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Parents saw you smoking

- Mon, 06 Apr 2020 12:38:54 EST IFu0eSKP No.4936198
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How did your parents react when they first saw you smoking?
Basil Blugglepit - Mon, 06 Apr 2020 17:37:16 EST 1sYxD5Kh No.4936206 Reply
>how did your parents react when they first caught you smoking?
Like I failed "THE GAME"
Simon Cheshire - Mon, 06 Apr 2020 19:55:19 EST eCBjTHVy No.4936213 Reply
My grams threatened to kick me out if she caught me again but she didn't search my room for the weed or anything
Richter Bellemont - Mon, 06 Apr 2020 21:37:11 EST dledLHo8 No.4936215 Reply
It was last year, after we got medical, I came over to mow the lawn for them and I smoked a bowl on the back porch they didn't look at me and talked slowly to me like they thought I was retarded.
Shawnathon Cuntingfuck - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 08:35:23 EST QhfSWkyi No.4936223 Reply
>You're saying you've had a Marijuana prescription for three years and getting high every day? I guess if I didn't notice, that says a lot about you.
She threw some more shade and left. Never mentioned it again. She may have thought I was kidding.
Beatrice Bongermick - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 12:00:47 EST w3APfKde No.4936229 Reply
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mom found a joint in the backyard and asked me, i admitted to it, she asked me more questions like how much does it cost lol but she was overall understanding
dad had a talk with me cus i was smoking everyday on my bike rides (heh), he said he knew i smoked a long time ago, that it was ok and it's "what the kids do"
Nigglet Dimpleton - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 14:21:34 EST dKeOsWiY No.4936275 Reply
They don't know and probably never will.
Abby Clitburger - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 23:05:38 EST g1sAnWaF No.4936292 Reply
My father encouraged it even though I was only 13, that bastard should've been more strict. Wish I started smoking as an adult I wasted many years being the

You bitch, I just lost the game.
Smokemoar McTokemoar - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 23:10:40 EST jtSfuglu No.4936294 Reply
My parents were hippies. I caught them smoking before I got into it, and now we smoke whenever we're together.
Solanacia - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 03:19:20 EST 7DyqtQFU No.4936300 Reply
I started smoking weed when I was 15, they didn't find out until I was 16. They weren't too enthusiastic about it, they didn't kick me out or anything though, even after I turned 18. They said there's worse shit I could've been doing, which I did. Not like heroin or anything, but like MDMA and LSD and shit.
Matthew Flaherty - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 17:53:34 EST a1YyamEM No.4936324 Reply
My parents didn't know I smoked before I told them. They were shocked, but in the end dealt with it well. My dad asks me once a year if I'm addicted and that's about it.
Martha Geddlefield - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 19:12:24 EST gbIDjjOI No.4936327 Reply
I came home from my usual bikeride after highschool and made my usual sandwich. My mom came out into the kitchen and said "are you stoned?"

It ruined the sandwich.
Straight From Cali bro - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 21:45:33 EST DNUD1QS2 No.4936335 Reply
My mom told me to never hang out with my friends again and to stay inside the house any moment I could.

I still hung out with them anyway, oops.
Amanda Swizzlestick - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 22:07:37 EST eE0tYnil No.4936338 Reply
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Mom knew for ages but the first time my dad saw I didn't know how it was gonna go

I put out the joint and started explaining but he just went "what am I, the principal?"
Alice Meblingman - Fri, 10 Apr 2020 01:24:22 EST l+xUHOhh No.4936343 Reply
My parents were the ones who introduced me to it tbh
Esther Pebberford - Fri, 10 Apr 2020 02:08:55 EST bC6hwKwK No.4936348 Reply
I hid it from my mom the first 2 years, then after a bad shroom trip that lead to the ER she found out i was smoking weed and doing shrooms
Greg Saunier - Sat, 11 Apr 2020 05:16:29 EST bC6hwKwK No.4936414 Reply
7 or so g mixed with ssris and weed. Blacked out after being annoying and friends dropped me off at home. Then parents called 911 after they saw me passed out. Mom found weed in my pocket and woke up naked in the hospital and pissed on the floor and tried to fight the guards. Felt like I was in a dream. Was careful after that and learned my lesson of combing large dosages with other drugs. Parents were pissed.
Mab Splattershit - Wed, 15 Apr 2020 15:40:43 EST nGd6OYil No.4936629 Reply
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My mom got us half an O last week, shit was cash
Hamilton Dummlesut - Thu, 16 Apr 2020 08:54:02 EST pwH4yfPY No.4936648 Reply

Lol parents.

I don't live with them anymore. And they never caught me smoking.
Hannah Fanhall - Fri, 17 Apr 2020 05:42:05 EST wGIsxbVK No.4936672 Reply
Well my mom is my only parent who knows about my drug use but I've never been caught smoking from her or smoked in front of her.
Doris Murdwater - Sat, 02 May 2020 12:02:31 EST HSwm+nIS No.4937274 Reply
I've been trying to change my mother's opinion on weed for the past few months, but she has a huge bias as she's seen her teenagehood friends ruin their lives because of it, and that's fair, but she refuses to acknowledge the possibility of it _not_ doing that. Also considering all of her friends eventually got into heroin/cocaine and had dumbass personalities to begin with (if a person steals family heirlooms from their grandparents to buy drugs, they had terrible judgement from the start).

She shrugs off all statistics and studies (or indeed anything at all that she hasn't observed herself, how self-centered) claiming they can be falsified, meanwhile alcohol is a completely sinless endeavour and has never been used by government and media for profit. I'm stunned that she's so hypocritical and yet acts as if she knows best when induction can never be perfect. But she's like this with everything else, too. I've tried explaining calmly time and time again, but she seems to only take in the surface level and makes odd conclusions. Apparently I believe that drugs have never had negative consequences on anyone, ever. Lol.

I know that if she found out that I smoke weed, she'd beat the hell out of me and destroy my room. I'm desperate to get the hell away from her. I will never be able to stand people who can't separate the inherent nature of an object from human error and abuse.

I know it's an old thread and I'm just ranting to myself, but I'm so dumbfounded that I needed to vent somewhere. Don't mind me, folks.
Doris Murdwater - Sat, 02 May 2020 12:03:47 EST HSwm+nIS No.4937275 Reply
Nice, all my formatting was ignored. Now it's a comically archetypal wall of text!
Diego Armando - Thu, 07 May 2020 09:25:06 EST v9SoTOkx No.4937456 Reply
Never caught me or my sibling, but we know that both of them smoke, and they actually gave my sis a smonk one time at an event or something.
They wouldn't like me smoking tho, cuz past lung issues - but when I traveled to a place where it was legal they encouraged me to try tinctures (didn't know I smoked).

All in all, bretty cool.
Amanda Swizzlestick - Fri, 08 May 2020 11:46:20 EST 4cAmC/M7 No.4937503 Reply
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My parents knew I was using drugs long before they caught me. I was never great at keeping my use on the down-low. Eventually at 14 I got a paraphernalia ticket and they had to come puck me up on my first mushroom trip. They weren't overjoyed but they were good parents, very calm and understanding for the most part.
Wesley Dunningtutch - Sat, 09 May 2020 01:42:55 EST gI1or6nK No.4937546 Reply
Me and a buddy were high at the beach. Had a cooler, took all the beer in the fridge and put it in the cooler with the weed. Dad comes home, PISSED AS FUCK, he couldn't get started on his beers and came looking for me. Came down to the beach, saw us and the cooler and went for it. I was scared as fuck and refused to come out of the water while he searched the cooler to get beers he saw the weed. Then he just sat there watching us surf and drank all the beer and left. finally came out and asked him if he wanted to smoke a bowl lol
Blair Giddytip - Fri, 15 May 2020 11:24:33 EST EOuXtqqt No.4937727 Reply
They made me get my own car insurance (tbf I was driving around fucking blazed like a dumbass)

But my dad has been using it medically for years for a neurological condition that causes uncontrollable muscle spasms, and recently he gave me a couple eighths of some retro-ass strains his friend is growing in the forest, so that was p cool
Frederick Pavingbog - Fri, 15 May 2020 11:31:21 EST jDnmDx2N No.4937729 Reply
I straight up told them during a holiday family gathering, think it was around New Year's.

Their initial reaction was pretty tame, mostly because I have four brothers who have done worse shit and harder stuff. I think they were already happy it wasn't tobacco or alcohol.
Phor Twentee - Sat, 16 May 2020 03:17:27 EST rJvTzFyb No.4937755 Reply
My dad is the one who gets me the weed I don't think I need to say much else
Newton Hashingtong - Sat, 16 May 2020 03:28:23 EST npO1jqy0 No.4937756 Reply
Mom said cool. Dad said don't hide it smells like good shit and asked to hit it.
Newton Hashingtong - Sat, 16 May 2020 03:29:30 EST npO1jqy0 No.4937757 Reply
Mom said cool. Dad said smells like good shit after i tried to hide it and play it cool then asked to hit it.
Michael Fucktart - Sat, 16 May 2020 08:14:50 EST jDnmDx2N No.4937765 Reply
Oh right, I mentioned this before but after I tried taking a T-break twice around the start of 2020 I got a seizure each time. So now I'm on anti-epilepsy medication for life, but also my parents and employer now insist I continue smoking cannabis. Guess they're not fond of their youngest son/employee potentially dying from a badly timed seizure around sharp objects and harmful chemicals.
Fluffy Pillowstone - Sat, 16 May 2020 15:43:18 EST c4npWLwt No.4937785 Reply
Mother said: "Who do you think you are?"
Father said: "It's probably not good stuff, could be laced with shit."
Aloucious McBreeze - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 13:39:50 EST Y4pNLR7h No.4939273 Reply
Smoke with my parents on occasion. Dad and I are doing bong rips
What interesting lives we live.
Barnaby Gammernore - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:43:08 EST Jcz27VcQ No.4939277 Reply

Fun thread.

The first time I told my parents I smoked it was totally unnecessary. A friend and I smoked outside and went straight to the basement (had its own entrance) to play vidya. Dad calls me up from the top of the stairs, asking if he could speak to me. Got worried right away, went up and just came out with it that I smoke weed. He didn't react much right away, but said "I was just gonna ask you to take the trash out..." Then his negative reaction settled in and he said some shit and sort of walked away as my mom entered the conversation. She downplayed it thankfully but overall it wasn't the best, and totally didn't need to happen, but the 'noid got to me and I just caved under the pressure haha.

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