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RNG Thread by Asya - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 20:25:45 EST ID:eRbvsrjt No.5836751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Haven't seen one of these in a while.

I'm gonna make a run-in on Sexy Star's next match and "accidentally" shoot snap her neck.
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Eugene - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 20:30:50 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5836752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I shitpost on /wooo/ and lelddit all the time
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PAC - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 20:34:20 EST ID:iLAdXgyp No.5836753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will debut on Impact before the end of the year, cut a promo about how I was shit and lazy everywhere else I've ever worked and beg the fans for one more shot.
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Mean Gene Okerlund - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 20:34:48 EST ID:IVWnlegq No.5836754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm the one who've taken Stephanie McMahon's virginity.
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Ring Ryda Blue - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 20:37:49 EST ID:Ybchf0OF No.5836758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836754

Mean Gene gives a fuck after all.

I will be JBL's replacement on the Smackdown commentary team, but will be future endeavored 5 minutes before Smackdown starts for my racist tweets.
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Asya - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 20:41:17 EST ID:eRbvsrjt No.5836761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836753
Scarily possible
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Jimmy Rave - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 20:43:32 EST ID:PWB3DerC No.5836764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836752
fukken kek

the next big in-ring wrestling style fad will be inspired by me, and last 7 years
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Jim Cornette - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:06:40 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5836771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm the next big NXT signing and I will immediately win the title and take a shit on it in the middle of the ring
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Michael Tarver - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:13:55 EST ID:kLsW9ws9 No.5836775 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I attack John Cena on the set of the Today Show, setting up our Wrestlemania match.
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Apolo - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:16:28 EST ID:1jQ+P28n No.5836777 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will have a five star classic best-of-seven series with Curt Hawkins, elevating both to hights previously unseen
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Ebessan - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:19:55 EST ID:8oDC7bBi No.5836779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836777
Jealous of your newfound success, I stab you to death in the locker room, hoping i can now claim your spot on top
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Mean Gene Okerlund - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:27:25 EST ID:IVWnlegq No.5836780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5836771
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Ox Baker - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:32:38 EST ID:sGZwff1s No.5836782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My sex tape with Paige was suppose to leak but no one wanted to pay to see it
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Teddy Hart - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:34:02 EST ID:0qPMlM4B No.5836783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will innovate a new move, The Reverse Big Wiggle. I will use it to be Joey Ryan's dong and to become the new indy cash cow
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Vickie Guerrero - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:35:36 EST ID:LtCdR9NO No.5836784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will debut at the Royal Rumble, and win from the #2 spot
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Max Moon - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:41:55 EST ID:6kSGdAbS No.5836787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836775
This would be based on actual heat.
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Kenny King - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 21:42:32 EST ID:WNuZWFf6 No.5836788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WWE will give me the BROKEN gimmick instead of Matt Hardy.
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Tully Blanchard - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 22:48:24 EST ID:atehvbdb No.5836820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Taker will come out of retirement to have a 30+ minute match with me at Mania.
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Ebessan - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 23:03:08 EST ID:eEfe/gT0 No.5836837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
im gonna be the next John cena
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Ortvatistadon - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 23:04:43 EST ID:glJe1uSk No.5836840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to debut on 205 live and shoot break Enzo's neck with a "botched" suplex.
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Dino Bravo - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 23:18:43 EST ID:3z/rglrD No.5836852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will have a Southpaw gimmick of a Park Ranger
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Go Shiozaki - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 23:36:11 EST ID:1gnPWCFn No.5836860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will take the title from Brock on Raw
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Verne Gagne - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 23:40:21 EST ID:oJLYWYwN No.5836865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i can't stop playing facebook games
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Alicia Fox - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 23:41:37 EST ID:/uvwknxj No.5836866 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to overdose and die the night before my big farewell match.
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BxB Hulk - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 00:06:45 EST ID:xGgen1GV No.5836875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I'm next on D-Bry's list
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Balls Mahoney - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 00:10:41 EST ID:jTM8Z/t4 No.5836877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836875
Shingo would be proud.
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Blackjack Lanza - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 00:13:25 EST ID:sSbWPV7T No.5836880 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will join the Miztourage and Freebird the Tag Titles with Bo and Axel
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Asya - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 00:40:46 EST ID:/oSjzXY4 No.5836901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
According to the dirtsheets, the plan is to have me main event Mania with Brock instead of Roman Reigns.
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Roman Reigns - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 00:44:04 EST ID:T2WbCXac No.5836903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the next WWE champion
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Alicia Fox - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 00:59:45 EST ID:/uvwknxj No.5836910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5836903
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Amazing Red - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 01:26:43 EST ID:BweyTXMg No.5836916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be your next president.
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Deuce - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 01:27:49 EST ID:lIFAY6J1 No.5836917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm Gable's biological parent.
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Andre the 3000 - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 01:34:56 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5836920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836916
I hope this means Don West is Vice President
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Jimmy Superfly Snuka - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 01:43:41 EST ID:ymFXau95 No.5836922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just died.
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PAC - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 01:44:14 EST ID:iLAdXgyp No.5836923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836922
Old news.
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Seth Rollins - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 02:09:26 EST ID:yDxgOVZE No.5836925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am the next superstar to be caught in a sex tape with Paige
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Rocco Rock - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 02:13:41 EST ID:nrrLY2Ci No.5836927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My signing to wwe will be built up to be a big deal but I'll be buried 2 weeks into my run
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Cibernético - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 02:29:28 EST ID:Qx3WOb5A No.5836931 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will enter the Royal Rumble as the number 30 entrant
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Asya - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 02:59:30 EST ID:eRbvsrjt No.5836939 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836927
Think you're already buried tbh
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Ruckus - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 03:09:21 EST ID:T3pNx6NP No.5836942 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to make Brock Lesnar my lil bitch boi.
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Johnny C. - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 03:13:11 EST ID:Tz+x5R08 No.5836943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They plan on making me Enzo's new tag partner once they are done with him on 205 Live. We will actually be a really good pairing and win the belts. However in our very next match Enzo somehow botches a move than gets me, and the other team injured. He will be completely fine though.
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Taylor Wilde - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 04:08:19 EST ID:TjWF5hbT No.5836952 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the next start to shit himself on live TV. It will be noticeable immediately.
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Crossbones - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 06:13:54 EST ID:zBxRVIaG No.5836986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Samoa Joe and I had a five star classic but no one has seen it
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Tiger Jeet Singh - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 06:15:32 EST ID:GH3CQCNx No.5836987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Through a series of vignettes and backstage segments, I shall become the new Smackdown announcer to replace JBL.
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Luther Reigns - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 06:38:10 EST ID:PfzJhcnR No.5836994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I regularly pay ring rats five dollars to spit on me.
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Tracy Smothers - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 06:59:13 EST ID:o8JlC+XR No.5836998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the one to bury corbin.
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Penny Banner - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 07:07:00 EST ID:MuY5CtEG No.5837000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to have a threesome with Alexa Bliss and Asuka in the middle of a WWE ring.
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Heath Slater - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 07:09:40 EST ID:7FjvZqO7 No.5837002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I win lol
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Matt Sydal - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 07:22:33 EST ID:ilZtNjTf No.5837006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My death was planned.
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Tyson Dux - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 07:37:29 EST ID:7+Jz//E1 No.5837009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have no idea what I'm doing
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Balls Mahoney - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 08:02:14 EST ID:S+7IjDaG No.5837014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I only wrestle because of the free catering.
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The Patriot - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 08:17:11 EST ID:EhHuO9yH No.5837016 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will debut on NXT but suffer a crippling injury
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Makoto - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 08:18:10 EST ID:HJYS63ft No.5837017 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a huge stash of futa doujins.
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El Hijo del Ice Cream - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 08:25:25 EST ID:njLb0uO7 No.5837019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to be the next IWGP Jr. Champ.
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Abyss - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 08:50:55 EST ID:/dZ8Yr8d No.5837025 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will enter the Mae Young Classic as a special third competitor in the finals and go on to win the match, starting up the second Women's Revolution.
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Harlem Bravado - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 08:52:50 EST ID:Ug5fTIPS No.5837027 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will sideline Braun through Wrestlemania
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Asya - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 09:25:39 EST ID:/oSjzXY4 No.5837037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837025
I would pay good money to see this
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Tommy Dreamer - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 09:31:58 EST ID:b3DShDdy No.5837040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will run in and cost Cena his match at No Mercy, putting him on the shelf for a few months and setting up our grudge match at Mania.
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Asya - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 12:21:59 EST ID:eRbvsrjt No.5837115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If a dude, I'm gonna be exposed as gay after a tape leaks of me fucking Darren Young in the ass. If a chick, the tape is of me eating out Tamina.
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Johnny Grunge - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 12:26:08 EST ID:nEddUvZY No.5837116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5836903
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Marty Jannetty - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 12:44:30 EST ID:+yzOhrvB No.5837126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna be a surprise entrant at a multi-man IC title match at the next Wrestlemania and win.
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Amber O'Neal - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 12:50:09 EST ID:QGahJjlz No.5837128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm Bullet Club's latest member and my t-shirt sales at Hot Topic will eclipse Rick and Morty's.
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Cowboy Bob Orton - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 13:18:35 EST ID:Ux0uA2Pd No.5837142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I will be the next Chris Benoit, but somehow even more horrendous, effectively destroying the Wrestling Business and any major contact sports.
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Cibernético - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 13:28:08 EST ID:Qx3WOb5A No.5837147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the fourth member of New Day
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Asya - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 13:58:02 EST ID:/oSjzXY4 No.5837168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837126
I really really really want this to happen
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Sumie Sakai - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:02:02 EST ID:pgI7Nyv0 No.5837171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll bury Shinsuke to end his push
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Akeem - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:08:15 EST ID:FcT9e3V6 No.5837172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Taker and Kane will pass their gimmicks onto me before they completely retire, the 3rd youngest Brother of Destruction.
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Kurumi - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:10:11 EST ID:uaLZDjj9 No.5837173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I bring the doughnuts every night and people are always grateful.
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Veronica - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:18:14 EST ID:590DA93C No.5837176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will save Dragon Gate from T-Hawk.
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Rosita - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:19:29 EST ID:DucfTAdh No.5837177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the next set of leaked photos
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Rosita - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:21:13 EST ID:DucfTAdh No.5837178 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5837177
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Tony Schiavone - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:23:00 EST ID:GtdgB1zq No.5837180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the one to end Jinder's reign.
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Mima Shimoda - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:26:28 EST ID:HCceZSTS No.5837183 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're looking at The Man to finally end jinder's reign.
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Jerry Lawler - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:29:51 EST ID:e7o4yfLG No.5837186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Photos are going to leak of me showing I have the genitals of the opposite sex.
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Hillbilly Jim - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:33:14 EST ID:tLsjN4J+ No.5837189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was Sister Abigail all along.
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Dump Matsumoto - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:33:30 EST ID:kxp48ub+ No.5837190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837180
More news on What Happened When!
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Andre the 3000 - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:40:42 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5837195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837180
THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT
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Albert - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:41:52 EST ID:GKZAfSYs No.5837197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I am going to go to New Japan and reinvent myself as a monster gaijin.
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Makoto - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 15:06:49 EST ID:HJYS63ft No.5837206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837197
lel
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Andre the 3000 - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 15:15:35 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5837207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837197
Giant Bernard vs. Big Mike could be a really good gaijin match.
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Jimmy Superfly Snuka - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 15:40:11 EST ID:rCMidvp1 No.5837215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will eliminate every competitor in next year's Andre the Giant Battle Royal, only to become an afterthought who becomes a mainstay on Main Event.
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Smash - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 15:41:10 EST ID:FDUxtl74 No.5837216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be the one to face Okada for the IWGP heavyweight championship at wrestle kingdom, beating him in an 8 star match to finally cement my legacy as the best of the best
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Santino Marella - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 15:47:07 EST ID:VgX129L2 No.5837219 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be the one to pin Brock Lesnar at WM
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Jonny Fairplay - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 17:16:55 EST ID:RM6fcKnJ No.5837257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
From now on, all LU Sexy Star segments will be replaced with clips of me in random matches.
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Bruno Sammartino - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 17:24:23 EST ID:x7NqbNtH No.5837261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will make a MASSIVE return during the John Cena VS Roman Reigns match at WWE No Mercy
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Mean Smark Callous !DCxC2Z8fnY - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 17:34:35 EST ID:JYT5/jbM No.5837264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837261

I'd be all right with this.
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Danshoku Dino - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 17:40:38 EST ID:JYT5/jbM No.5837267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It will seem as if I've no showed an event, until it is discovered that I've been abducted by killer robot ninja aliens from Neptune disguised as Amish folk residing in Lancaster, PA.
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Rocco Rock - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 17:44:44 EST ID:nrrLY2Ci No.5837269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837267
Sounds about right
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Bull Nanako - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 17:45:57 EST ID:zbjyaRwh No.5837270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was caught giving a blowjob to Vince McMahon in the of 88 Oldsmobile Cutlass.
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Asya - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 17:47:29 EST ID:eRbvsrjt No.5837271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to get unpersoned by the entire industry after footage emerges of me making the Hogan tapes look like small fish by beating up and violating a prostitute while dressed in full SS garb.
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Matt Hardy - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 17:52:11 EST ID:rC58xEEm No.5837273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The next set of Paige leaks involve me. Thats all the detail Im gonna go into right now.
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Mean Smark Callous !DCxC2Z8fnY - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 18:02:49 EST ID:/3oz2Iq5 No.5837277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5837270

>Bull Nanako
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Obariyon - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 18:38:25 EST ID:kG3iaktF No.5837290 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have given the clap to all of your favorite joshis
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Heath Slater - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 18:43:59 EST ID:7FjvZqO7 No.5837292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5837270
>Nananko
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Smark E. Smith !kOLa8smLSw - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 18:47:14 EST ID:OQLzgRyX No.5837293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837273

This is one hell of an advancement in the Broken Saga.
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Mil M‡scaras - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 18:52:05 EST ID:Lc3NmyOF No.5837294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I convinced Vince to push Jinder.
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Kevin Kelly - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 18:53:24 EST ID:iL0uPUUc No.5837295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I get demoted down to NXT, experience a career revival, only to move back to the main roster and suck again
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John Nord - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 18:54:40 EST ID:mXjAsroG No.5837296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am going to attempt to pull a sexy star on Heath Slater, who will then swiftly kick the shit out of me and I'll be jobbed out and then fired.
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Lince Dorado - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 18:59:47 EST ID:HNuYmhpq No.5837298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm a clan leader of a ninjas who kidnapped Samoa Joe
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Dixie Carter - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 19:20:18 EST ID:EqzmAeu/ No.5837306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I leaked the Seth Rollins "Room 605" screengrabs
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Kobald - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 19:30:37 EST ID:RvAwPQc0 No.5837310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm without a doubt the biggest stooge in the locker room.
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Vince Russo - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 20:05:01 EST ID:wdXTq/xn No.5837320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will destroy Jinder and become the longest reigning WWE champion in history, beating out Bruno's legendary record.
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Ladder - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 20:35:31 EST ID:GKZAfSYs No.5837331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837298
That's pretty hype honestly
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Invader - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 20:37:38 EST ID:LUi+EZH3 No.5837333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the next person to injure Hideo Itami.
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Bob Armstrong - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 20:39:05 EST ID:FwVu2XKO No.5837334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will end the tiny man apartheid of 205 live.
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DJ Gabriel - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 20:56:28 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.5837339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have the flash drive with Celt's updated RNG list on it.
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Tracy Smothers - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 21:08:08 EST ID:IVWnlegq No.5837343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My nudes will get leaked soon.
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Sara Del Rey - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 21:10:57 EST ID:xDPLUm4B No.5837345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837343
Straight up, everyone dies!
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CIMA - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 21:12:21 EST ID:epfe0UIz No.5837347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hum-scream Roman Reigns' theme song as I viciously masturbate in the locker room.
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Headbanger Trasher - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 21:25:41 EST ID:Uiu8jrNj No.5837349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like little boys.
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Cliff Compton - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 21:38:39 EST ID:WWyI6g7I No.5837356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll win the 2018 Money in the Bank
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Trent Barreta - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 22:12:55 EST ID:Aa4gSc2o No.5837369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will beat Okada for the title
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Bertha Faye - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 22:15:53 EST ID:ziCZw2Us No.5837370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will guest star on the next season of Game of Thrones.
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Gavin Loudspeaker - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 22:32:33 EST ID:HKRme/4G No.5837374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837369
would mark
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Masato Yoshino - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 22:33:26 EST ID:1jQ+P28n No.5837375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be a guest on Miz TV, on which Miz will start shooting on me so hard I break down in tears
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Lanny Poffo - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 22:34:48 EST ID:a9xli6BM No.5837376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be Universal and WWE Champion at the same time.
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Apolo - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 22:47:27 EST ID:l/LRopQ3 No.5837378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will buy PWG and take it from a super cool secret club to being more successful than TNA was at it's peak.
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The Undertaker - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 23:47:54 EST ID:8oDC7bBi No.5837408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Vince McMahon will give me full control over the WWE after his death, per his last will and testament.
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Highlander Robbie - Sun, 03 Sep 2017 23:55:06 EST ID:nAJZgBrE No.5837412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837408
You know, I could see him doing this.
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StarBuck - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 00:08:02 EST ID:h2kL4nmW No.5837420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ive been shooting herion into my cock since 1999
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Giant Baba - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 01:19:10 EST ID:QJCD00aN No.5837460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not sure of my career. Let alone my finishing move.
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Claudio Castagnoli - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 03:05:45 EST ID:/YOfILFf No.5837502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837369
based
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Becky Bayless - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 12:38:09 EST ID:vFTqV3lF No.5837672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to pull.the next Sexy Star type issue when I break my next opponents leg on purpose.
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Lita - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 14:41:46 EST ID:/dZ8Yr8d No.5837754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will debut on Smackdown as Dolph Ziggler's new tag team partner in a last ditch effort to get him over again.
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Buddy Rogers - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 15:22:00 EST ID:T5Ycresu No.5837771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am Vince McMahon's new pet project and I will get the monster push of a lifetime.
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Kaitlyn - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 15:49:01 EST ID:1gnPWCFn No.5837786 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be Co-GMs with Angle on Raw.
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Mima Shimoda - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 16:47:23 EST ID:y0TW0DIA No.5837824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dip my below average dick on a peanut butter jar when I'm bored.
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Rosie Lottalove - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 17:53:43 EST ID:ekB9HX1r No.5837859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will make a series of racist drunk tweets and be blackballed from the business
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Tank Toland - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 18:15:46 EST ID:yAAN6EAa No.5837885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Triple H will squash me at the next wrestleman
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Bertha Faye - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 18:19:56 EST ID:ziCZw2Us No.5837895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will usurp leadership of Titus Worldwide from Titus O'Neil and go on to lead my new power stable to take over RAW as its top heel.
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Sara Del Rey - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 18:22:46 EST ID:xDPLUm4B No.5837901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837859
Too late.
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Vladimir Kozlov - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 19:44:08 EST ID:POIJxZtI No.5838019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was the anonymous RAW gm
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Ultimo Dragon - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 20:01:12 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.5838033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
My career peaked around 2009/2010 and I'm basically nobody now.
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Nick Bockwinkel - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 20:05:27 EST ID:QGahJjlz No.5838038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be hidden in a giant christmas present on the RAW christmas episode until I reveal myself, gooker-style, midway through the show, saying that I'm the greatest gift that the audience has ever received.
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Day Ruiner Ryan Braddock - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 20:20:30 EST ID:TjWF5hbT No.5838054 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be revealed as Kurt Angle's other bastard son, I will team up with Jason Jordan, and we will win the tag titles. I will also be the eventual Jannety.
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Caprice Coleman - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 20:20:44 EST ID:LUi+EZH3 No.5838056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I actually pay attention to Meltzer's ratings of my matches.
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Amazing Red - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 20:21:05 EST ID:aDZeCa5m No.5838058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5838038
i can see it now.
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Attache - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 20:30:35 EST ID:ukt3JRIp No.5838070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will debut a trap gimmick in WWE
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B.G. James - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 20:31:23 EST ID:SIfL2RSL No.5838075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I came up with the idea for RAW on Christmas so I can steal everyone's Christmas presents while they're at work
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Nick Bockwinkel - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 20:37:32 EST ID:QGahJjlz No.5838079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5838075
You sly Dogg.
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Mark Haskins - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 21:52:54 EST ID:YEOI6tV2 No.5838117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The RNG below me gave me a rimjob
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Jesse The Body Ventura - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 21:58:38 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5838125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5838117
Dammit Mark don't go online posting shit like this
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Iceberg - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 22:03:36 EST ID:EojSkzgp No.5838129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In exchange for Flair surviving I'm dying in about a week
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CM Punk - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 22:07:12 EST ID:A4ZwuCGH No.5838132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5838129
Me too
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Mark Haskins - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 23:16:39 EST ID:YEOI6tV2 No.5838204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5838125
I'VE BEEN

A GAY COWBOY

AND NOW I THINK ITS TIME I

WASH MY HANDS
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Hercules - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 00:52:11 EST ID:oKdwM7CI No.5838256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I'll be the first person to unite the IWGP, WWE, ROH and PWG titles.
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Steve Corino - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 01:05:32 EST ID:5R4OlD/G No.5838268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I'm Jason Jordan's real real father.
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Gran Akuma - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 04:29:25 EST ID:ZYyPRiB6 No.5838359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5838268

And I was his mother.
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Yoshi Tatsu - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 04:42:16 EST ID:PWB3DerC No.5838367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've killed a prostitute in every town I've ever wrestled in, and just can't stop doing it.

I just want to be held...I'm so alone...
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Dale Oliver - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 05:04:00 EST ID:3osN00eo No.5838376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna sign with WWE but never actually debut. I'll quietly retire and everyone will forget about me.
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Hardcore Holly - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 05:26:46 EST ID:7FjvZqO7 No.5838383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5838367
...yes.
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Goldust - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 13:23:34 EST ID:T5Ycresu No.5838630 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will make a series of racial and homophobic slurs and instead of getting fired, Vince will reward me with a title shot.
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Linda Miles - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 13:55:42 EST ID:ziCZw2Us No.5838659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751

I put the hit out on Rosemary.
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Kaz Hayashi - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 13:58:37 EST ID:IVWnlegq No.5838662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll get the big one soo.
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Chris Harris - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 14:03:36 EST ID:eRbvsrjt No.5838663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna put on a 6 star match of the year with the RNG below me
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Ken Doane - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 15:10:12 EST ID:KmZnKjkl No.5838708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will break Bruno Sammartino's record for longest WWE Championship reign
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Tully Blanchard - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 15:18:55 EST ID:IM8JqqTh No.5838716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Iron Shiek made me humble last night.
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El Valiente - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 16:57:30 EST ID:/dZ8Yr8d No.5838780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will die in a freak accident in a table match, when the side of the table slices my stomach open as I go through it.
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Smark E. Smith !kOLa8smLSw - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 18:03:05 EST ID:OQLzgRyX No.5838845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5837408

This would be great probably.
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Atlantis - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 18:05:51 EST ID:gmPDUTw0 No.5838850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i will forcefully give x-pac another prolapsed asshole.
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Akebono - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 19:18:13 EST ID:msiCYdKW No.5838906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will suffer a fatal accident on Smackdown! Live tonight, and make headlines across the world tomorrow.
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Gorilla Monsoon - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 19:34:11 EST ID:/uvwknxj No.5838922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to have a retirement match against Cena, loser gets put in a casket and retires.
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Super Dragon - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 20:08:27 EST ID:DZdz9Lcd No.5838942 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wish I wasn't dead inside.
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Jazz - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 21:05:59 EST ID:AOV747SN No.5839015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I will make the dirtsheet wrytahs retyah bro
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Captain Lou Albano - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 22:29:39 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5839091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gay
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Christy Hemme - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 22:37:20 EST ID:ies3J/kp No.5839098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am currently frustrated with WWE and will go to NJPW only to get a broken neck within months of signing
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Shu Shibutani - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 22:47:55 EST ID:e7bXqw8E No.5839104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like to do relatively harmless things like soap up a newcomer's back in the shower, just to see whether he loses his composure or if he handles it properly and laughs it off like the silly prank it is.
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Eddie Kingston - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 22:56:47 EST ID:dPGVUQTP No.5839115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to get a gimmick where I have to crash diet because I'm too fat for 205 Live and constantly faint from starvation during my matches.
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Kharma - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 22:59:05 EST ID:q+24smgi No.5839119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am going to sexually Assault Mia Yim leading to me being blackballed from the industry except for a struggling BJW
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Naomichi Marufuji - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 00:54:49 EST ID:iLAdXgyp No.5839187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
In fifty years, people will look back on me as the greatest wrestler of all time.
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Bill Alfonos - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 00:57:06 EST ID:KUWLNAUZ No.5839191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I shitpost on /wooo/
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Sonjay Dutt - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 01:08:09 EST ID:eEfe/gT0 No.5839198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5839187
this could be a possibility
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Jerry Lawler - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 01:14:39 EST ID:glJe1uSk No.5839201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Im going to eat Jinder's poop
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Lillian Garcia - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 17:43:38 EST ID:T5Ycresu No.5839751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the next person to buy GFW.
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Eugene - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 17:48:48 EST ID:LXfVn5EL No.5839755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Next week on Smackdown Live, Vince will make me the new Smackdown Live Commissioner where I will proceed to book myself in a WWE title match against Jinder Mahal and lose because of those dastardyl Singh brothers.

I am then found dead in my hotel room 2 nights later after committing auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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Mark Haskins - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 18:25:05 EST ID:sv2y+eN/ No.5839784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was originally slated as the Anon Raw GM
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Dory Funk Jr. - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 18:53:02 EST ID:Qfgj/SUH No.5839799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm a pedophile.
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The Undertaker - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:44:14 EST ID:qJzeTsS1 No.5839834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to be the next wrestler paralyzed during a match
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Andre the 3000 - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:52:09 EST ID:T5Ycresu No.5839841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5839834
the likelihood of this is scary
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Mark Henry - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:53:44 EST ID:MuY5CtEG No.5839844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I eat ass.
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Texas Tornado - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:58:18 EST ID:IYrGGiwC No.5839846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5839844
be surprised if this wasn't the case honestly
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Super Hentai - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 20:12:53 EST ID:uqRTe/9l No.5839855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5839834
I'll be the wrestler who does it
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Shelley Martinez - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 20:34:38 EST ID:vFTqV3lF No.5839862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to break my neck doing an unnecessary high spot
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Brendan Michael Thomas - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 20:35:41 EST ID:DDVppFH+ No.5839863 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836754
That's bullshit but I believe it.

I will be named as the next general manager of RAW.
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Mitch Ryder - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 20:42:51 EST ID:e7o4yfLG No.5839870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to buy TNA and then sell it a week later for blow.
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William Regal - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 20:50:38 EST ID:QGahJjlz No.5839874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be wrestling Okada in the only 7 star match, after which I will slip on a puddle of Kenny Omega's tears and break my neck, never to wrestle again.
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Turbo - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 20:52:06 EST ID:/uvwknxj No.5839876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
On Smackdown this upcoming week, Vince's music will hit and the crowd will go nuts...

But it will be I that walks through the curtain and takes control of the WWE!!
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Justin King - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 21:34:29 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5839903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5839874
I want to belive
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Tanny Mouse - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 21:36:58 EST ID:A9aZyNQu No.5839906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be a surprise entrant in the Royal Rumble, beat Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania, and begin a Mania undefeated streak that surpasses the Undertaker.
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Masato Yoshino - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 22:23:59 EST ID:q+24smgi No.5839940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will attack Renee Young while she is interviewing some jobber, thus setting up a feud with Dean Ambrose
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MsChif - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 22:30:54 EST ID:TjWF5hbT No.5839945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Daniel Bryan's return match will be against me. We'll put on a 4 15/16ths star match and Bryan will get a new concussion that ends his career again.
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Kathryn Janeway - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 22:41:30 EST ID:e7bXqw8E No.5839954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will strand my entire crew 75,000 light-years from Earth and through sheer hubris I will screw them over at every possible opportunity in their attempts to get home.
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Mia Yim - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 22:43:06 EST ID:e7bXqw8E No.5839957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5839954
wew, wrong board but these RNG threads can be scary accurate sometimes.

I will be the one to beat Braun Strowman for the WWE Universal Title at Wrestlemania.
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Hector Guerrero - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 22:46:49 EST ID:NfxuFaQI No.5839959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My boys and I are running a train on Asuka as we speak.
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Cassandro - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 22:49:46 EST ID:aDZeCa5m No.5839962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5839959
there's a 'Gooker joke in there somewhere, but I'm too aroused for it to coalesce in my mind as a coherent thought.
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Kevin Nash - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 23:16:52 EST ID:1jQ+P28n No.5839975 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will kms live at No Mercy
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The Godfather - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 01:19:25 EST ID:pMef7DLn No.5840037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be Dario Cueto's new secret weapon on Lucha Underground.
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Seina - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 01:32:29 EST ID:VXSVCzYf No.5840043 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5840037
WITH DAT HO SEXY STAR
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Mia Yim - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 02:07:24 EST ID:e7bXqw8E No.5840053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was the one who fucked up the NXT edit and cut out Lars Sullivan's match partway through.
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Matt Striker - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 13:16:23 EST ID:BOLVx9e0 No.5840291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I am going to jump Adam Cole on NXT only to botch the attempt and trip on some cable on tv becoming the new Shockmaster joke of the 21st century, being the absolute laughing stock of wrestling so Typhoon can rest in peace.
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Amish Roadkill - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 13:54:16 EST ID:GKZAfSYs No.5840314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to form a tag team with the RNG below me. We will go on to unify the Raw and Smackdown tag team championships.
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Monster C - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 13:56:53 EST ID:XFtdtJaN No.5840317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
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Timothy Well - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 14:10:41 EST ID:YO/1biyW No.5840326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836916
based christian midget.
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Aero Star - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 14:16:47 EST ID:2RXuB1RC No.5840330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll debut on Raw with a gimmick where I reference internet memes from the mid 2000's. All you belts are belong to me.
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Kid Kash - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 14:54:42 EST ID:wxhSOTeq No.5840357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be dead by November
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Tomko - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 15:09:22 EST ID:S1R2ex0Z No.5840368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll take the IC title off of Miz.
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Tomko - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 15:10:11 EST ID:S1R2ex0Z No.5840369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5840330
Not even Doom music could make that cool
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Zema Ion - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 15:24:35 EST ID:JioPZUdf No.5840377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I'm gunna have a nap live on PPV
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Ken Doane - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 18:14:35 EST ID:2uOxH+O1 No.5840466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be caught accidently calling someone the n-word while live on TV next week on Raw!
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El Valiente - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 18:31:33 EST ID:MuY5CtEG No.5840472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will kill RNG below by shoot powerbombing him on his neck.
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Shark Girl - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 18:51:10 EST ID:osNvTKTi No.5840482 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My career will be ruined when a snippet from my leaked sex tape shows me shooting on the blacks, jack.
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Mike Bennett - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 18:54:37 EST ID:HVYWqxKs No.5840485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm the next person Cornette's going to start cutting angry rants on
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Kevin Nash - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 19:40:54 EST ID:1jQ+P28n No.5840512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will jump the barricade on SmackDown and happy slap Vince before getting dragged by security
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Joey Ryan - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 19:47:44 EST ID:YcQWKunR No.5840519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You might be surprised to hear this, but I received all of my training (both for ring work and promos) from a wrestling bear.
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Shelley Martinez - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 19:56:32 EST ID:vFTqV3lF No.5840530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be dead soon
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Trinity - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 20:12:17 EST ID:xU2HBdj6 No.5840549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5840512

Dragged being the key word because you'll probably blow your quad again
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Christ Sabin - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 20:15:03 EST ID:Qfgj/SUH No.5840552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5840519
>Joey Ryan grabbing hold of a bear's cock
I tapped
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Chris Candido - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 20:17:03 EST ID:Ybchf0OF No.5840555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was one half of the Toxic Turtles.

*See Unreleased: Never Before Seen Matches 1986-1995 for reference.
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Krissy Vaine - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 09:06:51 EST ID:IVWnlegq No.5840799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll return on the next New Year Dash
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Tony Atlas - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 11:26:03 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5840875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the next big latino draw. Even if I'm not latino.
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Ultimate Spider Jr. - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:26:22 EST ID:icaHApbb No.5840952 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will die this year.
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Drew Carey - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:48:20 EST ID:jkHyLQ8F No.5840972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will use my win bonuses to revive the old AKI game engine.
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Drew Carey - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:51:14 EST ID:jkHyLQ8F No.5840974 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5840972
piss
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Sho Funaki - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:52:26 EST ID:nrrLY2Ci No.5840976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm next up to cut a worked shoot against Cena
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Vito - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 13:56:46 EST ID:EBj9Ra54 No.5840982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5840875
You get fatally sick after sucking on my diseased toes
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Ed Ferrara - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 02:15:44 EST ID:JTmfCGoQ No.5841402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I cut my genitals with a razor so noone sees.
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Who - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 06:01:05 EST ID:yDxgOVZE No.5841438 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Vince wanted me to be on the cover of 2K18 but 2K chose Seth
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Daisuke Harada - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 06:56:10 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5841446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna beat Enzo for the Cruiserweight title after he beats Neville for it and be the most over heel in a while.
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David Hart Smith - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 07:09:49 EST ID:qJzeTsS1 No.5841448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have embarrassing pictures of Steph and Haitch from the Summerslam after party, So I will be getting a main event push soon
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John Laurinaitis - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 07:58:01 EST ID:IVWnlegq No.5841459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll save my career with what will be the gimmick of the year
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Shaggy 2 Dope - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 08:36:41 EST ID:RDNXJGkh No.5841470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I inherited JTGs floppy disk of dirty secrets. Therefore I am now unfireable
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One Man Gang - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 09:37:43 EST ID:1jQ+P28n No.5841487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will main event Mania vs Jinder and we will a five star classic
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Colt Cabana - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 09:49:23 EST ID:gpThw6ub No.5841492 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will win next year's Money in the Bank, cash in, and fail miserably so they can put this terrible gimmick to rest.
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Zack Sabre Jr. - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 12:57:44 EST ID:deTNZw42 No.5841554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will die next year.
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Big John Gaburik - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 13:19:41 EST ID:S1R2ex0Z No.5841565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I attacked Breezango
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Trinity - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 14:00:23 EST ID:q+24smgi No.5841586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will botch a tope suicida at an Indy event and kill a toddler who was sitting front row. This will bring up a new national media campaign to kill wrestling.
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A.J. Styles - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 14:01:53 EST ID:FWyXWNV/ No.5841588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5841554
Some sort of strange failed vegan proletariat revolution I guess.
Or Bryan challenges him to a match & they end up going too far.
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Invader - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 14:32:35 EST ID:OQLzgRyX No.5841608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5841438

Who? Me.
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Marco Corleone - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 14:50:30 EST ID:Qfgj/SUH No.5841614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna do VA work for a mobile idol game. This will kill off my wrestling career as nobody will want to book me.
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Rockin' Robin - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 15:07:41 EST ID:mxA62K18 No.5841625 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for two bears.
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Bobby The Brain Heenan - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 15:13:34 EST ID:ekB9HX1r No.5841630 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will start doing phone sex sessions to supplement my secret gaming addiction
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Harvey Wippleman - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 15:52:52 EST ID:9HCcArKq No.5841648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Roman will have to retire from injury and I will take his place as the Big Dog, believe that.
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Vladimir Kozlov - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 15:58:46 EST ID:TjWF5hbT No.5841656 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will have a match against the RNG below me, steal their finisher, and botch it, ending their career.
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Tony Atlas - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 16:05:24 EST ID:b++AXYCi No.5841663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be brought to the NXT commentary booth for 3 tapings before I get fired after failing a wellness test
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Shaggy 2 Dope - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 18:01:12 EST ID:YcQWKunR No.5841710 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's something I have to come clean about. I have an identical twin and we've been doing shoot "twin magic" throughout my career. Sorry for being lazy, I hope you enjoyed my matches anyway.
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Gran Akuma - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 19:33:25 EST ID:+6gk6tkq No.5841741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am going to be the one who turns Sunny's life around, giving her the children she's always dreamed about and the life she truly deserves. We will live a beautiful life in a sea-side resort, eating the finest lobster every night, quaffing champagne before I treat her like the princess she is and worship her body every night.

Then I'm gonna fuck her dad and send her the pictures.
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Chris Benoit - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 19:52:23 EST ID:mqTKR2Fk No.5841750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am going to run in and break Joey Ryan's penis.
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A.J. Styles - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 20:00:50 EST ID:FWyXWNV/ No.5841760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5841750
CRIPPLED
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Manami Toyota - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 20:01:00 EST ID:xDPLUm4B No.5841761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5841750
The Body grease is in the enclosed pool area.
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Faby Apache - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 20:01:40 EST ID:Ybchf0OF No.5841762 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5841750

Even in death his lust for violence cannot be quenched.

I'm the real reason why the 2nd season of the Edge & Christian Show got cancelled.
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Faby Apache - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 20:04:44 EST ID:Ybchf0OF No.5841764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5841762

I seem to get Faby Apache a lot.
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Mascarita Dorada - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 20:10:36 EST ID:qfX5xSjT No.5841769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5841750

I didn't know how much I wanted Joey Ryan vs. Chris Benoit until now.

>Joey Ryan does the dickspot
>Benoit grabs his dick and Joey tries to flex like he does to hurt his opponent
>Benoit no-sells it and just stands there looking at him
>Joey is confused as to why it's not hurting Benoit.
>Joey yells "Why isn't this hurting you? This works on everybody!"
>Benoit shakes his head and shouts "Not on me motherfucker, I'm The Crippler" *cut throat taunt*
>Benoit twists Joey's dick and Joey starts selling it huge to a large ovation
>Benoit backs Joey into the corner and starts chopping him in the dick
>Benoit gives him the Three Amigos ballplex to finish him off
>Joey sells all of this like death
>Benoit puts his hands down Joey's pants and pulls out fake blood and bits of flesh
>Joey's dick has literally been ripped off in kayfabe and is no more
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Joey Styles - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 20:14:13 EST ID:HJYS63ft No.5841775 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to surpass the Undertaker's streak and I will retire undefeated at Mania.
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Mae Young - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 20:36:29 EST ID:3DGdNyMs No.5841788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna have a 7 star match with Okada at Wrestle Kingdom.
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Mototsugu Shimizu - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 20:39:12 EST ID:PWB3DerC No.5841790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm actually a reptile in disguise

We're taking over
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Danny Doring - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 21:08:13 EST ID:zbAvLRP1 No.5841804 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man, FUCK blacks.
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Wade Barrett - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 21:08:44 EST ID:kq3nEqIW No.5841805 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.
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TAJIRI - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 21:12:03 EST ID:ziCZw2Us No.5841810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna overtake VACANT's title record.
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Roxxi Laveaux - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 21:14:19 EST ID:1gnPWCFn No.5841811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will feud with Cena after Roman.
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Sugar Sato - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 21:18:43 EST ID:/uvwknxj No.5841816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be booked in a HUGE angle, however the night before Survivor Series I slap a fan at a bar and get arrested and suspended.
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Lacey Von Erich - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 18:19:14 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5842315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be the next person allowed to beat Roman Reigns clean or even sorta-clean.
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Ernesto Osiris - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 18:20:36 EST ID:UFF+P6rp No.5842319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I snorted coke out of Bayley's ass last night.
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Scott Steiner - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 18:21:54 EST ID:MuY5CtEG No.5842320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna shut down /wooo/
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Amasis - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 18:30:19 EST ID:3yWopV5D No.5842326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5842320
>We're collectively too FAT to exist and Big Poppa Pump is coming to shut us down
Well, it was a good run.
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William Perry - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 19:16:24 EST ID:mqTKR2Fk No.5842341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5842320

You now have a 141 and two thirds percent chance of shutting down /wooo/
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Stone Cold Steve Austin - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 21:22:13 EST ID:Oh+0vms/ No.5842420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Due to some shit talking, my family and I are going to fuck up someone's car during the next live event at our promotion.
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Dos Caras - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 21:49:19 EST ID:q+24smgi No.5842440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be put into an on-screen relationship with Darren Young upon his return to TV. The angle will go nowhere and we will both be released in 4 months.
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Kagetsu - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 22:54:21 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5842465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm the latest shitty gaijin in New Japan
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WrestlingTheSport - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 23:04:43 EST ID:p2rQDDW/ No.5842469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5842465

Hey wait a minute
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Shaggy 2 Dope - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 23:31:58 EST ID:PWB3DerC No.5842479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5842465
I'm the next leader of the Bullet Club, killing the stables popularity.
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Paul Orndorff - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 23:51:23 EST ID:8oDC7bBi No.5842481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It will become publically known that Alberto Del Rio has been cheating on Paige with me for months, and when Paige finds out, she kills both of us.
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Ryuji Ito - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 23:56:35 EST ID:14x54ZKk No.5842483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I will return/debut to WWE this Monday night on RAW to challenge Braun Strowman for his championship opportunity

only to lose and never be heard from again
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Douglas Williams - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:10:55 EST ID:ziCZw2Us No.5842493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will follow in Will Ospreay's stead and become a cat.
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Darren Young - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:22:46 EST ID:94SAw/uX No.5842496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I sabotaged Shane's helicopter
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Tito Santana - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:25:37 EST ID:V7MP5JXb No.5842498 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is embarrassing, but I'll tell you anyway. For my first three to seven matches, I used a cross-dresser gimmick. I got a lot of love-letters from people who didn't realise I was cross-dressing, so I decided to stop before there was a really awkward scene.

>>5842479
That doesn't make any sense. Shaggy leading the Club would put them over the moon.
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R-Truth - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:39:00 EST ID:sGZwff1s No.5842506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I took a picture of my butt hole to see what ti looks like

I was aroused at what i saw
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Crimson - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:46:04 EST ID:jG2tklSr No.5842510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I took a dump inside Crimsons mouth
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Crimson - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:46:35 EST ID:jG2tklSr No.5842511 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5842510
LOLRNG thats crazy
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Kelly Kelly - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:48:29 EST ID:QGahJjlz No.5842512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5842498
The idea of Japanese Juggalos frightens me.
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Ricky Ortiz - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:48:39 EST ID:jG2tklSr No.5842513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5842511
I agree.
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Justice - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:51:17 EST ID:QPec61ig No.5842514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5842512
What about the reality?
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Tito Santana - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:54:49 EST ID:V7MP5JXb No.5842516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5842512
The reality isn't that frightening. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oifDW6DaU5M
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Hieracon - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 04:35:33 EST ID:mqTKR2Fk No.5842557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5842506

So "Little Jimmy" is what he calls his asshole?
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Pat Patterson - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 04:49:17 EST ID:oBaehwES No.5842561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll win the WWE title off Jinder, and hold on to it for 435 days.
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Mr. Perfect - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 06:12:10 EST ID:70ou3cIK No.5842571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will beat Hillary Clinton in a Loser Goes to Jail match
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El Zorro - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 07:31:01 EST ID:S1R2ex0Z No.5842591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will join Bullet Club
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Mr. Perfect - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 07:48:31 EST ID:clEB8mHU No.5842599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kurt Angle is my real father
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Player Uno - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 09:56:13 EST ID:I9mqcWYi No.5842661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will shoot a live stream of myself sucking cox and dix
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Luther Reigns - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 09:59:02 EST ID:Rl+PxfSw No.5842662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm Vince McMahon's sex slave.
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Gail Kim - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 09:59:47 EST ID:T3pNx6NP No.5842663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna leave wrestling forever and begin my career as a Bollywood film star.
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Bullfight Sora - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 10:02:09 EST ID:e7bXqw8E No.5842664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I was the one who gave Hillary Clinton the career killing advice to lie about what happened at Benghazi five years ago today.
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Dawn Marie - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 10:45:58 EST ID:UFF+P6rp No.5842681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be the next New Japan's USA champ.
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D'Lo Brown - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 11:10:27 EST ID:ccfUsWGG No.5842690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Much like Tyler Bate I also enjoy chicks with dicks.
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Sayaka Obihiro - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 11:12:57 EST ID:ekB9HX1r No.5842691 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will have explosive diarrhea during a match and will be given a diaper wearing gimmick
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Tito Santana - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 11:21:10 EST ID:NzPxwPs2 No.5842694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will take over Jeff Jarrett's duties at GFW and somehow make the company even worse off within 2 months.
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Delirious - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 11:34:49 EST ID:bKs7netJ No.5842698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have been taken prisoner. RNG below me, please send help!
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The Gobbledy Gooker - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 11:42:58 EST ID:JioPZUdf No.5842701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5842698
Nah fuck you, I'm gunna take over ROH
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Cary Silkin - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 12:52:58 EST ID:1jQ+P28n No.5842732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have purchased /wooo/ and anyone who badmouths me will be banned
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Dustin Diamond - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 12:59:03 EST ID:FDUxtl74 No.5842739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I beat up Cody and took the Ring of Honor for myself so i can pawn it off
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Danny Basham - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 12:07:10 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5844383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll have an extremely heated feud with Jinder that will lead to a double turn and make him a nuclear over face and the king of Smackdown for the next 5 years at least. And the feud won't even be directly about racism.
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Jamilia Craft - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 12:16:03 EST ID:PJqlF3XB No.5844392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my skin is pasted in blood capsules all painted over with make-up just in case I need to add drama to a sudden occurence
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Aero Star - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 12:49:35 EST ID:+dQ66wfK No.5844407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I trigger Cornette.
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A.J. Styles - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 12:52:11 EST ID:e7bXqw8E No.5844409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I am phenomenal
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Daisuke Harada - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 12:52:20 EST ID:glJe1uSk No.5844410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to purchase Lucha Underground from Dario
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Hardcore Holly - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 13:34:25 EST ID:4HkBL4Ou No.5844448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Next year WWE will have a big bois tournament and I will win.
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DASH Chisako - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 13:37:51 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5844452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to give Kairi Hojo the concussion that retires her for good
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Ric Flair - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 14:58:55 EST ID:T2WbCXac No.5844497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will die soon
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Trevor Murdoch - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:06:45 EST ID:8oDC7bBi No.5844499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
During your celebration, I will run in and attack you, starting a feud to decide who the best big boi is once and for all
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George The Animal Steele - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:11:25 EST ID:Fwn81xJT No.5844502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will unify the WWE and Universal championships, creating the Multiversal Interdimensional Championship

>>5844448
Would mark tbh
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Max Moon - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:18:13 EST ID:ldETERX9 No.5844506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will run in during Roman's match next week on RAW and keyfabe injure him
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Serena Deeb - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:26:29 EST ID:ekB9HX1r No.5844513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will alienate smarks and attract a large following of casuals by doing react videos
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Aero Star - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 16:15:42 EST ID:+dQ66wfK No.5844538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5844497
we know
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Andy Ridge - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 16:28:22 EST ID:1up6ShpU No.5844544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will release a scathing shoot interview where I tell all and destroy the entire worldwide wrestling industry in 53 minutes
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Sheamus - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 15:47:48 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5846907 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll form a WWE tag team with a returning Ruthless Agression era legend which will have a similar booking trajectory as Slater/Rhino.
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Duke Droese - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 15:51:00 EST ID:KBKWXXhi No.5846910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be the next person to get bitched out by Karen Jarrett.
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Krazy K - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 16:00:15 EST ID:1gnPWCFn No.5846918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will become Kevin Owens lawyer
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Masa Takanashi - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 16:13:59 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5846928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am gonna be on the cover of WWE 2k19.
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Naruki Doi - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 16:16:23 EST ID:ies3J/kp No.5846930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to be this year surprise royal rumble entrant at #2
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Aero Star - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 16:22:53 EST ID:aDZeCa5m No.5846934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A video will surface of me eating Jinder's shit off his title belt
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Eddie Edwards - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 16:49:22 EST ID:MuY5CtEG No.5846947 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I did it for The Rock.
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Mike Tenay - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 16:54:38 EST ID:rQMyJbKo No.5846949 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will leave wrestling and have successful rap career, and the RNG below me will be featured on my biggest hit.
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Homicide - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 17:06:40 EST ID:/uvwknxj No.5846957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5846949
Let's do this, Tenay!
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Eli Cottonwood - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 17:11:49 EST ID:qJzeTsS1 No.5846959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5846957

I will fight you in a rap battle as the next RNG as my partner and win
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Trent Barreta - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 17:14:39 EST ID:HVYWqxKs No.5846961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5846959

yo
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Veronica - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 17:22:50 EST ID:njLb0uO7 No.5846967 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5846959
>>5846961
I will win the dance contest based around your rap battle
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P.N. News - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 17:29:35 EST ID:9x07PfKD No.5846975 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be the first person to join the New Wyatt Family.
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Rick Martel - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 17:37:44 EST ID:GnKxj/s3 No.5846982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The NJPW vignettes with the switchblade are leading up to my debut
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Carlito - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 17:41:34 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5846984 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5846982
Better you than Sami Callihan
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Obariyon - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 20:25:15 EST ID:/dZ8Yr8d No.5847130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WWE will cancel Raw in favour of a 3 hour memorial show when I die.
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Giant Bernard - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 20:29:35 EST ID:9eMtO0Ub No.5847133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll go to AJPW and be the next Misawa
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SoCal Val - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 20:48:55 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5847143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Guess who's the newest member of Suzuki-gun
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Ravashing Rick Rude - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 20:48:57 EST ID:+6gk6tkq No.5847144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5847133
And I'm the one who'll hit the fatal suplex
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Jinder Mahal - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 21:03:15 EST ID:GKZAfSYs No.5847148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to knock the fuck out of Finn Balor tomorrow.
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Damien 666 - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 21:18:14 EST ID:/uvwknxj No.5847156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5847148
Mite be cool
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Little Fiji - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 22:08:12 EST ID:Yy/7/IXm No.5847200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5847143
Is it me?
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Jonny Fairplay - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 23:06:24 EST ID:TjWF5hbT No.5847237 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will wrestle Undertaker as Wrestlemania 40.
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Chilly Willy - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 00:22:53 EST ID:EqzmAeu/ No.5847277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I won't be doing goddamn thing for the rest except filling my living room with farts and laughing the whole time.
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Hayabusa - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 02:50:38 EST ID:phk6R0If No.5847341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the next to somehow wind up in every dirt sheet for the next 5 years without anything interesting happening.
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Ivory - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 03:11:06 EST ID:5S1JvJMJ No.5847345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was originally going to be the one who ended Taker's streak
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Dr. Death Steve Williams - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 03:13:00 EST ID:PJqlF3XB No.5847346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I say hashtag in every day conversation
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Bo Dupp - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 03:34:03 EST ID:ziCZw2Us No.5847358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will challenge Tanahashi for the IC title at Wrestle Kingdom 12.
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Sonjay Dutt - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 13:52:09 EST ID:yDxgOVZE No.5847695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will team up with Enzo Amore in an effort to rekindle his tag-team career
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Togi Makabe - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 15:07:28 EST ID:73PRxMzX No.5847768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will end John Cena's record breaking world title reign
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Greg The Hammer Valentine - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 20:04:36 EST ID:/dZ8Yr8d No.5848015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am really the father of Maryse's baby
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Bo Dupp - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 20:06:17 EST ID:vFTqV3lF No.5848016 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm next to die
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Triple H - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 20:11:55 EST ID:zbAvLRP1 No.5848023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will kill you.
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Sendai Sachiko - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 20:19:35 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5848030 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm next to die. My funeral will replace Raw.
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William Perry - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 21:11:39 EST ID:V7MP5JXb No.5848071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I got my first wrestling-related injury at 14. It was a backyard show and I was giving head to the guy in the main event when his girlfriend walked in. He was so shocked he kicked his leg up and kneed me in the throat, fracturing my larynx. Joke's on him, though - getting his cock bitten by me was the closest he got to wrestling stardom.
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Joey Styles - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 21:15:43 EST ID:I9BYQh0o No.5848075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll kill myself after news of the next wrestling death
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The Gobbledy Gooker - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 21:14:05 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5848917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5848915
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Chase Owens - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 21:16:47 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5848918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I politicked to get WCPW done away with
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Billy Gunn - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 21:19:14 EST ID:YEOI6tV2 No.5848921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That fetish you really like?

My RNG loves it.
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Chase Owens - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 21:22:58 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.5848927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5848921
Aww yis
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Tommy Dreamer - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 21:26:49 EST ID:ZYyPRiB6 No.5848929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5848921

How Fitting.

My RNG will publicly admit his hidden fetish in Social Media and it's gonna be pretty fucked up.
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Byron Saxton - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 21:27:14 EST ID:gmPDUTw0 No.5848930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
earlier i jerked off and a little bit of cum got on my blankie but didnt have anything to wipe it up so licked it off and it was nummy :)
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Davey Richards - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 21:36:43 EST ID:xDPLUm4B No.5848938 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5848921
Analingus? Well duh.
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Tony Atlas - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 00:14:46 EST ID:SPqZWRpC No.5849008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the new owner of WCPW and rename it to (RNG name) Pro Wrestling.
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Winter - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 00:28:58 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.5849012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll lose to Roman Reigns by being speared into some dog poop THE DOG POOP THE DOG POOP in a 'The Big Dog's Yard Match'.
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Ebessan - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 00:37:46 EST ID:oJdbHyg6 No.5849016 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm hiding in your closet right now.
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The Gobbledy Gooker - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 00:49:39 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5849018 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849008
Would mark. I have a feeling he'd be a good booker despite having the reputation of a total goof.
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Larry Sweeney - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 01:37:55 EST ID:Z/dYZpgd No.5849028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849008
And I'll be booked in the main event of the first Tony Atlas Pro Wrestling show with the RNG below me.
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David Arquette - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 01:44:52 EST ID:Z52Idab+ No.5849030 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849028
Meltzer will give us 7 stars.
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Vito - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 04:51:00 EST ID:ziCZw2Us No.5849077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5849028
>>5849030

A dead guy and David Arquette. 8 stars, fuck 7.
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Val Venis - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 05:03:22 EST ID:PJqlF3XB No.5849082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm about to debut my new finisher, identical to my old finisher except that I stick my fingertip in my opponent's belly button
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Mitch - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 05:50:22 EST ID:VtNEocSl No.5849092 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm the replacement for the people that have left WhatCulture
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Antonio Inoki - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 06:16:25 EST ID:e7bXqw8E No.5849095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I'm joining Mitch above as the new head booker of click bait pro wrestling
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Player Uno - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 07:22:28 EST ID:jLXoQZj9 No.5849130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I banged your wrestle waifu
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Winter - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 08:33:28 EST ID:CUcHw366 No.5849175 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be found out that I have assloads of loli images and loli merchandise.
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Mari Apache - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 08:37:02 EST ID:5uq9wVf4 No.5849177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will crash this thread with no survivors.
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Genichiro Tenryu - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 09:01:47 EST ID:AumAAP4c No.5849184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am going to buy every major indy fed and create a machine that will go against Vince and WWE, reigniting the Monday Night Wars. Only this time, Vince will not win!
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Dino Bravo - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 11:06:13 EST ID:4HkBL4Ou No.5849218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not a fan of "the black people".
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Owen Hart - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 11:57:15 EST ID:PfzJhcnR No.5849243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was the one Mike Quackenbush cheated on his wife with.
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Larry Sweeney - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 12:07:35 EST ID:c+RSUYDH No.5849247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849184
I'm okay with this.
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Teddy Hart - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 13:03:48 EST ID:/8+6GLxC No.5849271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will debut on 205 Live next week.
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David Lagana - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 13:54:52 EST ID:GnKxj/s3 No.5849288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849271
please
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Human Tornado - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 14:07:26 EST ID:mEV98huP No.5849293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849271

I'll debut with him as his tag team partner.

Then I will get caught having sex with his cat after smoking 30 blunts in the 205 locker room and immediately get future endeavored.
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Latin Lover - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 14:31:33 EST ID:rHRHA4rJ No.5849297 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849293
Well you do have HIV..

Which I will catch from you
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Eli Cottonwood - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 14:56:10 EST ID:85r4oQkO No.5849304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wrote Jinder's promo last night
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Johnny Grunge - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 18:09:18 EST ID:X8I9pPz4 No.5849390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Darren Young is going to return with me as his new tag team partner after No Mercy. We're going to cut incredibly gay promos together and eventually kiss in the ring.
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Big E Langston - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 18:10:16 EST ID:BJ6rwRl9 No.5849391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am the strongest wrestler.
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Big E Langston - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 18:12:38 EST ID:BJ6rwRl9 No.5849393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849391
I'm the cutest wrestler too :)
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Christian - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 18:34:26 EST ID:KiChx8Rn No.5849404 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my small dick was tiny enough to restore Paige's sanity to shadow-counter del rio's mexican jumping bean leading her to return to the performance centre
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La Parka - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 18:42:22 EST ID:Ybchf0OF No.5849409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849404

Slipped her the ol' little blue pill eh??
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Frightmare - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 18:48:06 EST ID:vIAXQ02Z No.5849411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I recorded Vince McMahon and Nia Jax having sex.
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Rocky Johnson - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 18:53:25 EST ID:8uDxvx2i No.5849412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am secretly Marty Jannetty's child, and he has fucked me.
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123 Kid - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 18:57:51 EST ID:QfdOh4Ns No.5849413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll see you guys at No Mercy. Brock Lesnar, watch out.
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Deuce - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 19:43:43 EST ID:/uvwknxj No.5849428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm the one that sold Eddie the drugs.
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La Parka - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 19:51:45 EST ID:Ybchf0OF No.5849430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849428

Must have been Jenkem.
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CIMA - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 20:21:22 EST ID:ekB9HX1r No.5849446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Leaked photos of me will prove that I have never shaved my pubic hair
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Andre the 3000 - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 20:26:50 EST ID:T5Ycresu No.5849448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5849446
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The Machine - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 20:29:56 EST ID:H31JCVGg No.5849450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5849446
I believe it.
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Matt Bentley - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 21:01:39 EST ID:/dZ8Yr8d No.5849461 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ziggler will come out with my gimmick next week. It will inexplicably get over, and he will stick with it for the next 10 years, becoming the face of the WWE in the process.
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Big John Gaburik - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 21:21:44 EST ID:LW4OyVzN No.5849478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I'm gonna have the flu on Monday but still wrestle live on RAW only to take a bump wrong and shit my trunks as diarrhea seeps out.
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Ruckus - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 21:47:18 EST ID:+6gk6tkq No.5849484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When smackdown goes back to being taped, I will be the new spoilerman.
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She Nay Nay - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 21:49:19 EST ID:xDPLUm4B No.5849485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849478
I assume that just happened without for him having to wrestle.
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Jey Uso - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 22:32:34 EST ID:uDVuF2el No.5849512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to stab Okada with a piss soaked knife the night before Wrestle Kingdom.
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Tokyo Magnum - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 22:39:14 EST ID:IYrGGiwC No.5849515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849512
GUERILLA TACTICS
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Mike Adamle - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 22:49:26 EST ID:94SAw/uX No.5849525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
After Vince, Hunter and Steph die I'm next in line to run WWE
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Phantasio - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:32:54 EST ID:jUIWxlmu No.5849545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The next RNG and I will feud the Hardys for several ppv preshows until they become WOKEN.
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Nasty Brian Knobbs - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:36:21 EST ID:kzncDt9q No.5849549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849545
Sounds like fun!
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Velvet McIntyre - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:42:21 EST ID:h9iyPQ6B No.5849555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to be the one to kill Daniel Bryan on the indies after a bad bump.
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Antonio Inoki - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:47:44 EST ID:RA2hbnoM No.5849560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849525
Better than the other options.
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Lance Hoyt - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 01:16:39 EST ID:TjWF5hbT No.5849589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will literally be DELETED from existance within the next month.
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Farooq - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 01:22:35 EST ID:VgX129L2 No.5849590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be put in the doghouse next after going on an insane twitter rant about politics
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John Morrison - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 02:11:53 EST ID:1wyQY8qL No.5849596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I rely on dick pills
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Alex Riley - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 06:08:07 EST ID:BM6Lx3sx No.5849644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to be arrested at a bar after stripping naked and doing an impromptu cover of Chris Issak's 'Wicked Game'.
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Jushin Thunder Liger - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 07:42:34 EST ID:G4CwysrJ No.5849669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I killed OrangeWonder.
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Koko B. Ware - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 08:29:26 EST ID:AumAAP4c No.5849690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5849596
story checks out
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Maxine - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 09:29:31 EST ID:c+RSUYDH No.5849725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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Apple Miyuki - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 11:20:04 EST ID:WtdAz4po No.5849766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I fucking suck
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Mr. Aguila - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 11:25:02 EST ID:e37Ihlji No.5849769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna send Io Shirai to prison by helping me smuggle heroin from mexico to Japan
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New Jack - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 11:30:07 EST ID:QGahJjlz No.5849771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm doing a run in in the Cena/Roman match where I lay both guys out, take off Cena's shorts and Roman's vest and tell them they should be ashamed of themselves for dressing like that.
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Mike Tenay - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 11:30:20 EST ID:T5Ycresu No.5849772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have been having an affair with Vince McMahon for well over 20 years.
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Willie Richardson - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:09:24 EST ID:bvbf7x39 No.5849788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849772
I've also been having an affair with you for 20 years
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Mo - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:25:27 EST ID:YEOI6tV2 No.5849796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I eat ass
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Dory Funk Jr. - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:43:57 EST ID:Fph0kkil No.5849811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will main event WM 37 vs Roman Reigns in a steel cage
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Shark Girl - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 13:34:41 EST ID:PfzJhcnR No.5849848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a massive poster of Dave Meltzer above my bed so I always feel safe at night.
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CIMA - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 13:57:49 EST ID:ekB9HX1r No.5849867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am secretly a /wooo/ admin
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Tank Toland - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 14:23:23 EST ID:WpDyKRPF No.5849889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5849867
>biggest CIMAposter is CIMA himself
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Mr. Anderson - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 14:24:44 EST ID:FpvKvjHL No.5849891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5849867
My God... It all makes sense now.
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Tony Schiavone - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 14:27:03 EST ID:T1sZmJEx No.5849892 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849867
Where's my daily DGtube, CIMA?
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Ken Patera - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 14:38:38 EST ID:kZh8pbTo No.5849899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will take over from Vince McMahon.
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Zack Ryder - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 14:47:36 EST ID:zbAvLRP1 No.5849904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849867
It all makes sense now.

I wish this was actually true.
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Rob Terry - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 14:52:06 EST ID:PnyUfhJV No.5849905 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My dogs are in the enclosed pool area
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Ted DiBiase - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 15:25:08 EST ID:AIn5HT/D No.5849919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the next WWE Champion.
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New Jack - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 15:39:03 EST ID:QGahJjlz No.5849924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849919
Sweet heaven I have been so patient.
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Percy Watson - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 17:15:30 EST ID:qrZKvVzf No.5849992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849919
I COME FROM MONAAAAY
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DASH Chisako - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 17:32:59 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5850001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been working matches while drunk or high as fuck for a while now pretty regularly but I'm so good nothing gets horribly botched and nobody notices.

One of these days something will go wrong real bad in a match with the next RNG.
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Chris Jericho - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 17:33:02 EST ID:/IIao4vM No.5850002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCa_Shtq9cQ
I wonder if WWE has a database of "I'm really rich, that is my defining character trait" songs.
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Who - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 17:34:44 EST ID:4kwOZiiZ No.5850006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the last Universal champion.
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Cheex - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 11:13:22 EST ID:GFM38SPC No.5850529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5850001
>>5850002

I want to see this match.
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Gordon Solie - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 11:50:20 EST ID:1WWj41CJ No.5850558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be the next No.1 Contender to the WWE title, and consequently will also be the next target of Jinder Mahal racist promos.
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Don Harris - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 11:55:45 EST ID:mc/O/vE5 No.5850561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will fatally injure Daniel Bryan during his debut in New Japan after being his mystery first opponent.
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Soldier Ant - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 11:56:56 EST ID:AumAAP4c No.5850563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I trade Del Rio drugs in exchange for sex with Paige.
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Ayako Hamada - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 12:06:47 EST ID:ekB9HX1r No.5850567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will screw Kane out of becoming Knox County mayor, leading to a match for the mayorship at Wrestlemania
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Trent Barreta - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 12:56:08 EST ID:ofjWbYVD No.5850602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I start my own gaming youtube channel
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Mona - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 12:58:13 EST ID:BM6Lx3sx No.5850606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5850602
With me.
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Rikidozan - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 13:15:44 EST ID:9nhpnAHh No.5850617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5850567
Hamada vs Kane would probably be pretty good
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Ivan Putski - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 13:29:10 EST ID:q+24smgi No.5850636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will quit the wrestling business to become a high end escort for Washington D.C.'s elite. I go both ways
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JTG - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 13:30:25 EST ID:+6gk6tkq No.5850637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When John Cena dies, I will undergo plastic surgery to replace him
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William Perry - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 13:37:18 EST ID:7+Jz//E1 No.5850640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
I will retire next year.
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John Zandig - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 13:49:07 EST ID:ZyW9UUCr No.5850644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll be the first person Daniel Bryan faces when he returns to the ring.
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Ox Baker - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 15:02:04 EST ID:eT/8QvMR No.5850678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5850644
JEEEEZUS

Anyway - I'll appear on Paige's next porn leak
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Chris Sabin - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 15:07:54 EST ID:Oh+0vms/ No.5850683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm the new authority figure for Impact wrestling.
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John Zandig - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 15:20:11 EST ID:ZyW9UUCr No.5850695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5850683
I could see them actually doing this, if they already haven't.
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Smark E. Smith !kOLa8smLSw - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 15:34:40 EST ID:OQLzgRyX No.5850706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5850644

BRYAN NO
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Nick Bockwinkel - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 15:40:39 EST ID:bnhgY3kj No.5850711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be revealed as Angle's long lost daughter and win the women's title
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Nick Bockwinkel - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 15:40:39 EST ID:bnhgY3kj No.5850712 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will be revealed as Angle's long lost daughter and win the women's title
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Andre the 3000 - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 16:14:39 EST ID:T5Ycresu No.5850739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just bought GFW/Impact Wrestling from Anthem and I am now requiring all the talent to perform naked.
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Mil M‡scaras - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 16:15:25 EST ID:T5Ycresu No.5850740 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5850739
well I'm a fucking idiot, my current RNG is doing that
nb
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Shad Gaspard - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 16:50:54 EST ID:YEOI6tV2 No.5850768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My RNG has a crush on you
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Cassandro - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 16:56:47 EST ID:/dZ8Yr8d No.5850773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5850768
And my RNG will crush you.
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Kurrgan - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 22:23:49 EST ID:EquWQ1Ox No.5851006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5849271
>>5849293

Well isn't this the most mid-2000s-indieriffic tag team ever

Myself and the RNG below me are the mystery members of Rocky Romero's Roppongi 3K
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Trish Stratus - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 22:27:30 EST ID:T1sZmJEx No.5851009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5851006
Me, Rocky & Kurrgan are gonna win the NEVER 6Man & hold them all the way to WK
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Lodi - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 22:28:01 EST ID:PnyUfhJV No.5851010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5851006
We comin' for you niggas
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Captain Lou Albano - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:06:27 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.5851052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm the old fart holding your current new favorite down and keeping them from being on the RNG list.
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CM Punk - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:19:28 EST ID:wCLEYbZw No.5851062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna cost Brock the title at No Mercy.
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Alex Riley - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:56:47 EST ID:GKZAfSYs No.5851079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5851062
Holy shit
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Danshoku Dino - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 01:16:03 EST ID:Aa4gSc2o No.5851085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5851062
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Buddy Rogers - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 01:28:29 EST ID:Gd3RmRaU No.5851086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5836751
im literally jesus
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Bull Buchanan - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 03:55:57 EST ID:KqCzTW4z No.5851118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll expose a sex tape of Vince McMahon and myself that will lead to him giving up his power.
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Bam Bam Bigelow - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 05:14:54 EST ID:HJYS63ft No.5851134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am the one who introduced Steve Austin to Gundam.
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Mano Metalico - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 05:41:59 EST ID:Suk1Ul1w No.5851140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Luke Harper will return with a BDSM gimmick. I will be his dom.
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Turbo - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 05:50:01 EST ID:Uia/kTsD No.5851141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my new vanity promotion features the young bucks in every match
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Shaggy 2 Dope - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 07:12:04 EST ID:qrZKvVzf No.5851156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5851118
Get the Right to Censor in here.
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Rey Mysterio - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 07:14:22 EST ID:iihY/VwB No.5851159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am not a killer.
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One Man Gang - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 07:15:21 EST ID:yDxgOVZE No.5851160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5851159
That can't be RNG
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Disco Inferno - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 07:19:30 EST ID:fEm8UQY3 No.5851162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Donald is my puppet.
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Disco Inferno - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 07:24:02 EST ID:fEm8UQY3 No.5851164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5851162
accualy is dolan
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Adam Bomb - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 08:59:15 EST ID:Y9Nwtae0 No.5851194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Braun Strowman is not a real person. When I beat Brock Lesnar on Sunday, I will reveal my true identity.
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Tokyo Magnum - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 09:15:28 EST ID:AumAAP4c No.5851200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will die in the ring, but there is nowhere else that I'd rather take my last breath.
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Eddie Kingston - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 14:24:48 EST ID:TjWF5hbT No.5851372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5851200
I will be forced into hiding after I kill you in the ring.
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Beulah McGillicutty - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 14:28:26 EST ID:QnD3aISX No.5851379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5851164
damn that's an old meme, haven't seen it in like 4-5 years
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Truth Martini - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 14:30:36 EST ID:PfzJhcnR No.5851382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will ruin my Hall of Fame induction with a twenty-five minute long anti-Semitic rant.
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Ortvatistadon - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 14:52:38 EST ID:3/mfnZ9V No.5851401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will totally shit the bed in a world title push, not even generic WWE mediocrity like Reigns and Jinder, doing all kinds of stupid shit both on TV and off that will make me the only person to get fired while world champ.
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Crimson - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 15:35:01 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.5851433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Road Dogg isn't booking Smackdown, I am. That's why the show sucks.
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Heath Slater - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 02:53:34 EST ID:LW4OyVzN No.5851808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm going to debut a new gimmick on RAW where I start going around politically correcting WWE garnering massive heat.
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Kevin Sullivan - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 05:08:51 EST ID:p1xOTiHF No.5851853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my house contains ninety-three cats
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Beulah McGillicutty - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 05:42:49 EST ID:V7MP5JXb No.5851859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
By the end of the year, a recording of my "Backstreet" promo will go viral and people will finally understand that I'm the all-time master of the mic.
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Ricky Steamboat - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 07:44:38 EST ID:KFiCs5rw No.5851882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I swear I'm not gay
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Claudio Castagnoli - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 08:05:06 EST ID:fXqutO7p No.5851886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5851882
Revalations about me are the reason why he has to deny allegations about his sexuality.
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Genichiro Tenryu - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 08:05:18 EST ID:PWB3DerC No.5851887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will influence the next big boom period and inspire a generation with my style and look.
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Amish Roadkill - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 12:22:28 EST ID:zbAvLRP1 No.5851986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5851886
Who can resist those nipples anyways?
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Icarus - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 12:25:45 EST ID:tLsjN4J+ No.5851987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm about to knock on your door and ask for some money
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Beth Phoenix - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 12:29:43 EST ID:q+24smgi No.5851990 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will start a wrestling promotion using only Patreon for funding. The first show's Main Event will be New Jack vs Heidenreich vs Ryback vs me for the promotions top title.
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Tyler Reks - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 13:13:34 EST ID:JUkaH0Kv No.5852021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will get in a Twitter feud with Donald
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Magnus - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 13:22:03 EST ID:uaLZDjj9 No.5852028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm bringing back the Black Reign persona
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Chris Harris - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 13:58:53 EST ID:tOriu3FV No.5852068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am into threesomes
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Wataru Inoue - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 14:49:19 EST ID:1zK8GZHM No.5852111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>5852068
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Dragon Kid - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 14:50:20 EST ID:vFTqV3lF No.5852112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5852068
With me in the middle


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