work daily there was barely anyone around. So fucking chill to smoke a joint on the way to work without having to give a fuck about your surroundings.

But no, they decided to open up the schools FIRST. Everyone now hates the Prime Minister for 'turning the kids into test subjects'. Hoping for a public execution might be a bit too much though.

On the upside, my employer now realized I put work before my own health which earned me a nice pay increase and bonuses. Sure, I'll probably die before I reach 40 but at least I got weed. Wasn't ever going to get a relationship any way, even when I'm completely clean and groomed no one's physically attracted to me. So it's not like I'll be leaving much behind.

At least I got weed.
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Anton Dongway - Fri, 15 May 2020 02:29:15 EST 4pjikULj No.4937712 Reply
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>>4937662

>The prices are basically robbery,

(laughs in $76.38 after tax for an eighth)
also due to covid you have to make an appointment like 3 days in advance so whenever they have something from Aeriz on the menu, I'm pretty sure there are greedy fucks who will just max out what they can legally buy and hoard it.

pic related: what I wanted
what I got: dispensary's parent company popcorn & shake
both are $65 pre-tax
it's like Slayer said, God Hates Us All. except whoever got the 2.1 gram nug and posted it on le narwhal bacon website
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Charles Gicklestone - Fri, 15 May 2020 19:12:06 EST 7gYVf4t3 No.4937741 Reply
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>>4936745
Me again! May 15! 2 month t-break. Do I just get a medical card at this point?
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Lillian Gunkinfuck - Sat, 16 May 2020 12:08:05 EST +E1Ft+kX No.4937774 Reply
weed vapor
snacks
cuddles
computer games
retail therapy
actual therapy ( r e m o t e t h e r a p y )
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Kirtaner Aster - Fri, 29 May 2020 19:24:17 EST iQbYDb+a No.4938232 Reply
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>>4935547
i haven't been able to get any weed for this entire lock down and two months before that too. fuck I want to smoke. this SUCKS.
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Priscilla Bunkinfene - Sun, 31 May 2020 23:51:01 EST TWHhPtx/ No.4938277 Reply
>>4935547
Got a new dealer two months ago. Got a quarter oz last month and this month. Last month, shit was cash. This month, I've found a couple seeds in my weed and I just can't get high off it. Idk if I've fucked up my tolerance by smoking every day because of the quarantine or what, but I'm annoyed I'm taking a t break now.
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John Grimham - Mon, 01 Jun 2020 01:18:24 EST hOSjD9ar No.4938279 Reply
Even though the corona lockdown is over, this new military lockdown prevented me from getting weed. The US fucking sucks.
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Martin Tillinglock - Tue, 02 Jun 2020 04:50:45 EST 4pjikULj No.4938297 Reply
>Dispensary near me opened up rec sales so now it's like 20 min back and forth instead of an hour

fuck yes
lines are going to be hell though
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Yak Nosaline - Tue, 02 Jun 2020 13:29:01 EST jyIKLJpW No.4938303 Reply
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I rationed out an eighth for a little over a month. Things were looking bad but I found a little stash of weed I forgot I'd stowed behind an old radio. I had to give up on smoking weed erryday, but it got me through May. Now with things starting to reopen I think I'll be able to coast off of buying low from a friend's dealer and bumming edibles off a chick I'm fooling around with. Just poorfag things
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Frozen Sperm - Fri, 05 Jun 2020 03:25:55 EST mSPiBPU8 No.4938351 Reply
>>4938350
Well i am enjoying the fuck out of these free wages i have been recieving due to the big lie known as corona. peasant
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Winthorp Curmudgeon - Fri, 05 Jun 2020 04:07:47 EST Cxue0MyC No.4938353 Reply
>>4938351
Good god, you people really deserve everything bad that happens to you. I hope they lace your weed.
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Frozen Sperm - Fri, 05 Jun 2020 05:18:08 EST mSPiBPU8 No.4938354 Reply
You sound a little irritated, whats wrong?
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Frozen Sperm - Fri, 05 Jun 2020 09:16:54 EST mSPiBPU8 No.4938357 Reply
>>4938356
I have a job, just not allowed back yet. You hyperactive stream of piss
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Shitting Crasslewell - Fri, 05 Jun 2020 16:02:32 EST jDnmDx2N No.4938363 Reply
>>4938357
How's the excitement waiting for that "You've been dumped like the piece of trash you are" unemployment letter?
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Frozen Sperm - Sat, 06 Jun 2020 05:17:36 EST mSPiBPU8 No.4938376 Reply
lol im actually dreading such news anon, i just know im in for the big fuck. Still wont brin me down and i could alway fin another wee jobby cause textile work is kinda shitty. (i iz a weaver)
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Violet Stoolbutter - Sat, 06 Jun 2020 05:48:49 EST H9Zc2d7w No.4938377 Reply
>>4935566
What? No it doesnt. We're still years behind on regulations, staffing, training. Independent labs have found lead, ethanol, and pesticides exceeding legal limits in weed from a local dispensary on multiple occasions.
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Henry Goodhood - Sun, 07 Jun 2020 11:18:42 EST jDnmDx2N No.4938400 Reply
>First quarantine
>Now riots
How.
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Nomdrop Bubbleflopn - Mon, 08 Jun 2020 15:22:33 EST HTFtMvNp No.4938425 Reply
>>4938400
>First Quarantine
>Now Riots

>Then Quarantine again
>Then riots and quarantine
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Beatrice Gonkinbanks - Mon, 08 Jun 2020 17:45:34 EST bIJovomP No.4938426 Reply
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Out of weed and quarantined. I don't drink milk so I've been rolling a leaf joint whenever I have the urge to smoke cigarettes. Pretty good tbh, you know your stuff was top quality when leaves have the same effect. Only for half and hour tho but it's better than nicotine.
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Cyril Himblepock - Fri, 12 Jun 2020 11:28:58 EST 4pjikULj No.4938510 Reply
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>appointment only for rec
>or wait until 4pm
>either way it's $20/gram

also if you're smoking UK cheese do you have to listen to acid house, drink tea and do incest, innit?

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