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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

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- Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:46:54 EST IHNVt6WA No.6190858
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THEY TOOK THE BOARD DOWN TO GET US BUT WE AINT DED edition
>Arn diddled me and I squealed, leading to his firing.
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Fire Ant - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:51:09 EST qbpTx5xG No.6190862 Reply
I'm the new and sole writer for WWE.
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El Santo - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:54:40 EST 8VZCbkUI No.6190864 Reply
I will get into a drunken fight with TJP wrestlemania weekend, where I mistake him for TAKA Minchinoku
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Sable - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:56:19 EST G0uyKAOX No.6190866 Reply
I fucked Otis and Mandy Rose in the same night.
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Joey Styles - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:59:09 EST sUFiWdXC No.6190868 Reply
WWE has forgotten I'm on the payroll and I sit at home and collect cheques
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Bob Backlund - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:07:26 EST cqKJliem No.6190875 Reply
HHH filmed two videos of me impregnating Stephanie, and I have no idea who he asked to do the third one.
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Poison Sawada JULIE - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:10:44 EST +du9gx4O No.6190880 Reply
I'm the reason /wooo/ went down and its all because I'm still bitter about wrestlechan!
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Mochi Miyagi - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:50:21 EST bWZ+YR1t No.6190898 Reply
I'm the next one to have a nude leak and will be revealed to have a hog on par with Matt Riddle's.
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Hikaru Shida - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:54:19 EST 9PpOH2E3 No.6190900 Reply
vince signed me just to fuck with conrad
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El Alebrije - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:21:52 EST tZm8kX8N No.6190990 Reply
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Did someone say dafftits?

Also I was raped by new jack. Several times.
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Mercedes Martinez - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:24:25 EST 9vmro932 No.6190992 Reply
I'm Vince McMahon's supplier for dick pills.
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Droz - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:27:00 EST fRkxX2q7 No.6190994 Reply
I'm in talks with AEW to come in as a 5th EVP
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Hernandez - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:29:17 EST IufkVdst No.6190998 Reply
I'll get shot up on PCP, punch out a cop and then drive a tractor into the side of a bridge.
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Jun Akiyama - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:38:21 EST 6abE7GQ6 No.6191005 Reply
I only watch WWE, and I watched most of that on fast forward
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Vito Thomaselli - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:56:00 EST K20kw6yS No.6191007 Reply
I will be the first in the wrestling business to buy a banner on /wooo/
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Maven - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:07:07 EST NXeL3SuG No.6191017 Reply
I will win the RAW tag-team titles at Mania by teaming with Goldberg's son, but will be forced to drop them the next night after he fails a drug test.
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Kevin Thorn - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:32:18 EST FT7fbyfG No.6191025 Reply
I'll get explicitly kayfabe killed and brought back by Taker or Kane and it will win worst gimmick or whatever award.
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Cary Silkin - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:33:26 EST R3or/RMq No.6191027 Reply
I will be AEW's authority figure.
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Kaz Hayashi - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:37:06 EST ies3J/kp No.6191030 Reply
I'm going to sneeze on Vince Mcmahon and get real shit dumped on me next monday night
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Ciclope - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:42:40 EST G5mIo1Df No.6191033 Reply
I'm having an affair with Jim Ross
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Gree Ant - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:03:14 EST DucfTAdh No.6191041 Reply
I will be the next lover of Kota Ibushi
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Douglas Williams - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:10:15 EST JMqLojto No.6191048 Reply
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I'm going to be out of action for the next 6 months because I broke my neck playing Twister.
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Konnan - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:41:27 EST agwSnRKz No.6191100 Reply
I’m the next in line to get nudes leaked.
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Rico - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:11:03 EST y73oDH6a No.6191143 Reply
I will win Allie's soul back from James Mitchell via a horrifingly vicious game of hungry hungry hippos.
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Mad Dog Vachon - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:19:28 EST ZKUzQR7J No.6191162 Reply
My sextape will leak any day now
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Blackjack Mulligan - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:27:14 EST CTohSZlp No.6191177 Reply
The next Raw after Mania will be heavily centered around my return/debut.
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Muscle Sakai - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 22:30:55 EST G0uyKAOX No.6191222 Reply
Everyone on this board wants my cock
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Daniel Puder - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 22:39:27 EST 9BlRZaGX No.6191226 Reply
I will be Kenny Omega's next 6 star opponent.
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Tully Blanchard - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 22:44:43 EST FZWO2ADF No.6191231 Reply
I'm going to AEW and injuring PAC on the first day.
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Super Hentai - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:21:38 EST odxjTNom No.6191242 Reply
I locked the dogs in the pool area.
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Michael McGillicutty - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:49:08 EST BcUlPdcB No.6191251 Reply
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I'm gonna expose myself to as many carcinogens as possible in an attempt to overshadow Roman's cancer comeback, but my plan will fail miserably when I die a painful death from lymphoma.
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:49:11 EST iLikEToleARn No.6191252 Reply
>>6191251
21st to the challenge was to be revealed in an attempt to overshadow roman's cancer comeback, but it is.
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Kevin Thorn - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:02:27 EST FT7fbyfG No.6191262 Reply
Me and the next female RNG will be the first wrestling super-couple to get along long enough to have a kid. No idea if he'll be some kind of guaranteed HoFer great though.
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Jimmy Hart - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:23:35 EST Ork0iRnh No.6191265 Reply
I will make an embarrassing tweet about the Paige movie next year during Oscar season.
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Ranjin Singh - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:32:17 EST L2cydIHN No.6191267 Reply
I Can't wait to sink what's left of Raw's ratings to an absolute 0.
My Universal title run will destroy any chance this company had of regaining it's former glory
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Amazing Red - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:36:04 EST +du9gx4O No.6191268 Reply
I dutch oven'd the Young stallions every night they were in Japan. The next RNG would help hold them down.
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Dos Caras - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:46:47 EST exVPSkSh No.6191271 Reply
>I will be a surprise entrant in The 2019 Greatest Royal Rumble only to be eliminated in 2 minutes by Sheamus
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Hikari Minami - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:52:17 EST LUMg+nxK No.6191273 Reply
Me and Rosemary made a sex tape and it will be a timed release on all major platforms.

Pre-order now to get post-coitus conversation 3 days early and maybe a piece of Rosemary's panties (while supplies last)
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The Gobbledy Gooker - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 01:14:34 EST 0AcdH2Qk No.6191281 Reply
I'll have a shitty battle royal in a bingo hall named after me
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Danny Doring - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 02:28:41 EST 5RLSisBr No.6191302 Reply
I will be part of Bray Wyatt's new gimmick
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Akebono - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 06:46:35 EST a+hJbIuK No.6191325 Reply
I am the new GM of Impact! wrestling.
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Chris Benoit - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 07:03:59 EST Y/2xn6lo No.6191329 Reply
If the RNGs don't get updated I will murder Kirt and Spardot
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Pat Patterson - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 07:12:52 EST 0HHuaCWE No.6191335 Reply
I'll be the next wwe star to pop for roids/etc on a test
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Christ Sabin - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 11:20:32 EST 5G1hxHbd No.6191388 Reply
>>6190858
I am an sleeper agent planted by Vince to take down AEW from within.
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Brian Kendrick - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 12:24:16 EST ylU4JLQy No.6191409 Reply
>>6191400
Lol what a ripoff of Harley Quinn a character from the 2016 film Suicide Squad
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Sangriento - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 00:14:15 EST 7TYnWuPH No.6191999 Reply
I'm facing the Undertaker at Mania
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The Boogeyman - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 02:12:34 EST T3pNx6NP No.6192034 Reply
Roman will be put against me for his return match, but I'll fuck up so badly in the opening spot that Roman will be on the shelf for another 3 years.
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Evan Karagias - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 04:04:49 EST F4danWfB No.6192051 Reply
I may or may not have participated in certain Fetish Japanese Adult Videos.

Hell, I was one of the masked men in Fuckdown
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Private Eye - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 04:06:13 EST chqFd5le No.6192052 Reply
Roman having cancer was my idea
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Jonny Fairplay - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 04:50:44 EST 0GkI/dqB No.6192065 Reply
I am Daniel Bryan's Wrestlemania opponent.
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Bill DeMott - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 06:08:15 EST h+x5bfPY No.6192075 Reply
I will hold a knife to Kirt's throat and force him to update /wooo/'s RNG list
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Hikaru Shida - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 06:34:48 EST KWfDup7F No.6192083 Reply
When Roman's cancer is confirmed to be fake, I'll be the new top guy.
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Colonel DeBeers - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 07:11:02 EST BNMbhrm1 No.6192099 Reply
I had passionate anal sex with Finn Balor yesterday
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Heidenreich - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 07:35:33 EST o+TI55i5 No.6192102 Reply
>>6192099
Well it would be the most interesting thing Finn's done in years.

I mail snakes to my list of enemies.
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ODB - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 16:25:22 EST WY7RYkDi No.6192317 Reply
Hornswaggle and I will headline wrestlemania in a handicap match vs Rousey after an unfortunate event puts out lynch and charles.
The RNG below me is directly responsible for Lynch and Charles' sidelining after some overly elaborate Rube Goldberg-eqsue trap.
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William Perry - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 18:37:30 EST rxIFjo4g No.6192410 Reply
I'm not training for my next match because I'm too busy fucking all of your moms.
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Kana - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 19:07:05 EST Dn9slrQw No.6192439 Reply
I will start talking about Benoit while doing guest commentary
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Skip Sheffield - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 20:39:06 EST cqKJliem No.6192511 Reply
I will smoke enough crack to start a new Industrial Revolution.
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Billy Kidman - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 22:34:00 EST 3ayx20MU No.6192565 Reply
I don't care about wrestling, I'm just in it for the money and the rats.
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Dusty Rhodes - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 22:37:02 EST BcUlPdcB No.6192568 Reply
>>6192565
I believe it.

I am one of those rats, and he fucked me til my eyes bled.
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Hikaru Shida - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 23:37:39 EST x5Taulbu No.6192606 Reply
I'll be given a billion dollars a year just to lose to Baron Corbin.
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Dragon Kid - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 09:17:07 EST 2bL9NPf0 No.6192773 Reply
Vince will remove Seth from the universal title match and I will be battling Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania instead
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DJ Skittlez - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 10:49:18 EST Ork0iRnh No.6192790 Reply
I lost my push after I brought a cutie to a TV taping.
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Tony Schiavone - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 11:57:30 EST jmxKSLVY No.6192834 Reply
I will be WWE Champion by the end of the year.
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The Warlord - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 13:00:55 EST xVfv25Jl No.6192864 Reply
A leaked nude graphic of me will find its way onto the display at Mania for at least 4 seconds.
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Davey Richards - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 15:07:32 EST Q0ZIwwax No.6192993 Reply
This morning Paige snorted a line of blow off my cock.
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Bruiser Brody - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 15:11:43 EST d6ZApn0S No.6192999 Reply
Luke Harper will induct me into the WWE Hall of Fame.
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Tiger Jeet Singh - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 15:55:27 EST qbpTx5xG No.6193063 Reply
I will be the first ever AEW champion.
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Claudio Castagnoli - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 18:05:21 EST 614tNLVM No.6193145 Reply
I'm going to be the one to finally get saddled with Vince's persistent incest gimmick
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Charles Robinson - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 18:57:40 EST WxU/wB8v No.6193156 Reply
I'm going to get the new gimmick of child abductor
Next Tuesday, I'll start feud with Kevin Owens by luring his son to my white van marked 'real john cena inside'
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Reckless Youth - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 00:02:34 EST FT7fbyfG No.6193278 Reply
I'll get a Funkasaurus-like gimmick and actually headline shows with it because Vince wants to relive his youth SO bad.
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Psycho Clown - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 02:18:18 EST yvo/huvX No.6193333 Reply
I will end up fighting Daniel Bryan at Fastlane.
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Bubba Ray Dudley - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 02:22:21 EST F4danWfB No.6193334 Reply
In an attempt to restore my popularity in Social Media, my dick pic will be leaked like Matt Riddle's.
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Malia Hosaka - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:00:00 EST WY7RYkDi No.6194376 Reply
I've had a long time affair with Roddy Piper before I finally had enough of him not choosing me over his wife.

I killed him.
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Teddy Long - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:07:46 EST +du9gx4O No.6194379 Reply
I once sneezed on Vince's face after he walked by and stepped on my foot like he is known to do. He responded to the snot surprise by attempting to make out with me, I didn't stop him. I am now Vince's Road Wife.
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Meng - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:11:43 EST CTohSZlp No.6194380 Reply
I will die of a drug overdose backstage during my next show, but the only person to share their condolences on social media will be the RNG below me.
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Dick Murdoch - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:14:23 EST OEzPaY/4 No.6194381 Reply
I molested Matt Jackson on a cold night in Vegas.
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Leticia Kline - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:17:48 EST FT7fbyfG No.6194384 Reply
I'll paralyze a major star by accident but play it up for heat. Unlike most exploitation angles this one will actually work and turn me into a solid main-eventer.
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Mark Briscoe - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 21:32:13 EST cqKJliem No.6194408 Reply
My contract is almost up, so I will go off script during promos talking about how I never use condoms. Business will increase tenfold, so management will be forced to offer me 50 million a year to renew.
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Sakura Emi - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 21:36:05 EST nizuC099 No.6194410 Reply
I was the one who cancelled Nitro.
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Ashley Cartier - Sat, 02 Mar 2019 00:14:04 EST iLe2GkB4 No.6194450 Reply
I will finally get these RNG names updated the next month by threatening to shoot myself with a gun.
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Buck Quartermain - Sat, 02 Mar 2019 21:31:42 EST Ork0iRnh No.6194754 Reply
>>6194450
I've got the list of names and they'll never be updated. I'll pull the goddamn trigger for you, pal.
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Jasmine St. Claire - Sat, 02 Mar 2019 23:52:49 EST G0uyKAOX No.6194778 Reply
I drink orange juice after brushing my teeth idgaf
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Grandmaster Sexay - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 00:34:07 EST yvo/huvX No.6194786 Reply
I'll beat Danial Bryan for the title on Tuesday.
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Roxxi Laveaux - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 01:15:09 EST FT7fbyfG No.6194793 Reply
I'm an old broken down piece of meat and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone.
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Roxxi Laveaux - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 01:15:35 EST FT7fbyfG No.6194794 Reply
I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone.
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Johnny Curtis - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 03:01:01 EST LUMg+nxK No.6194802 Reply
I'm the one who gave the order to post big tiddy goth wrestlers as the op pic for the RNG threads
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Sable - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 04:02:54 EST BcUlPdcB No.6194811 Reply
No one will give a shit when news of my suicide goes public.
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Bullfight Sora - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 04:09:43 EST IHNVt6WA No.6194814 Reply
I'm a grower, not a shower.
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Fire Ant - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 07:15:16 EST CTohSZlp No.6194830 Reply
I will have a career resurgence and be the breakout star of 2019.
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Masato Yoshino - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 08:30:41 EST 85r4oQkO No.6194835 Reply
Hulk Hogan blew me for a sandwich in 1997
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Rowdy Roddy Piper - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 09:12:19 EST 5l17+F3R No.6194838 Reply
I'm the one who fucked up 420chan
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C.W. Anderson - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 09:53:41 EST 4DNC1UHr No.6194846 Reply
The police have just seized my computer.
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Mean Smark Callous !DCxC2Z8fnY - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 10:06:38 EST DZjskIkS No.6194848 Reply
>>6194838

>Just when you think you know the answers, I change the security questions!

Yep, checks out.
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Raisha Saeed - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 12:00:20 EST LugABukc No.6194872 Reply
i will be triple h's opponent for mania next year and end his career due to a botched 450
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Ed Ferrara - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 12:00:43 EST 9iJ7JDgj No.6194873 Reply
i will be triple h's opponent for mania next year and end his career due to a botched 450
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Don Harris - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 14:56:11 EST +du9gx4O No.6194903 Reply
I once walked in on Randy Orton and John Cena having sex for Vince in his office. Mr. McMahon yelled for me to either "close the door or pull up a chair." In order to protect my push I stayed... for the full 8 hours.
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Don Harris - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 15:12:50 EST +du9gx4O No.6194904 Reply
I once walked in on Randy Orton and John Cena having sex for Vince in his office. Mr. McMahon yelled for me to either "close the door or pull up a chair." In order to protect my push I stayed... for the full 8 hours.
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Sunny - Mon, 04 Mar 2019 21:48:37 EST G0uyKAOX No.6195467 Reply
I'm gonna be the mastermind behind the AEW TV deal on Animal Planet
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Snitsky - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 01:24:15 EST +du9gx4O No.6195581 Reply
I'll be revealed to be Shark Boy after an unfortunate botch that pulls my mask off.
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Layla - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 20:32:45 EST d6ZApn0S No.6195976 Reply
I don't care what the main event of Wrestlemania is this year but I will attack whoever wins and the attack will be sexual.
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Jun Kasai - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 20:35:11 EST K20kw6yS No.6195978 Reply
I have balls that are literally the size of grapefruits
It's kind of a deformity tbh
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Boddy Roode - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 09:49:09 EST 0GkI/dqB No.6196211 Reply
Remember when there was supposed to be a CHAOS mole?

I am the CHAOS mole.
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Bob Backlund - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 18:41:40 EST WY7RYkDi No.6196488 Reply
My new gimmick will be enthusiasm and Anime Body Pillows of fellow wrestlers.
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Steve Blackman - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 20:22:04 EST d6ZApn0S No.6196552 Reply
I will challenge Bryan for the title.
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John Bradshaw Layfield - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 20:29:27 EST X5oRg055 No.6196562 Reply
i am really into sword collecting and child pronography
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YOSHIHIKO - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 04:49:38 EST q1/M+Jkh No.6196785 Reply
im suing capcom cos I think G perfectly resembles me
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Mark Briscoe - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 04:59:48 EST 5klL65Jm No.6196788 Reply
I will stab Vince Mcmahon backstage at Fastlane for a minor slight 10 years prior
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TAJIRI - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 09:34:54 EST RJC6Yv3i No.6196811 Reply
I will be elected as a mayor at some point in my life and then be ousted for sexual misconduct.
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Nick Papagiorgio - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 11:31:41 EST ixCKkr4U No.6196848 Reply
Liger will put me over on his way out.
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Yuji Nagata - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 15:37:06 EST +du9gx4O No.6196967 Reply
I will go on a drunken rant about politics and the best way to cook eggs that TMZ picks up, but surprisingly only the egg part. The next show I'm on, the booker will force me to wear an egg costume which will then become my gimmick until I'm found dead 10 years from now from suicide. The coroners report will list that I had 13 hard boiled eggs swallowed whole and a copious amount of mayonnaise in my stomach. In my pockets a series of receipts to chucky cheese.
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Ted DiBiase - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 16:49:07 EST WY7RYkDi No.6197001 Reply
I'm starting a new fed. Fully funded by Jeff Bezos. Time for another Turner-WCW!
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Cliff Compton - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 17:48:42 EST WxU/wB8v No.6197037 Reply
>>6197001
I will be your first world champion, but will lose the title in a river during a drink-related misadventure in Fulham
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David Lagana - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 17:57:01 EST LUMg+nxK No.6197042 Reply
me and mr perfect had a 5 star match at some local shindy before he passed away
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Rick Steiner - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 23:02:10 EST d6ZApn0S No.6197158 Reply
At the hall of fame ceremony I will attack HHH
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Jessie McKay - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 23:14:38 EST yl7nxEQy No.6197166 Reply
I will perform a run in in the main event of WM only to masturbate in the middle of the ring
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Dick Togo - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 06:29:16 EST iLe2GkB4 No.6197247 Reply
I'm a professional gloryhole slut during the night.
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Jim Ross - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 15:01:17 EST WY7RYkDi No.6197370 Reply
I'm the next celebrity guest cameo in Game of Thrones.
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Reckless Youth - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 16:58:25 EST IHNVt6WA No.6197415 Reply
>>6197386
I was the doctor and botched the operation using live snakes instead of silicone
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Tetsuya Natio - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 20:59:12 EST cqKJliem No.6197519 Reply
Vince will start a porn division of WWE Films, and I will be given a Roman Reigns-tier push as the face of the brand.
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Onyx - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 21:14:56 EST mWwWYF0u No.6197525 Reply
I raped Beetlejuice backstage at Nitro in front of the entire locker room. Nobody stopped me
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El MurciŽlago - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 00:45:19 EST IHNVt6WA No.6197593 Reply
I'm bringing foot fetishism to mainstream.
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Marco Corleone - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 00:54:02 EST 1pooxecV No.6197595 Reply
My penis will be written about in history books.
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Sherri Martel - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 01:33:06 EST QSGu3A37 No.6197607 Reply
I resurrected Eric the midget to be my manager
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Hiroshi Tanahashi - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 02:09:37 EST T62LJ1dh No.6197612 Reply
I sucked a dick for 13 dollars and a bump of coke just last night, woke up to a rash around my mouth and the inability to talk. Its gonna be a rough week
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Daniel Bryan - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 12:14:35 EST T5Ycresu No.6197690 Reply
I gave enthusiasm to the entire WWE locker room.
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El MurciŽlago - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 17:12:24 EST IHNVt6WA No.6197820 Reply
I have a dildo in my ass during all my matches.
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Mick Foley - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 03:07:33 EST d6ZApn0S No.6198014 Reply
Before Ambrose leaves I will start a feud with him.
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Tommaso Ciampa - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 05:10:07 EST i7KfAH6c No.6198032 Reply
Vince Is crazy for me, he give me a BIG main event push... btw he dont knows i need surgery and a full year to heal
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 05:10:11 EST iLikEToleARn No.6198033 Reply
>>6198032
Any old school boxing, which was to have neck surgery and a full head of bleach and warriors(musou) type games, at least we are used to get a fucking terrible show.
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Little Egypt - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 03:09:50 EST wwL87iWk No.6198782 Reply
My nudes will leak next month. Full spread eagle and all.
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David Hart Smith - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 14:55:06 EST agwSnRKz No.6199095 Reply
I’m going to headline the Wrestlemania Kick-Off Show next year.
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Lucky Cannon - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 17:15:37 EST WY7RYkDi No.6199144 Reply
I'm bringing back the empty arena match with the RNG below me.
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Roxy Astor - Tue, 12 Mar 2019 22:46:16 EST cqKJliem No.6199851 Reply
I will abruptly quit wrestling and six months later self-develop the most critically acclaimed hentai game of all time.
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The Iron Sheik - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 17:46:10 EST d6ZApn0S No.6200183 Reply
I will come to WWE and form a group with Big E, Rusev and Cesaro. We will be named the Body Improvement Club!
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Leilani Kai - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 18:06:55 EST 3ayx20MU No.6200221 Reply
I will fuck Renee on the road now that Dean is going to be sitting at home.
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YOSHIHIKO - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 18:12:29 EST rSge1Uc0 No.6200242 Reply
I will suck off Dean on a daily now that Renee is on the road all the time
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Homicide - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 18:20:31 EST +du9gx4O No.6200268 Reply
Soon, a sex tape between myself and Kenny Omega will drop. Dave will give it a 9 star rating, confusing it for a match.
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Kane - Thu, 14 Mar 2019 13:05:55 EST WY7RYkDi No.6200737 Reply
>>6200268
>confusing it for a match.
only because I did a run in and tag teamed you.
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David Von Erich - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 00:33:19 EST IHNVt6WA No.6201021 Reply
I'm Brock's long lost brother. BROTHER!
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Wahoo McDaniel - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 20:43:10 EST U28QmYT+ No.6201330 Reply
>>6201318
I will explain on Twitter why you're allowed to say it, but Hogan can't.
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Chris Hero - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 21:12:39 EST 3ayx20MU No.6201342 Reply
I got caught shoplifting an ipad case from Walmart
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Mustafa Said - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 19:45:13 EST cqKJliem No.6202135 Reply
I casually watch incest porn at ear-splitting volume backstage because Vince finds it hilarious.
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Tracy Smothers - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 20:40:40 EST 3ayx20MU No.6202213 Reply
I got jake the snake back on drugs recently.
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Trish Stratus - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 19:37:16 EST d6ZApn0S No.6202605 Reply
I will be Kurt Angle's last WWE opponent. After I beat him I'm going to challenge Daniel Bryan for the title. After I beat him I'm going to challenge Brock. After I beat him I'm going to be beat by HHH.
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Droz - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 19:45:45 EST +zbT/1ej No.6202608 Reply
i'm from canada and they think i'm slow eh
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Apolo - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 19:56:58 EST K20kw6yS No.6202612 Reply
I have anal beads in me right mow as I type this.
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Steve Corino - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 21:25:40 EST L4YJHN0X No.6202665 Reply
I will retire Kurt @ WRESTLEMANIA
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Obariyon - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 22:17:43 EST i7KfAH6c No.6202706 Reply
I will retire ur mom @ WRESTLEMANIA
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Jessica Love - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 23:45:27 EST IHNVt6WA No.6202742 Reply
I'm going to perform a live circumcision on myself during wrestlemania.
It will be the highest rated segment.
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Justin Credible - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 23:48:10 EST d6ZApn0S No.6202744 Reply
DX will induct me into the hall of fame.
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Bastion Booger - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 00:53:30 EST 0AcdH2Qk No.6202750 Reply
I secretly mistrust all blacks
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Kofi Kingston - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 01:04:42 EST +du9gx4O No.6202751 Reply
I'll find a used condom in my bag that contains the collected semen of each member of Evolution and DX, on a whim I will drink said condom live on twitch!
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Meng - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 06:25:16 EST VmR01BfG No.6202788 Reply
Fan made drawings of me will be the new haitch combo on /wooo/
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Gillberg - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 09:57:12 EST ixCKkr4U No.6202834 Reply
I'm not gonna be so tough after I get molested.
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Razor Ramon HG - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 16:54:28 EST WY7RYkDi No.6203351 Reply
I want to be hardcore but my mom won't let me.
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Rayna Von Tash - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 16:58:35 EST iVTU26ch No.6203353 Reply
I'm gonna return to the WWE and be HHH's next wrestlemania opponent to conquer.
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Player Dos - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 02:56:40 EST IHNVt6WA No.6203892 Reply
My new gimmick involves a penguin suit and talking about free software.
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Repo Man - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 04:27:36 EST LUMg+nxK No.6203899 Reply
Rosemary showed me that thing she does with her tongue
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Bruiser Brody - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 21:14:25 EST GXHNtkkw No.6204166 Reply
>>6204164
I'll do a shoot video talking about the time I saw you trying to weasel out of you paying that dollar.
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Violent J - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 21:15:15 EST cqKJliem No.6204167 Reply
I drink a bottle of vodka before every match, and there's been blood in my stool every day for the past two years.
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Sylvain Grenier - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 21:26:58 EST C2OGms1u No.6204170 Reply
Filthy Tom Lawlor will be fired from F4W and I will replace him on Figure 4 Daily
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Ric Flair - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 21:36:41 EST kxp48ub+ No.6204172 Reply
>>6190858
I'll make my debut at WrestleMania 35 and poop in the middle of the ring.
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Caprice Coleman - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 22:42:05 EST BcUlPdcB No.6204191 Reply
When AEW fails, everyone will blame me.
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X-Pac - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 11:27:28 EST IHNVt6WA No.6204305 Reply
Cheex and I will main event wrestlemania at the last minute.
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The Godfather - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 04:16:07 EST 8kyTimBL No.6204620 Reply
I will kill another wrestler over Wrestlemania weekend.
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Amasis - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 07:31:19 EST 2MwIYf+g No.6204643 Reply
I will wrestle John Cena at Wreslemania.
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Sayaka Obihiro - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 07:54:14 EST OoSE7pLf No.6204647 Reply
I will wrestle John Cena at Double or Nothing
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Natalya - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 08:59:13 EST rSge1Uc0 No.6204662 Reply
I will wrestle John Cena at Bound For Glory
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Stan Lane - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 09:05:09 EST N5ewRDhl No.6204663 Reply
I will wrestle John Cena at Triplemania
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Vader - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 10:19:31 EST Xebyye8V No.6204678 Reply
Double or Nothing ends with me rallying the roster to go assault the UFC roster.
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Alere Little Feather - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 18:33:13 EST cqKJliem No.6204809 Reply
I will wrestle John Cena in front the Golden Corral during dinner rush.
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Booker T - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 20:47:20 EST 3ayx20MU No.6204858 Reply
I’m going to be shown sitting in the crowd at the next Takeover ppv.
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RelliK - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 21:42:30 EST Xd1BOKhv No.6204874 Reply
I'm the one Mojo Rawley is talking to in the mirror. I know Mojo sees himself, but...it's WWE.
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Vladimir Kozlov - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 23:03:21 EST G0uyKAOX No.6204894 Reply
The main event of Wrestlemania will be me greeting every single fan that has a floor seat and calling them a faggot.
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Rocco Rock - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 00:45:53 EST JuvXoOBM No.6204916 Reply
>>6204894
I will be the one to interrupt your profanity-laden promo and get a huge pop.
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Santino Marella - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 00:59:19 EST 4whUyJgM No.6204923 Reply
I will be announced to be a late addition to WM

as a musical performer
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Mae Young - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 01:09:15 EST iLe2GkB4 No.6204927 Reply
I'm pregnant and I don't know who's the father!
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Kagetsu - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 03:49:56 EST Ba1o4EDf No.6204953 Reply
>>6204927

I guess you could say you were caught in a bad necromance...

I'll show myself out.
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Big John Gaburik - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 07:52:47 EST nzjWIPQX No.6204983 Reply
I will spike the food at catering for WM. All the wrestlers will be tripping on acid and shrooms
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RJ Brewer - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 10:11:23 EST e4lVB+kb No.6205001 Reply
Enzo did do it. I know because I did it with him.
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Tito Colon - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 17:11:35 EST sUHorwQJ No.6205095 Reply
Planning on debuting at Wrestlemania, just to have a shit awful match and then never be heard from again
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YOSHIHIKO - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 22:51:32 EST IHNVt6WA No.6205224 Reply
I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.
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Hulk Hogan - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 22:57:24 EST cqKJliem No.6205227 Reply
I will get a judge to declare me a sovereign pimp and proceed to demand that Vince appoint someone on the roster to be my road wife sex slave. With zero hesitation he will follow through.
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Road Warrior Hawk - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 23:44:55 EST vGXOogTb No.6205234 Reply
I will no-show my match in New York Wrestlemania weekend. Police will find me in Queens the next day, covered in cocaine and chasing a transgender prostitute.
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 09:26:52 EST O9UNFXgQ No.6205309 Reply
I banged Vince and Linda to get a spot. After that didn’t work I banged pat Patterson and finally I was on the roster.
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Earl Hebner - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 21:58:35 EST IHNVt6WA No.6205810 Reply
My next gimmick is a parody of black lives matter.
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Hallowicked - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 17:25:27 EST CiDhZ9De No.6206210 Reply
>>6206207
I'll be a radical luchador with bright pink and blue hair and a fat suit.
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Mister Pogo - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 18:35:15 EST JMqLojto No.6206251 Reply
And me and the the next four RNGs will form a counter-stable to >>6206207, aNtifa Neo, feuding over who can be the most progressive.

I'm going to have a Live Three-Way Sex Celebration on Raw with one male and one female partner to promote the mainstream acceptance of bisexuality.
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Andy Douglas - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 04:45:19 EST F4s156w8 No.6206572 Reply
I'll get the next RNG blacklisted from wrestling.
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Sting - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 13:22:07 EST w2Qrws/2 No.6206720 Reply
I will be the GM and make sure the McMahons get less screen time.
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Juventud Guerrera - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 13:26:43 EST 2jhN0mCq No.6206722 Reply
>>6206720
I will buy 51% of WWE stock to make sure we get more Steph and Shane every week.
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Bubba Ray Dudley - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 13:50:33 EST 7TYnWuPH No.6206732 Reply
Ronda JBL'd me in the shower
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Aero Star - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 14:05:59 EST z54f/jWb No.6206737 Reply
I'm the one who actually killed Bruiser Brody and made Invader 1 & Carlos Colon take the heat, which they gladly did because they're terrified of me. To this day I fucking run Puerto Rico like my own private kingdom.
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Devon - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 00:49:08 EST IHNVt6WA No.6207608 Reply
My side gig is selling tacos in the parking lot after events.
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Lana Star - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 02:51:44 EST 1x1xN/No No.6207621 Reply
I fucked Randy Savage in 1994, and was the reason he left the WWF. I seduced him. The Stephanie McMahon story is bullshit. It was me the whole time.
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Colin Delaney - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 10:05:19 EST ZuBTLaO+ No.6207687 Reply
In 5 years a heel champ Kofi Kingston will hold me back and call me a B+ player.
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Misutero - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 18:52:56 EST WY7RYkDi No.6207922 Reply
I enjoy trapping fire ants in my foreskin
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Kana - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 00:12:39 EST IHNVt6WA No.6208060 Reply
>You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
>So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
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Mean Gene Okerlund - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 00:16:03 EST veX2jB+6 No.6208063 Reply
I can't feel anything below my knees anymore.
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Joey Styles - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 01:06:28 EST VgX129L2 No.6208079 Reply
Im gonna interrupt the main event match at Wrestlemania by running down, taking a shit in the middle of the ring and then run backstage
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Marshe Rockett - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 02:08:59 EST EvYXc0Fp No.6208096 Reply
>>6208079
How would people know the difference between the main event of Wrestlemania and shit?
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Ill grab the three biggest turds and act out the rest of the match because I control everything - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 02:20:58 EST z1UUQJKe No.6208100 Reply
Vince McMahon
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Captain Lou Albano - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 13:38:44 EST 3ayx20MU No.6208225 Reply
I'm dating Nikki Bella now and Cena is trying to get me blacklisted.
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Headbanger Trasher - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 18:38:30 EST rrDA6lpg No.6208811 Reply
I'm Cena's Mania opponent.
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Amazing Red - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 19:04:09 EST agwSnRKz No.6208821 Reply
I’m the latest hottest free agent that’s sitting ringside at NXT Takeover
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Soldier Ant - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 19:54:14 EST ferDeqrh No.6208852 Reply
I'll injure Kofi in a bar fight the night before Wrestlemania
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Bret Hart - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 20:08:32 EST PnyUfhJV No.6208861 Reply
I'm going to have a monumental announcement that will change this industry forever.

It'll happen as I tailgate Mania on social media.
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Max Moon - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 20:13:20 EST VfUs3h25 No.6208866 Reply
I'm gonna Kill Linda McMahon in front of Vince on Raw after Mania
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Jeff Jarrett - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 22:36:00 EST iLe2GkB4 No.6208985 Reply
I've actually been dead for the past year but no one noticed because I was replaced with some look-alike.
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The Blue Meanie - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 23:00:51 EST NxLYjpUf No.6208994 Reply
>>6208821
Would unironically mark harder than I ever have done in the last five years
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Human Tornado - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 23:22:08 EST FT7fbyfG No.6208999 Reply
>>6208866
That will just be in the "relatively forgettable segment that comes after the opening segment" slot or some shit. I'll do something much more outrageous and attention-grabbing. Something that is UNTHINKABLE.
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Akira Tozawa - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 02:42:51 EST BcUlPdcB No.6209045 Reply
I'll start a new fed with the next three RNGs called VIOLENCE FIGHT SUPREME. We'll knock AEW's dick into the dirt with our unique brand of hyperviolent matches and operatic backstage promos.
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The Rock - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:30:08 EST WY7RYkDi No.6209443 Reply
I'm rebooting rock'n wrestling and starring in it.
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Tyler Reks - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:33:44 EST CiDhZ9De No.6209447 Reply
>>6209443
I'll be on it, coked out of my mind. A few episodes in, my nose will start spraying blood constantly. Looking very similar to Eddie Guerrero in the match with JBL by then end.
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Sycho Sid - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 19:52:00 EST S+7IjDaG No.6209561 Reply
>>6209458
Which one turned into Bull Buchanan later? Sniper or Recon?

I'm going to be a jobber in AEW.
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Jaki Numazawa - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 20:26:19 EST 4whUyJgM No.6209597 Reply
I'm booked for a 20 minute musical concert at Mania
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Ryuji Ito - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 22:27:54 EST 7TYnWuPH No.6209678 Reply
I'm going to dogpile on the John Oilver WWE thing and bury WWE and Vince
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Jazz - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 22:50:28 EST w2Qrws/2 No.6209694 Reply
I will interupt the wrestlemania main event...with weapons.
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Apple Miyuki - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 00:04:26 EST U28QmYT+ No.6209746 Reply
I will try to book myself in a cool copycat cop car angle (like the one on raw tonight) on an indie show, however the cops won't be in on it and I will shoot go to jail.
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MEN's Teioh - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 01:35:39 EST IHNVt6WA No.6209774 Reply
I'm pregnant with the next poster's child.
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TAJIRI - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 04:42:42 EST QBjrdSRy No.6209798 Reply
I will team with the RNG below me to face The Usos at WrestleMania for the SD tag team titles.
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Michael Elgin - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 04:54:45 EST FT7fbyfG No.6209802 Reply
I'll be an indy top guy for like 10+ years, never getting noticeably old or having my skills slip, refusing to sign with WWE or NJPW or Elite every time I'm offered anything and my raw drawing power will become bigger than any major promotion star though the indy companies won't quite capitalize on it and drag themselves out of the gutter.
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Michael Elgin - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 04:55:43 EST FT7fbyfG No.6209803 Reply
>>6209798
well, I guess I'll do that before I start my big indy career >_>
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Big Bad Mama - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 07:41:01 EST Q+SPcGV8 No.6209835 Reply
I pray to Celt every day, begging him to change the RNG list but he just laughs and spits in my eye
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Sonjay Dutt - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 12:55:05 EST WY7RYkDi No.6209963 Reply
I will do a live shoot during WM about my hate for blacks that makes it past the censors/delay somehow.
Disturbingly, I'll by praised by most booker media.
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The Red Rooster - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 22:17:46 EST IHNVt6WA No.6210996 Reply
I'm a mod on the future's WWE, I'm the guy that lets all the Alexa posting slide.
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Chainsaw Charlie - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 22:28:40 EST N0f0hAFw No.6211002 Reply
Wrestlemania will end with me coming out and telling Roman I put radioactive material into his breakfast cereal and gave him cancer. We'll feud for the next six months.
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Faby Apache - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 05:46:09 EST FT7fbyfG No.6211074 Reply
Me and the next RNG will get a gimmick that makes fun of the Young Bucks as much possible including WWE being petty enough to license the "Boom boom boom i want you in my room" song just for commentary to make fun of.
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Sycho Sid - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 05:50:54 EST LUMg+nxK No.6211075 Reply
>>6211074
We win the tag titles with a move called the 5 Star Special. Meltz rates our match 4 3/4, no Tokyo Dome.
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Steve Blackman - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 05:05:28 EST JuvXoOBM No.6211444 Reply
I will be the namesake for next year's Bloodsport and fight the next RNG in the main event.
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X-Pac - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 05:21:28 EST DIKFKCIe No.6211445 Reply
>>6211444
I'll end up killing you after slipping and accidentally kneeing you in the adam's apple.
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Rene Dupree - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 18:28:24 EST WY7RYkDi No.6211674 Reply
My Mania entrance will be a cosplay of Chyna's clit dick.
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Xavier Woods - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 20:55:23 EST GXHNtkkw No.6211809 Reply
>>6211783
now you all know why I'm secretly the Nora Greenwald stalker creep
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Allison Wonderland - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 05:48:18 EST 7/xyXfDj No.6213013 Reply
>>6190997
In fairness a GM who comes out in that thing would be pretty cool.

I'm desperately trying to hide an Asian fetish so I systematically ruin Asian pushes in WWE.
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Yuji Nagata - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 14:52:05 EST M/0Mowsg No.6213404 Reply
>i'll have a run in during the Universal championship match and somehow walk out of mania with the belt
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Abraham Washington - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 02:56:01 EST FT7fbyfG No.6214949 Reply
I'll win the title from Balor on RAW and kayfabe injure him for months.
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ODB - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 03:09:26 EST wpNmUNXA No.6214956 Reply
I will main event Wrestlemania next year.
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Stone Cold Steve Austin - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 03:55:03 EST FT7fbyfG No.6215894 Reply
That puppet in a box on RAW wasn't foreshadowing Bray Wyatt's return but MINE!!!
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Shane McMahon - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 16:11:53 EST dspZRbNa No.6216186 Reply
the biggest surprise on the smackdown after mania will be my appearance
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Kenny Omega - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 16:49:41 EST agwSnRKz No.6216214 Reply
Viceland will do an episode of Dark Side of the Ring about me in season 3
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El MurciŽlago - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 17:00:10 EST g7U2T0qC No.6216228 Reply
I will shoot myself in the fucking head with a fat gun on SDL
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Kobald - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 17:41:29 EST xVfv25Jl No.6216283 Reply
>>6216214

I will be on a podcast talking about how much I hated the episode in attempt to get a feud going.
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Kodama - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:43:32 EST WY7RYkDi No.6216864 Reply
I'm going to be caught working at a rub n' tug massage joint.
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Billy Gunn - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:45:30 EST rxIFjo4g No.6216866 Reply
I'm fucking Netjester with no condom.
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Mark Haskins - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 02:34:11 EST 29rFEQNh No.6217092 Reply
I will be found naked and high as a kite behind an Arbys with Scott Steiner's corpse.
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Starman - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 20:51:28 EST WY7RYkDi No.6217442 Reply
I'm in love with the pig hog, Roman reigns.
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Gran Naniwa - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 22:38:19 EST y73oDH6a No.6217546 Reply
>>6217516
Actually, you are 40, just checked.

I will milk ODB at a county fair this summer.
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Starman - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 02:03:20 EST FT7fbyfG No.6217632 Reply
I'll get a Julian Assange/Snowden type of gimmick as a heel but of course it will hilariously backfire and I'll be the most over face in the business for a couple months before Vince kills me.
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Greg Gagne - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 11:40:32 EST CwL37hf7 No.6217799 Reply
I'm going to feud with and bury the next NXT call-up.
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Shane Douglas - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 11:42:52 EST S0asfI0h No.6217800 Reply
>>6190858

I'm going to make a shocking return to build a SummerSlam program with the Undertaker, only for him to get injured and replaced by another WWE Legend--the Great Khali.
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Starman - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 17:22:21 EST WY7RYkDi No.6217965 Reply
>>6217795
Big show will do his stall segment again but I'll be in the same stall with him, giggling.
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Brian Pillman - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 19:47:20 EST RzTkP4b9 No.6218031 Reply
I'm the next indie signing to NXT that people will call overrated within 2 months
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Dementia - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 23:00:52 EST 29rFEQNh No.6218179 Reply
I'm starting a SWORDS AND SORCERY stable!
The next three RNG are with ME!
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Gedo - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 21:37:34 EST sXiAjUcs No.6218511 Reply
I will end Kofi's WWE title reign with the help of the next RNG, forming a tag team with them in the process.
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Lince Dorado - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 21:59:41 EST mHVC6D8M No.6218515 Reply
>>6218511

Good thing that "Old Day" bit has already been done. Now we won't have to.
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Kevin Thorn - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 22:23:16 EST 5l17+F3R No.6218525 Reply
I'm going to injure your favourite wrestler
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Grizzly Redwood - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 01:00:02 EST RfTP8sDN No.6218565 Reply
Bryan Alvarez is secretly crazy about me while Meltz hates my guts.
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Chris Masters - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 02:19:49 EST odxjTNom No.6218589 Reply
Me and the next two RNGs will form a stable to feud with the New Day.
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Lizzy Valentine - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 02:57:07 EST 1x1xN/No No.6218592 Reply
>>6218589

Let it be known that I am only a part of this stable because I fuck Kevin Dunn's sweet ass and this push is my reward.
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Adrian Adonis - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 06:04:54 EST yf09eetF No.6218606 Reply
I will be new NXT GM, before being fired and showing up in ROH
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Jamie Noble - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 00:24:07 EST CiDhZ9De No.6218984 Reply
I once stabbed a make a wish kid with a rusty knife
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Fritz Von Erich - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 01:49:57 EST 29rFEQNh No.6218999 Reply
I introduced vince to the "ligma" joke and now he wont stop using it on everyone, thinking it's the funniest thing ever.
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Kevin Steen - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 13:18:40 EST 7TYnWuPH No.6219101 Reply
I'm getting a new finisher, it's a 450.
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Miyako Matsumoto - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 15:52:57 EST cqKJliem No.6219152 Reply
I will win the Universal Title and do irreparable damage to the belt by drilling a large hole through the center do I can hang my dick out of it when I wear it to the ring.
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El Valiente - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 20:04:24 EST WY7RYkDi No.6219292 Reply
>>6219166
implying brock isnt a sexless ken-doll space marine invented in a lab with spare parts. by me.
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Mo - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 20:17:48 EST KZR8FUww No.6219303 Reply
I came up with the bridge noise for Aleister Black's entrance as a rib, but Vince loved it. Now Aleister beats me up every day :(
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El Valiente - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 13:21:37 EST WY7RYkDi No.6219723 Reply
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My new gimmick is sexy sax man.
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A.J. Styles - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 13:40:08 EST 9FYonAPF No.6219730 Reply
Talked to Vince about my vacation to an amusement park, and one of my favorite attractions was the "Viking Experience" the then rubbed his chin and uttered: "Viking Experience huh? This gives me an idea," and I was like ok whatevs
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Dakota Darsow - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 14:00:54 EST E360+aaa No.6219734 Reply
i came up with the viking experience name
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The Great Kabuki - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 16:05:24 EST TLz8eCPB No.6219784 Reply
I pick where the Impact twitch streams from by throwing darts at a map
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Jimmy Wang Yang - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 18:22:03 EST LUMg+nxK No.6219930 Reply
Me and Rosemary made a sex tape that will be shown live on ESPN during the NBA Finals.
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Anthony Nese - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 18:37:28 EST g7U2T0qC No.6219946 Reply
>>6219930
I filmed your sexcapades and got naked on camera myself. My tiny peen will be mocked for the rest of my natural born days
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Brad Maddox - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 07:47:03 EST QTCBa57G No.6220332 Reply
I'll be the next honorary member of the New Day.
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Ultimate Spider Jr. - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 08:46:55 EST DIKFKCIe No.6220367 Reply
I'll show up at the next Impact taping completely fucked up on cocaine. My drug fueled ramblings will be so bizarre that they'll have no choice but to air it.
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The Big Show - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 17:19:29 EST WY7RYkDi No.6220602 Reply
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I'm bringing back the RIGHT TO CENSOR for the modern political climate.
WHO IS WITH ME???
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Stan Lane - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 01:09:25 EST 29rFEQNh No.6220749 Reply
My new gimmick is standup comedian. Also I'm with Show.
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Sassy Stephie - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 01:53:51 EST FT7fbyfG No.6220755 Reply
>>6220602
Not me. I'll be your first real feud after you kill some geeks like Ryder & Hawkins.
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Jonathan Coachman - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 04:42:22 EST DIKFKCIe No.6220774 Reply
>>6220602
>Wight to Censor
I'll join the stable purely because of the name alone.
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Flip Kendrick - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 09:15:37 EST rdlAFNBY No.6220844 Reply
After hearing about Leaving Neverland, Vince will give me a singing pedophile gimmick.
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Norman Smiley - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 20:45:44 EST WY7RYkDi No.6221235 Reply
Vince is giving me an OJ Simpson gimmick. Quite tastless and very late to the party. White bronco segment was fun though. Even if Austin did it before.
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Tony Mamaluke - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 07:06:28 EST uTaRxXCB No.6221334 Reply
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>>6221235
I'll never forgive Vince if he tarnishes the Big Wiggle's good name.
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Billy Kidman - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 07:47:57 EST NxLYjpUf No.6221338 Reply
I'm the Viking Experience's new VKM-appointed manager
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Santino Marella - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 08:49:19 EST E1+Xybxh No.6221356 Reply
I've been lactating recently
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Mean Gene Okerlund - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 09:00:23 EST 7TYnWuPH No.6221358 Reply
I enjoyed Fallout 4 and 76. Todd is going to make me an referee in their next game.
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Mean Gene Okerlund - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 09:01:40 EST 7TYnWuPH No.6221359 Reply
>>6221358
I actually meant a Non playable character. Forgot that's also a buzzword now, hope this isn't cat planeted
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Akebono - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 15:29:30 EST b5DVHeh8 No.6221482 Reply
I am under the ring at every RAW show. Waiting.
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Slick Johnson - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 16:23:34 EST FT7fbyfG No.6221503 Reply
Am I? Your fire? The one? Desire? BELIEVE. When I say. That I want it that way.
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William Regal - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 16:27:08 EST cqKJliem No.6221509 Reply
After every show I stare at myself in the mirror naked and cry.
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Norman Smiley - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 17:44:11 EST WY7RYkDi No.6221534 Reply
Sometimes I just don't know what I'm doing anymore.
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Colonel DeBeers - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 18:39:45 EST z0bPliZN No.6221546 Reply
I'm gonna fuck that turkey puppet
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Sinister Minister - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 20:00:42 EST RfTP8sDN No.6221568 Reply
CM Punk will make his epic return in a feud with me and lose
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Becky Bayless - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 20:43:44 EST z0bPliZN No.6221578 Reply
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>>6221546
This is scary seeing as to how DeBeers won the turkey-on-a-pole match in AWA
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Axl Rotten - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 22:23:00 EST cqKJliem No.6221607 Reply
I'll debut on RAW with an uber-nerd gimmick as well as a new finisher named after a Linux term that I actually stole from the next RNG.
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Michael Tarver - Sat, 20 Apr 2019 11:27:56 EST 3ayx20MU No.6221730 Reply
my RNG is spamming #FREEBRITNEY on twitter
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MVP - Sat, 20 Apr 2019 16:11:27 EST 29rFEQNh No.6221803 Reply
I'm getting obnoxiously large breast implants. The nipples will be cockeyed.
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Kenta Kobashi - Sat, 20 Apr 2019 23:17:23 EST cswecamw No.6221940 Reply
I will invent the deadly and risky triple rotation moonsault, inspiring a generation of foolish 20 year old wannabees, only to eventually die three quarters of the way through one at an indie show in front of 35 people.
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Roderick Strong - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 08:50:53 EST O9UNFXgQ No.6222972 Reply
Meltzer gave/will give my retirement match 7 stars
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Nick Jackson - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 09:04:11 EST g7sYTb5g No.6222975 Reply
I injured Bryan as revenge for injuring half the roster during his time retired.
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Tito Santana - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 13:13:23 EST z54f/jWb No.6223055 Reply
I secretly have the largest cock in the world
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Too Cold Scorpio - Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:27:25 EST 29rFEQNh No.6223449 Reply
I play many mmorpg's in my spare time.
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Wil Maximo - Thu, 25 Apr 2019 11:25:00 EST 29rFEQNh No.6223859 Reply
Hogan's new sex tape is about to leak, starring me.
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Kazarian - Thu, 25 Apr 2019 22:32:02 EST FT7fbyfG No.6224200 Reply
I'm hard.
Hard for the next RNG that is.
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Duke Droese - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 19:52:06 EST 29rFEQNh No.6224945 Reply
I have an absurdly large collection of Furbies
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Jamie Knoble - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 20:15:06 EST Pk9q8Y4s No.6224960 Reply
Pat Patterson hired me because of my 12 inch cock
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Naomichi Marufuji - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 20:16:18 EST CiDhZ9De No.6224961 Reply
>>6190858
When I was signed I took a shit and hid it in the CEO's office. He has yet to find it all this time later.
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Nidia - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 00:13:12 EST G0uyKAOX No.6225025 Reply
My main motivation in wrestling is to be as good as Ricky Ortiz.
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Colonel DeBeers - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 09:17:15 EST q76WYIAV No.6225083 Reply
I fucked Lio Rush's wife while he was rehearsing
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The Rock - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 09:29:45 EST 1x1xN/No No.6225086 Reply
>>6225083

Actually, you got swerved. You were fucking my boy pussy the whole time. Lio Rush's wife was just in the locker room watching us and waiting for her husband to come back.
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Adam Cole - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 21:36:24 EST BcUlPdcB No.6225384 Reply
I'm an overrated manlet piece of shit who should be serving sandwiches in a Wawa.
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Ace Austin - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 21:46:00 EST 6lubTvqQ No.6225387 Reply
The post above mine is a lie, I'm the one that fits that description
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Chris Hero - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 23:08:38 EST cqKJliem No.6225435 Reply
I'll randomly show up on the next Smackdown to cut a promo that advocates parents having sex in front of their kids
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Irwin R. Schyster - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 03:38:16 EST 29rFEQNh No.6225478 Reply
I'm slowly eating several day old leftover mac n cheese while watching my career highlights on VHS, with a loaded pistol next to my plate.
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Madison Eagles - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 10:00:25 EST IUF7yOHu No.6225524 Reply
I'm the real Fucking Machine not Brian Cage
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Andy Douglas - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 03:38:58 EST 29rFEQNh No.6225893 Reply
I get all my memes from 9gag and print shirts of them as gifts.
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Lance Steel - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 07:36:52 EST m6YMfofx No.6225935 Reply
I got sentenced to wrestler's court for spoiling Endgame and tevealing that Haitch lied about being on it.
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Greg Excellent - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 18:30:40 EST WY7RYkDi No.6226142 Reply
Upon Roman's next entrance, the sex tape highlights of he and I will be played over the titan tron instead of his video.
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Lance Storm - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 19:42:39 EST cqKJliem No.6226189 Reply
I only have a job because the whole locker room likes playing with my penis. It's a pretty average dong, but for some reason the guys like pawing it back and forth like a cat does with yarn.
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SoCal Val - Thu, 02 May 2019 17:02:12 EST WY7RYkDi No.6227137 Reply
I had sexual relations with Shelly Martinez and CM Punk.
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Desmond Wolfe - Fri, 03 May 2019 02:54:39 EST AIn5HT/D No.6227326 Reply
I will be WWE champion in the year 2020.
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Snitsky - Sat, 04 May 2019 01:34:27 EST 29rFEQNh No.6227757 Reply
Vince is giving me a game of thrones gimmick in three years.
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Jun Akiyama - Sat, 04 May 2019 17:15:05 EST cqKJliem No.6228075 Reply
I'll be your best friend if you let me drink your pee.
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Dakota Darsow - Sat, 04 May 2019 17:38:17 EST rxIFjo4g No.6228086 Reply
It was my fault, not Snitsky's.
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Jacob Novak - Sat, 04 May 2019 20:11:25 EST 4whUyJgM No.6228146 Reply
I'm the one who killed your Firefox addons
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TAKA Michinoku - Sun, 05 May 2019 00:12:59 EST sXiAjUcs No.6228198 Reply
>>6228146
I will be the only wrestler to advocate for using Google Chrome instead, causing a massive Twitter shitstorm and getting fired from wherever I work.
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Turbo - Sun, 05 May 2019 01:15:31 EST iLe2GkB4 No.6228206 Reply
I will accidentally clothesline a fan during a spot by mistaking him for the actual plant that was supposed to take the clothesline. The fan will die later that night.
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Penny Banner - Mon, 06 May 2019 13:11:07 EST 0apCxHYd No.6228688 Reply
I fuck your wrestling waifu on the reg.
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Ed Ferrara - Mon, 06 May 2019 14:51:41 EST cqKJliem No.6228731 Reply
I will wrestle an hour long ladder match for the Universal Title only to have a huge purple dildo fall out of my ass when I finally grab the belt. Dave will rate it eight stars.
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Doug Basham - Tue, 07 May 2019 03:22:59 EST 29rFEQNh No.6229055 Reply
I am currently being arrested for DUI
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Earl Hebner - Wed, 08 May 2019 18:37:53 EST WY7RYkDi No.6230018 Reply
I'm joining Lacey and Lars to form an Alt-Reich stable.
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Ax - Wed, 08 May 2019 19:01:15 EST r3T/T12j No.6230029 Reply
I'm gonna kill Al Snow, cut his face off and put it on Head. Then I'll interfere in the MITB match with a gun in my hand, making the other competitors flee. I'll let Al Snow's head get the case, and the match that comes with the contract, and force them to get the champ in and the cash-in started by holding Michael Cole at gunpoint. They'll naturally have no chance but to crown Al Snow as the new champ, but I'll shoot Michael Cole anyways. Afterwards I'll go on a reign of terror with Al, working as his gun-wielding manager. The reign ends when Reigns challenges us at WM wearing a bulletproof vest, and in the match he spears Al Snow's face off of Head, forcing Al Snow's title reign to be erased as it was really Head in a mask all along. Needless to say, this also works as a face-turn for Head.
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Kurumi - Thu, 09 May 2019 14:05:09 EST CiDhZ9De No.6230425 Reply
>>6230018
I'll be part of the Woke exotico team (that Vince will book as heels) that feuds with your stable.
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Daivari - Thu, 09 May 2019 16:08:16 EST 3ayx20MU No.6230468 Reply
I'm going to die in the ring because drugs.
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LuFisto - Thu, 09 May 2019 18:14:35 EST VFy+Gyhu No.6230503 Reply
I'm going to die in the ring trying a new flippy move for the first time
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Cody Deaner - Thu, 09 May 2019 21:27:22 EST joELpfsV No.6230576 Reply
I'm gonna die in my next match because my opponent will put me in a shoot wristlock
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Sonny Siaki - Thu, 09 May 2019 21:28:04 EST cqKJliem No.6230577 Reply
I'm going to die in the ring because I will challenge the next RNG to a match with all weapons allowed, and he will bring a shotgun.
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Jimmy Wang Yang - Thu, 09 May 2019 21:29:07 EST BcUlPdcB No.6230578 Reply
I have full-blown AIDS and I do blade jobs in front of 50 people every weekend.
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Attache - Fri, 10 May 2019 11:46:35 EST 29rFEQNh No.6230764 Reply
I'm going to molest a child on live TV, thinking it was the right plant.
I dun goofed.
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Monty Brown - Fri, 10 May 2019 15:55:36 EST WY7RYkDi No.6230921 Reply
I'm a bag boy at the local grocery store now.
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Nick Patrick - Fri, 10 May 2019 19:15:49 EST LUMg+nxK No.6230993 Reply
>>6230990
IIRC, Monty retired to take care of a sick family member. I dont think hes bagging groceries but i hope hes doing something nice.
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Jessie McKay - Fri, 10 May 2019 19:36:28 EST SlgywPKz No.6230996 Reply
I once wrestled Hulk Hogan naked in a mudhouse for an 8ball of cocaine.
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Babe the Farmer's Daughter - Sat, 11 May 2019 00:15:08 EST 3ayx20MU No.6231068 Reply
I’m going to get a big push but the day of my title match I’m going to overdose on pills and die.
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Rocky Johnson - Sat, 11 May 2019 00:33:22 EST cqKJliem No.6231073 Reply
Vince is going to catch me in the locker room covering myself head to toe in poop and push me harder than Hogan, Austin, Rock and Cena combined.
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Dusty Rhodes - Sat, 11 May 2019 13:34:15 EST 5l17+F3R No.6231207 Reply
I'm the one who keeps bumping this
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Kodama - Sat, 11 May 2019 22:00:24 EST CiDhZ9De No.6231397 Reply
I once took a shit and put it in a sammich on the catering table, I was amazed to see the Miz eat the entire thing without noticing.
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Bobby The Brain Heenan - Sat, 11 May 2019 23:38:01 EST y73oDH6a No.6231421 Reply
>>6190858
I gave Rosemary free tickets to the Golden Corral buffet during her rehab.
Beat working for NoVaPro.
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Buddy Rogers - Sun, 12 May 2019 20:23:32 EST CiDhZ9De No.6231678 Reply
Macho and I Eiffel towered Stephanie
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Giant Bernard - Mon, 13 May 2019 20:21:34 EST WY7RYkDi No.6232163 Reply
I'm hereby issuing an open challenge to any RNG.
We're going to have a stairway to hell match.
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Ed Ferrara - Mon, 13 May 2019 20:35:51 EST BcUlPdcB No.6232173 Reply
>>6232163
I will do a run in and tip one of you off the ladder to start an angle that won't go anywhere. This will be the last significant thing I do in wrestling. I'll die unremembered five years later, a dish washer at a Chili's in South Dakota.
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Kharma - Mon, 13 May 2019 21:17:17 EST cqKJliem No.6232185 Reply
I'll issue a weekly open challenge on RAW to anyone who thinks they can bring me to orgasm in the middle of the ring.
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Eddie Guerrero - Tue, 14 May 2019 01:10:20 EST lACh8D9o No.6232271 Reply
>>6232185
I'll surprise you by showing exactly why my backstage nickname was 'the human tripod'
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Tony Atlas - Tue, 14 May 2019 09:12:08 EST NYPvYvas No.6232311 Reply
I'll be the one to come along and put a stop to RNG threads for good because they're stale as fuck and got old a couple of weeks after we started doing them.
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D-Ray 3000 - Tue, 14 May 2019 09:21:46 EST O9UNFXgQ No.6232313 Reply
>>6232311
I’ll be your mentor and teach you how to have fun. And I’ll also let you touch my feet.
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Cheyenne Cher - Tue, 14 May 2019 20:46:57 EST FT7fbyfG No.6232589 Reply
I'm fucking Charlotte/stallioning Andrade and it will eventually cause Andrade to lose his shit and cause a massive PR scandal.
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Skip Sheffield - Wed, 15 May 2019 01:29:25 EST 29rFEQNh No.6232690 Reply
I'm going to live to the ripe old age of 101.
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Nick Patrick - Wed, 15 May 2019 22:33:13 EST 29rFEQNh No.6233204 Reply
I'm so broke that I'm eating dog food right now.
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Pacman Jones - Wed, 15 May 2019 23:30:23 EST cqKJliem No.6233228 Reply
>>6233204
I offered you a gourmet steak dinner in exchange for guest hosting an episode of my podcast, but you rudely declined.
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Cactus Jack - Thu, 16 May 2019 16:30:45 EST WY7RYkDi No.6233579 Reply
My family has origins in very famous freak side shows.
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Leia Meow - Thu, 16 May 2019 18:06:36 EST lACh8D9o No.6233629 Reply
Hating injustice in all forms, I paid Lars' fine
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Sean O'Haire - Thu, 16 May 2019 22:48:54 EST cqKJliem No.6233811 Reply
HHH and Stephanie's have arranged for me to marry all of their daughters when they reach legal age. We'll be the most powerful polyamorous group in wrestling since Vince, HHH and Stephanie.
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Bubba Ray Dudley - Thu, 16 May 2019 23:30:13 EST nbNr4u3F No.6233847 Reply
I'll have my interesting gimmick stripped from me before bafflingly being rocketed to the main event scene at a total CAW and I'll orbit around the main event scene for the rest of my life despite not being over in any way.

If I'm already very CAW-like then I'll become a complete mute and whatever else it takes to make me even blander than I am.
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Atsushi Kotoge - Fri, 17 May 2019 17:50:53 EST WY7RYkDi No.6234169 Reply
My contract has a clause that allows me to not work with PERSONS OF COLOR.
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Fri, 17 May 2019 17:50:56 EST iLikEToleARn No.6234170 Reply
>>6234169
I bought a bunch of companies are going to continue the ridiculous contract that would mean he’d be willing to give a fuck about freedom of the older I've gotten to you.
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Kristal - Fri, 17 May 2019 20:58:21 EST nbNr4u3F No.6234265 Reply
I'll cause of wave sleazy un-PG programing after my controversial gimmick does gangbusters for some indy, such gangbusters that causes whichever company to completely ignore any kind of bad PR and just roll with it.
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Generalissimo Takada - Fri, 17 May 2019 23:05:28 EST DQFoU/Ek No.6234315 Reply
Tonight TMZ busts me for selling drugs to school children while dressed as a nun.
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Ebessan - Fri, 17 May 2019 23:16:56 EST cqKJliem No.6234321 Reply
I'll be the center part of a human centipede with the next two RNGs and start a feud with The New Day.
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Jasmine St. Claire - Sat, 18 May 2019 05:16:38 EST V6OydAK3 No.6234380 Reply
I threw a birthday party last year and the only person who showed up was Luther Reigns
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Evangelina - Sat, 18 May 2019 19:47:52 EST do3MNKex No.6234617 Reply
I'm replacing Big E in the New Day.
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Billy Gunn - Sat, 18 May 2019 20:03:00 EST 5l17+F3R No.6234620 Reply
I'm going to die live at Double or Nothing
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Command Bolshoi - Sun, 19 May 2019 21:30:54 EST nbNr4u3F No.6235193 Reply
Next big MeToo sex scandal here baby.
A victim of the next RNG I mean.
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AKIRA - Sun, 19 May 2019 21:33:44 EST hhRmYXs8 No.6235198 Reply
Pac vs Page at Double or Nothing will be replaced with me vs the RNG below me.
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Ricky Reyes - Sun, 19 May 2019 22:30:34 EST cqKJliem No.6235243 Reply
>>6235198
We'll do a bunch of flippy stuff for five minutes before the next two RNGs interfere and AEW commissioner Teddy Long comes out to announce the main event with all four of us in A TAG TEAM MATCH, PLAYA
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Jackson James - Sun, 19 May 2019 22:32:14 EST do3MNKex No.6235244 Reply
>>6235243
I'm going into business for myself during this match. It's gonna suck.
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Mustafa Said - Tue, 21 May 2019 04:03:10 EST nbNr4u3F No.6236146 Reply
I'll start an indy that will have an almost revolutionary never before seen style that will struggle to stay alive constantly and will be ripped off by big companies which will lead them to another boom period.
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Naomi - Tue, 21 May 2019 23:21:02 EST sGZwff1s No.6236576 Reply
I get into arguments on wrestling message boards
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ODB - Wed, 22 May 2019 00:44:34 EST ScPKSNsp No.6236595 Reply
>>6190858
I was caught masturbating to a picture of Stephanie McMahon and she rewarded me for it.
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Teddy Long - Wed, 22 May 2019 00:50:58 EST BcUlPdcB No.6236600 Reply
>>6236595
I was caught masturbating to the idea of ODB masturbating to a picture of Stephanie McMahon.
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Kimona Wanaleya - Wed, 22 May 2019 12:46:03 EST WY7RYkDi No.6236740 Reply
I like to relax in a kiddie pool filled with rum.
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Tracy Smothers - Wed, 22 May 2019 13:16:20 EST +cJmVlUp No.6236757 Reply
I am really two Mexican minis in disguise.
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Domino - Thu, 23 May 2019 03:08:29 EST 29rFEQNh No.6237057 Reply
I make the biggest scenes at every Christmas party but continue being invited back because I'm Vince's favorite.
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Balls Mahoney - Thu, 23 May 2019 17:35:36 EST WY7RYkDi No.6237295 Reply
I've sent a dick pic to every RNG in this thread.
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Primo - Fri, 24 May 2019 22:19:26 EST DQFoU/Ek No.6237742 Reply
I'm returning with a BARBARIAN gimmick
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Shane McMahon - Fri, 24 May 2019 22:42:58 EST ISVkPzm7 No.6237749 Reply
I will become the first AEW champion and then I will have sex with it on the PPV.
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Kenny King - Fri, 24 May 2019 22:52:27 EST cqKJliem No.6237753 Reply
>>6237749
I will march down to the ring and cut a promo about Christianity to stop your sex in progress, but I'll be cut short when the next RNG challenges the both of us to a triple threat match.
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Headbanger Mosh - Sat, 25 May 2019 20:35:15 EST 29rFEQNh No.6238569 Reply
Former refs have been getting up to a lot of nonsense in these threads. I put them all up to it.
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Charles Robinson - Wed, 29 May 2019 03:04:41 EST 29rFEQNh No.6241520 Reply
I'm a vampire IRL, the next RNG will be my familiar.
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Johnny Grunge - Wed, 29 May 2019 04:01:14 EST 4pzixsHu No.6241536 Reply
I will be the new Ted Turner
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Dick the Bruiser - Wed, 29 May 2019 08:53:55 EST YILbGvXF No.6241587 Reply
I will poison Vince McMahons steak wrap
as well as loosen the screws on one of his weight machines
as well as spike his cocaine with fentanyl

all in an attempt to finally put him down, and even then I'm not sure I will be successful.
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Vito Thomaselli - Thu, 30 May 2019 02:35:57 EST 29rFEQNh No.6241977 Reply
I'm bringing drunken boxing into kayfabe.
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Nunzio - Thu, 30 May 2019 06:10:34 EST rbOOwL+v No.6242025 Reply
I will be the head trainer at AEW's developmental territory, Impact Wrestling.
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Penny Banner - Thu, 30 May 2019 06:13:05 EST V7SZz9j+ No.6242026 Reply
Spardot collects amiibos, I obviously eat them
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Kazarian - Thu, 30 May 2019 08:59:53 EST xPD2Mbv0 No.6242051 Reply
I debut at AEW's next PPV to a huge reaction but shit my pants and fall over backwards
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Attache - Thu, 30 May 2019 10:42:32 EST 1NFXpi+2 No.6242093 Reply
I was supposed to be the wildcard. Not Hangman Page.
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Mr. Aguila - Thu, 30 May 2019 10:58:04 EST L3x5ESIU No.6242102 Reply
HHH is going to sign me to a huge contract as a 'fuck you' to AEW.
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Richie Steamboat - Thu, 30 May 2019 23:06:23 EST nbNr4u3F No.6242471 Reply
I'll be planted by Uncle Paul™ into company like DG or Impact and have a solid midcard run there but my real mission will be to recruit half the roster for NXT
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Lash LeRoux - Fri, 31 May 2019 00:02:04 EST JMqLojto No.6242493 Reply
I'm going to be the first person to audibly fart on a televised AEW show.
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Mike Awesome - Fri, 31 May 2019 00:58:25 EST 29rFEQNh No.6242515 Reply
>>6242493
>leading to a fart feud with Jericho.
I'll try to join in but shart my first attempt.
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Nunzio - Sat, 01 Jun 2019 01:22:18 EST 29rFEQNh No.6242990 Reply
My new gimmick will be, being five years late to internet memes.
Stay tuned for DAT BOI!
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Road Warrior Animal - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 19:26:36 EST 29rFEQNh No.6244019 Reply
These aren't breast implants, they are cancerous tumors.
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Tyler Reks - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 20:23:52 EST cqKJliem No.6244042 Reply
I'm going to adopt a new gimmick that blatantly rips off Dookie Man, and my new finisher will be the Enema Suplex.
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Ivan Koloff - Mon, 03 Jun 2019 22:19:23 EST 29rFEQNh No.6244843 Reply
I have a bronzed turd from vince as a living room center piece.
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Samoa Joe - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 01:12:11 EST z+6M5WK3 No.6244950 Reply
I was supposed to be on American Airlines Flight 11, but I tore my urethra on the subway trying to Grab Dem Cakes in memory of JYD so I had to go to the hospital.
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Rikishi - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 07:08:41 EST iVSK5WcY No.6245025 Reply
my imminent death will be linked to a huge scandal involving wwe
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 21:04:11 EST BcUlPdcB No.6245452 Reply
I'll be the second wrestler to die this week. The third wrestler to die this week will have had a four star or better match with the RNG after me.
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Isis The Amazon - Thu, 06 Jun 2019 00:46:11 EST 29rFEQNh No.6246057 Reply
I started selling female wrestler's used underpants on the dark web.
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Apple Miyuki - Thu, 06 Jun 2019 19:00:13 EST WY7RYkDi No.6246507 Reply
I work at your local taco bell.
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Danshoku Dino - Fri, 07 Jun 2019 20:53:19 EST WY7RYkDi No.6247406 Reply
I'm going to die to immigrant rape gangs.
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Riho - Fri, 07 Jun 2019 21:10:15 EST 5l17+F3R No.6247420 Reply
I'm going to have Undertaker executed for nearly killing Goldberg
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The Iron Sheik - Fri, 07 Jun 2019 21:14:04 EST It2BUKqt No.6247421 Reply
I am the Shining Wizard everyone named that move after.
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Carols Colon - Sat, 08 Jun 2019 07:30:20 EST r6XmT+04 No.6247621 Reply
I'm going to die in the ring at the next saudi PPV and Vince will do a storyline of me haunting him for the next year
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Chris Harris - Thu, 13 Jun 2019 11:01:52 EST 29rFEQNh No.6250338 Reply
I taught Priscilla Kelly all her moves.
EVERY THING.
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Trytan - Thu, 13 Jun 2019 23:01:33 EST nbNr4u3F No.6250556 Reply
When WWE is up for sale in 10-20 years I'll swoop in out of nowhere and beat Disney to the punch to buy it.
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Paul Bearer - Fri, 14 Jun 2019 02:03:16 EST iLe2GkB4 No.6250573 Reply
I'm secretly a very famous ntr hentai artist.
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Pedro Morales - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 03:04:39 EST nbNr4u3F No.6251000 Reply
I'll do a "wacky dysfunctional tag team" gimmick with Ricardo Milos.
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Rey Bucanero - Sun, 16 Jun 2019 04:55:23 EST 29rFEQNh No.6251341 Reply
I am just going to go on a rant about MINORITIES on live TV.
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Mark Briscoe - Sun, 16 Jun 2019 05:38:01 EST iVSK5WcY No.6251344 Reply
i will become AEW's head booker and make every angle i'm involved in a fetish submission match with joshis
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Terry Funk - Sun, 16 Jun 2019 11:35:55 EST G0uyKAOX No.6251385 Reply
I'm gonna unify the WWE Raw Eomen's title with the 24/7 title and reward the belt to the hardest working prostitute I know and then all the hookers can fight for it after that idc
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Veronica - Mon, 17 Jun 2019 21:29:31 EST 29rFEQNh No.6252042 Reply
I've been stealing Sarah Logan's panties.
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Kenny King - Sun, 23 Jun 2019 00:23:55 EST SCdGd6Wt No.6254480 Reply
I didn't make the cut for the Natural Born Thrillers.
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Jorge Skayde Rivera - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 00:53:06 EST S1fK5qPh No.6258727 Reply
I am force feeding rosemary
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Damien 666 - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 02:50:45 EST b6Ee22oP No.6258750 Reply
I go on wrestling message boards and argue about trivial bs
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Mean Gene Okerlund - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 10:08:24 EST Au6YzO+W No.6258897 Reply
I have murdered and replaced Vince Russo in a clever disguise, and am currently profiting by doing a parody version of him that people take seriously.
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Hieracon - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 10:28:27 EST YILbGvXF No.6258905 Reply
>>6258897
in order for Mean Gene RNG to do this, I helped him fake his own death
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Player Uno - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 10:42:24 EST L3x5ESIU No.6258911 Reply
the president is taking me to North Korea along with 9 other celebrities that Kim Jong personally asked to meet.
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Ring Ryda Red - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 10:56:25 EST ytpEPA/P No.6258916 Reply
>>6258911
i was invited as well but get all of us thrown into prison camps because i pulled an otto warmbier and tried to steal a flag
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Ranjin Singh - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 11:38:31 EST WkgtECTU No.6258927 Reply
>>6258916
I was the devils advocate who egged you on to steal the flag knowing what would happen to you
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The Gobbledy Gooker - Mon, 01 Jul 2019 04:56:18 EST nUEJMtM3 No.6259491 Reply
I'm going to make putting tarps over seats my gimmick.
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Charlie Haas - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 18:19:50 EST 1/S/IEzo No.6265379 Reply
I'm bringing back shitting into rookie's gear bags and lunch boxes.
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Johnny C. - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 00:31:00 EST 29rFEQNh No.6265504 Reply
>>6265379
I didn't notice my lunch had been replaced with how awful my SO/Mother's cooking is.
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LuFisto - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 01:37:36 EST IIi7o9Gr No.6265514 Reply
Dave Meltzer reported my serious neck injury, so to prove him wrong I'll take nasty neck bumps every night, leading to my death.
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Bullfight Sora - Tue, 16 Jul 2019 18:30:46 EST kDhu5Ddp No.6268491 Reply
I'll lose a retirement or loser leaves match against Roman Reigns to a chorus of boos bringing back Reigns heat in full force.
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Blue Demon - Tue, 16 Jul 2019 19:07:33 EST It2BUKqt No.6268508 Reply
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, their soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, they chose the path of perpetual torment. In their ravenous hatred they found no peace; and with boiling blood they scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged them. They wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of their sword named them…my RNG.
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Lucky Cannon - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 01:35:52 EST 29rFEQNh No.6270264 Reply
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This is completely my fault, but Shane Douglas has fallen on really hard times.
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Mikey - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 07:08:32 EST WkgtECTU No.6270313 Reply
Everytime I play The Sims I make a normal family with a husband, wife, daughter, and an atrocious looking hell spawn of a child that by all rights should have been an abortion. I place the ugly child in the basement of my house and remove the stairs so he remains stuck in there. The basement is filled with paint canvases and I max out his creativity skill. Every day, every hour, and every minute is spent on painting over and over again. He pisses on the floor all the time and begs for food but he still remains in that basement to paint portraits. I sell the portraits he makes and make a decent living with those alone. Little do all my neighbors know that these beautiful portraits I sold were made by a forgotten monster kept in my basement.
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Toshie Uematsu - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 07:39:59 EST okLfaA4i No.6270320 Reply
Every time I play the Sims I make everyone go into one small room then sell all the doors. I laugh as they cry, piss and shit on the floor and fall asleep in their own mess
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Curt Hawkins - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 07:42:34 EST 5l17+F3R No.6270322 Reply
I don't play the Sims. I have a penis.
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Bob Backlund - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 12:50:49 EST RsDRXIPn No.6270390 Reply
>>6270360
Fuck your blood scale Muta i will be the next scale for bloodbaths.
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Kevin Sullivan - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 13:00:14 EST nzjWIPQX No.6270397 Reply
I will have a same sex relationship with MJF for even more heat
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Lanny Poffo - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 14:30:51 EST cqKJliem No.6270447 Reply
I collect amiibos from other wrestlers in exchange for letting them spread my butt cheeks and blow gently into my asshole.
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The Machine - Tue, 23 Jul 2019 21:55:15 EST kDhu5Ddp No.6272559 Reply
I'll steal Owens' anti-corporate rebel gimmick after he shoot leaves the company soon after jobbing to Shane.
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Shayne Hawke - Tue, 23 Jul 2019 22:03:27 EST L3x5ESIU No.6272565 Reply
I'm addicted to drugs and the roar of the crowd.
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The Machine - Wed, 24 Jul 2019 04:45:34 EST kDhu5Ddp No.6272648 Reply
>>6272605
Would mark. Even if it would realistically be someone like Harper or one of the Raiders doing a shitty Berzerker impression.
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Machete - Wed, 24 Jul 2019 12:33:40 EST jhCEaMbx No.6272784 Reply
I will be sent by FOX to derail the first AEW on TBT show.
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Boddy Roode - Wed, 24 Jul 2019 12:39:56 EST ytpEPA/P No.6272796 Reply
i will accidentally hayabusa myself live on tv on AEW's first show, sending the entire pro wrestling industry into a new dark age where everyone is relegated to working neo-territory outlaw mudshows
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Arn Anderson - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 06:46:00 EST kDhu5Ddp No.6274967 Reply
I'll be the first big name to rebel against AEW, jumping ship and taking a chunk of the roster with me to start a company where I'll book myself to win the 1st world title in a battle royal.
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Rikishi - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 06:53:28 EST +D7su2KM No.6274970 Reply
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>Kirt still hasn't updated RNGs
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Flip Kendrick - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 10:11:40 EST LRnd2OKD No.6275023 Reply
I got beat up by Joey Janela irl
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Rick Martel - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 10:15:11 EST YILbGvXF No.6275027 Reply
I watched Flip Kendrick RNG beat up Joey Janela IRL and did nothing to stop it, even got a chuckle out of it.
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Azreal - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 10:16:45 EST sz2of1xM No.6275029 Reply
I will start a feud with Omega in AEW and post Kotas nudes on titantrons on live tv.
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Hallowicked - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 15:40:28 EST jhCEaMbx No.6275582 Reply
I will be arrested for pimping out Joshi wrestlers to the AEW roster
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Douglas Williams - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 15:52:35 EST It2BUKqt No.6275583 Reply
I'm the one who told the Russos to kill off Tony Stark in Endgame.
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Headbanger Trasher - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 16:46:05 EST cqKJliem No.6275606 Reply
I'm currently using my savings to finance a 5 hour period drama in which I will play Marie Antoinette while wearing my usual ring gear.
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Nick Bockwinkel - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 18:22:36 EST JMqLojto No.6275646 Reply
Did you hear The Rock and Batista are going to be starring in a remake of The Three Amigos? Well, it just so happens I've been tapped to be the third amigo.
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Gordon Solie - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 22:24:13 EST kDhu5Ddp No.6275848 Reply
I'll get a native/savage spearchucker gimmick like Saba Simba.
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Dr. Death Steve Williams - Tue, 30 Jul 2019 00:01:13 EST 29rFEQNh No.6275914 Reply
I'm wrestling my next match with a hugely visible erection.
I'm talking pringles can.
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Mad Dog Vachon - Thu, 01 Aug 2019 05:03:58 EST kDhu5Ddp No.6277310 Reply
I'll have the most progressive match in history when me and the next opposite sex RNG have a bloodbath on a WWE PPV.
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Lillian Garcia - Fri, 02 Aug 2019 06:03:18 EST LUMg+nxK No.6277996 Reply
i picked a female night elf and pretended i was a girl to get free gold during The Burning Crusade WOW expansion
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Annie Social - Fri, 02 Aug 2019 06:37:58 EST nJGnEsIr No.6278001 Reply
I pushed that thing over on Roman Reigns.
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Sean O'Haire - Mon, 05 Aug 2019 17:31:53 EST AesXxt9r No.6279426 Reply
Roman and I are life partners/
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Johnny - Mon, 05 Aug 2019 17:49:03 EST /0PaO8FZ No.6279441 Reply
I contracted hep c from the RNG below me due to a ruptured hemroid
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Dutch Mantel - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 02:17:58 EST VsqIuhiU No.6281036 Reply
I'm the manager who will be caught in a huge scandal from sexually assaulting the members of the band
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Anthony Nese - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 03:20:25 EST h1FYSX1b No.6281050 Reply
I’m going to cost Naito the G1.
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Nick Papagiorgio - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 03:27:46 EST xytHH3MU No.6281052 Reply
I will run in on Sunday, DQing and costing Seth the match by giving him an aggressive blowjob.
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Human Tornado - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 03:37:05 EST F4danWfB No.6281053 Reply
I'm gonna join Matt Riddle in interrupting the Goldberg vs Ziggler match, and the next day I'll be the hottest NXT Signee
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LuFisto - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 05:45:09 EST asTfMc+B No.6281062 Reply
I've had it with Bryan Alvarez of WON.
I can't tolerate his voice anymore.
I must do something.
I'm willing to break into his house and disable his studio equipment.
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Joe E. Legend - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 01:27:49 EST 29rFEQNh No.6285611 Reply
I'm a hidden character in the latest game. Due to unforeseen bug, I will be completely nude when played in certain arenas.
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Sinn Bodhi - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 08:27:47 EST BcUlPdcB No.6285661 Reply
I shid and fard and cumed my pant
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Blackjack Mulligan - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 18:21:22 EST AesXxt9r No.6286407 Reply
I set Kevin Nash up to be in that situation that summer.
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Terra Ryzin - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 20:20:34 EST 5l17+F3R No.6286446 Reply
I'm going to report this thread - it'll backfire and I'll be banned instead
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Adrian Adonis - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 20:21:44 EST cqKJliem No.6286448 Reply
I'm going to start a new career reviewing anal sex toys on Youtube and make more money in a single year than in my entire time wrestling.
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Sayaka Obihiro - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 23:09:46 EST 29rFEQNh No.6286541 Reply
What's the over under on dead RNGs now?

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