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Billy Kidman - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:46:54 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6190858
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THEY TOOK THE BOARD DOWN TO GET US BUT WE AINT DED edition
>Arn diddled me and I squealed, leading to his firing.
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Fire Ant - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:51:09 EST ID:qbpTx5xG No.6190862 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the new and sole writer for WWE.
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El Santo - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:54:40 EST ID:8VZCbkUI No.6190864 Ignore Report Reply
I will get into a drunken fight with TJP wrestlemania weekend, where I mistake him for TAKA Minchinoku
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Sable - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:56:19 EST ID:G0uyKAOX No.6190866 Ignore Report Reply
I fucked Otis and Mandy Rose in the same night.
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Joey Styles - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:59:09 EST ID:sUFiWdXC No.6190868 Ignore Report Reply
WWE has forgotten I'm on the payroll and I sit at home and collect cheques
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Vincent J. McMahon - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:59:56 EST ID:q76WYIAV No.6190869 Ignore Report Reply
I miss daffneys tits
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Cody Rhodes - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:04:03 EST ID:31ebl9c5 No.6190874 Ignore Report Reply
I embalmed Katie Vick
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Bob Backlund - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:07:26 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6190875 Ignore Report Reply
HHH filmed two videos of me impregnating Stephanie, and I have no idea who he asked to do the third one.
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Poison Sawada JULIE - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:10:44 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6190880 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the reason /wooo/ went down and its all because I'm still bitter about wrestlechan!
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Kid Kash - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:29:12 EST ID:QvKTLM+8 No.6190889 Ignore Report Reply
I took the Riddle dick pic
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Mochi Miyagi - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:50:21 EST ID:bWZ+YR1t No.6190898 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the next one to have a nude leak and will be revealed to have a hog on par with Matt Riddle's.
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Hikaru Shida - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:54:19 EST ID:9PpOH2E3 No.6190900 Ignore Report Reply
vince signed me just to fuck with conrad
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Harvey Wippleman - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:09:01 EST ID:wiwxfPZ6 No.6190962 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190869
lol


I am why TJP got his release.
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El Alebrije - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:21:52 EST ID:tZm8kX8N No.6190990 Ignore Report Reply
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Did someone say dafftits?

Also I was raped by new jack. Several times.
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Mercedes Martinez - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:24:25 EST ID:9vmro932 No.6190992 Ignore Report Reply
I'm Vince McMahon's supplier for dick pills.
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Droz - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:27:00 EST ID:fRkxX2q7 No.6190994 Ignore Report Reply
I'm in talks with AEW to come in as a 5th EVP
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Maven - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:27:08 EST ID:1pooxecV No.6190995 Ignore Report Reply
I'm gay
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Poison Sawada JULIE - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:29:01 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6190997 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6190994
He'll be the "tank" in their next invasion.
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Hernandez - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:29:17 EST ID:IufkVdst No.6190998 Ignore Report Reply
I'll get shot up on PCP, punch out a cop and then drive a tractor into the side of a bridge.
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Billy Kidman - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:29:29 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6190999 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190995
yeah, no shit.
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Jun Akiyama - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:38:21 EST ID:6abE7GQ6 No.6191005 Ignore Report Reply
I only watch WWE, and I watched most of that on fast forward
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Vito Thomaselli - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 18:56:00 EST ID:K20kw6yS No.6191007 Ignore Report Reply
I will be the first in the wrestling business to buy a banner on /wooo/
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Maven - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:07:07 EST ID:NXeL3SuG No.6191017 Ignore Report Reply
I will win the RAW tag-team titles at Mania by teaming with Goldberg's son, but will be forced to drop them the next night after he fails a drug test.
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Kevin Thorn - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:32:18 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6191025 Ignore Report Reply
I'll get explicitly kayfabe killed and brought back by Taker or Kane and it will win worst gimmick or whatever award.
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Cary Silkin - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:33:26 EST ID:R3or/RMq No.6191027 Ignore Report Reply
I will be AEW's authority figure.
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Kaz Hayashi - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:37:06 EST ID:ies3J/kp No.6191030 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to sneeze on Vince Mcmahon and get real shit dumped on me next monday night
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Ciclope - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:42:40 EST ID:G5mIo1Df No.6191033 Ignore Report Reply
I'm having an affair with Jim Ross
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Mil M‡scaras - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:45:35 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.6191035 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6191027
>mfw
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Gree Ant - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:03:14 EST ID:DucfTAdh No.6191041 Ignore Report Reply
I will be the next lover of Kota Ibushi
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Gree Ant - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:08:23 EST ID:DucfTAdh No.6191045 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191025
...soooooo the vampire gimmick again?
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Douglas Williams - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:10:15 EST ID:JMqLojto No.6191048 Ignore Report Reply
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I'm going to be out of action for the next 6 months because I broke my neck playing Twister.
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Konnan - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:41:27 EST ID:agwSnRKz No.6191100 Ignore Report Reply
I’m the next in line to get nudes leaked.
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Britani Knight - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:44:31 EST ID:Wf9hRuBX No.6191104 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191100
andre.gif
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Rico - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:11:03 EST ID:y73oDH6a No.6191143 Ignore Report Reply
I will win Allie's soul back from James Mitchell via a horrifingly vicious game of hungry hungry hippos.
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Mad Dog Vachon - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:19:28 EST ID:ZKUzQR7J No.6191162 Ignore Report Reply
My sextape will leak any day now
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P.N. News - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:21:28 EST ID:gWmWN2jl No.6191169 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the next wrestler to die.
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Blackjack Mulligan - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 21:27:14 EST ID:CTohSZlp No.6191177 Ignore Report Reply
The next Raw after Mania will be heavily centered around my return/debut.
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Muscle Sakai - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 22:30:55 EST ID:G0uyKAOX No.6191222 Ignore Report Reply
Everyone on this board wants my cock
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Abdullah the Butcher - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 22:36:56 EST ID:jHw0dhNJ No.6191225 Ignore Report Reply
I got TJP fired.
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Daniel Puder - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 22:39:27 EST ID:9BlRZaGX No.6191226 Ignore Report Reply
I will be Kenny Omega's next 6 star opponent.
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Tully Blanchard - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 22:44:43 EST ID:FZWO2ADF No.6191231 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to AEW and injuring PAC on the first day.
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Super Hentai - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:21:38 EST ID:odxjTNom No.6191242 Ignore Report Reply
I locked the dogs in the pool area.
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Michael McGillicutty - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:49:08 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6191251 Ignore Report Reply
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I'm gonna expose myself to as many carcinogens as possible in an attempt to overshadow Roman's cancer comeback, but my plan will fail miserably when I die a painful death from lymphoma.
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:49:11 EST ID: iLikEToleARn No.6191252 Report Reply
>>6191251
21st to the challenge was to be revealed in an attempt to overshadow roman's cancer comeback, but it is.
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Michael McGillicutty - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:50:14 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6191253 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191252
Fuck off NJ, this is for RNGs only.
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Kevin Thorn - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:02:27 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6191262 Ignore Report Reply
Me and the next female RNG will be the first wrestling super-couple to get along long enough to have a kid. No idea if he'll be some kind of guaranteed HoFer great though.
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Kevin Thorn - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:02:58 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6191263 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191262
shit RNG didn't reset yet
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Jimmy Hart - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:23:35 EST ID:Ork0iRnh No.6191265 Ignore Report Reply
I will make an embarrassing tweet about the Paige movie next year during Oscar season.
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Ranjin Singh - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:32:17 EST ID:L2cydIHN No.6191267 Ignore Report Reply
I Can't wait to sink what's left of Raw's ratings to an absolute 0.
My Universal title run will destroy any chance this company had of regaining it's former glory
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Amazing Red - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:36:04 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6191268 Ignore Report Reply
I dutch oven'd the Young stallions every night they were in Japan. The next RNG would help hold them down.
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Dos Caras - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:46:47 EST ID:exVPSkSh No.6191271 Ignore Report Reply
>I will be a surprise entrant in The 2019 Greatest Royal Rumble only to be eliminated in 2 minutes by Sheamus
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Rhett Titus - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:49:07 EST ID:T2hDdfNw No.6191272 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191265
I believe it
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Hikari Minami - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:52:17 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6191273 Ignore Report Reply
Me and Rosemary made a sex tape and it will be a timed release on all major platforms.

Pre-order now to get post-coitus conversation 3 days early and maybe a piece of Rosemary's panties (while supplies last)
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The Gobbledy Gooker - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 01:14:34 EST ID:0AcdH2Qk No.6191281 Ignore Report Reply
I'll have a shitty battle royal in a bingo hall named after me
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Danny Doring - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 02:28:41 EST ID:5RLSisBr No.6191302 Ignore Report Reply
I will be part of Bray Wyatt's new gimmick
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Akebono - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 06:46:35 EST ID:a+hJbIuK No.6191325 Ignore Report Reply
I am the new GM of Impact! wrestling.
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Chris Benoit - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 07:03:59 EST ID:Y/2xn6lo No.6191329 Ignore Report Reply
If the RNGs don't get updated I will murder Kirt and Spardot
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Ravashing Rick Rude - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 07:09:08 EST ID:NYJpzJL4 No.6191330 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191329
Someone in Back?
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Pat Patterson - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 07:12:52 EST ID:0HHuaCWE No.6191335 Ignore Report Reply
I'll be the next wwe star to pop for roids/etc on a test
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Matt Morgan - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 09:09:25 EST ID:ZkQzR+mp No.6191361 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191329
oh no
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Brock Lesnar Guy - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 09:12:28 EST ID:KYnQl5wD No.6191362 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191329

Is this what you really want?
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Christ Sabin - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 11:20:32 EST ID:5G1hxHbd No.6191388 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858
I am an sleeper agent planted by Vince to take down AEW from within.
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Titus O'Neil - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 12:11:28 EST ID:dbIqiw2H No.6191398 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190990
who is this chick and moar?
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Hikari Minami - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 12:13:44 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6191400 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6191398
>Who is this chick
>Not knowing Daffney

Educate yourself.
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Brian Kendrick - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 12:24:16 EST ID:ylU4JLQy No.6191409 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191400
Lol what a ripoff of Harley Quinn a character from the 2016 film Suicide Squad
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Titus O'Neil - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 12:44:49 EST ID:dbIqiw2H No.6191413 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191400
I'm just here for the lewdz, d00dz
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Britani Knight - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 12:47:35 EST ID:Wf9hRuBX No.6191415 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191413
her nickname was the scream queen iirc
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Gillberg - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 23:10:26 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6191956 Ignore Report Reply
>>6191262
re-rolling for this
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Sangriento - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 00:14:15 EST ID:7TYnWuPH No.6191999 Ignore Report Reply
I'm facing the Undertaker at Mania
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Matt Striker - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 00:29:57 EST ID:6qfnPLds No.6192001 Ignore Report Reply
I'm extremely ticklish.
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The Boogeyman - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 02:12:34 EST ID:T3pNx6NP No.6192034 Ignore Report Reply
Roman will be put against me for his return match, but I'll fuck up so badly in the opening spot that Roman will be on the shelf for another 3 years.
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Evan Karagias - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 04:04:49 EST ID:F4danWfB No.6192051 Ignore Report Reply
I may or may not have participated in certain Fetish Japanese Adult Videos.

Hell, I was one of the masked men in Fuckdown
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Private Eye - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 04:06:13 EST ID:chqFd5le No.6192052 Ignore Report Reply
Roman having cancer was my idea
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Private Eye - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 04:11:36 EST ID:chqFd5le No.6192054 Ignore Report Reply
>>6192052
Who the fuck is Private Eye
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Jonny Fairplay - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 04:50:44 EST ID:0GkI/dqB No.6192065 Ignore Report Reply
I am Daniel Bryan's Wrestlemania opponent.
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Bill DeMott - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 06:08:15 EST ID:h+x5bfPY No.6192075 Ignore Report Reply
I will hold a knife to Kirt's throat and force him to update /wooo/'s RNG list
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Adam Bomb - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 06:16:02 EST ID:BdhX044k No.6192077 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6192075
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Hikaru Shida - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 06:34:48 EST ID:KWfDup7F No.6192083 Ignore Report Reply
When Roman's cancer is confirmed to be fake, I'll be the new top guy.
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Colonel DeBeers - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 07:11:02 EST ID:BNMbhrm1 No.6192099 Ignore Report Reply
I had passionate anal sex with Finn Balor yesterday
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Heidenreich - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 07:35:33 EST ID:o+TI55i5 No.6192102 Ignore Report Reply
>>6192099
Well it would be the most interesting thing Finn's done in years.

I mail snakes to my list of enemies.
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ODB - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 16:25:22 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6192317 Ignore Report Reply
Hornswaggle and I will headline wrestlemania in a handicap match vs Rousey after an unfortunate event puts out lynch and charles.
The RNG below me is directly responsible for Lynch and Charles' sidelining after some overly elaborate Rube Goldberg-eqsue trap.
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Kofi Kingston - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 17:10:27 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6192335 Ignore Report Reply
>>6192317
rollan
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William Perry - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 18:37:30 EST ID:rxIFjo4g No.6192410 Ignore Report Reply
I'm not training for my next match because I'm too busy fucking all of your moms.
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Kana - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 19:07:05 EST ID:Dn9slrQw No.6192439 Ignore Report Reply
I will start talking about Benoit while doing guest commentary
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Phineas I. Godwinn - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 19:10:19 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6192443 Ignore Report Reply
>>6192439
ASUKA NO
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Skip Sheffield - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 20:39:06 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6192511 Ignore Report Reply
I will smoke enough crack to start a new Industrial Revolution.
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Tiger Mask - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 21:01:34 EST ID:dvxea87z No.6192523 Ignore Report Reply
>>6192511
PG Legend Ryback at it again
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Ted Turner - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 21:11:40 EST ID:0WH19XzH No.6192534 Ignore Report Reply
Leave Jiren to me
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Billy Kidman - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 22:34:00 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6192565 Ignore Report Reply
I don't care about wrestling, I'm just in it for the money and the rats.
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Dusty Rhodes - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 22:37:02 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6192568 Ignore Report Reply
>>6192565
I believe it.

I am one of those rats, and he fucked me til my eyes bled.
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Billy Kidman - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 22:41:19 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6192570 Ignore Report Reply
>>6192568
I'm glad that I dumped torrie for you
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Hikaru Shida - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 23:37:39 EST ID:x5Taulbu No.6192606 Ignore Report Reply
I'll be given a billion dollars a year just to lose to Baron Corbin.
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Dragon Kid - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 09:17:07 EST ID:2bL9NPf0 No.6192773 Ignore Report Reply
Vince will remove Seth from the universal title match and I will be battling Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania instead
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DJ Skittlez - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 10:49:18 EST ID:Ork0iRnh No.6192790 Ignore Report Reply
I lost my push after I brought a tranny to a TV taping.
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Tony Schiavone - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 11:57:30 EST ID:jmxKSLVY No.6192834 Ignore Report Reply
I will be WWE Champion by the end of the year.
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The Warlord - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 13:00:55 EST ID:xVfv25Jl No.6192864 Ignore Report Reply
A leaked nude graphic of me will find its way onto the display at Mania for at least 4 seconds.
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Phineas I. Godwinn - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 13:13:27 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6192875 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6192864
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Davey Richards - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 15:07:32 EST ID:Q0ZIwwax No.6192993 Ignore Report Reply
This morning Paige snorted a line of blow off my cock.
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Bruiser Brody - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 15:11:43 EST ID:d6ZApn0S No.6192999 Ignore Report Reply
Luke Harper will induct me into the WWE Hall of Fame.
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StannisTheMannis !/R33EULsds - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 15:46:25 EST ID:0Rb3G62B No.6193054 Ignore Report Reply
>>6192999
I refuse to believe this is RNG.
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Electroshock - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 15:49:27 EST ID:QHjULHjf No.6193058 Ignore Report Reply
>>6192999
this actually makes the most sense.
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Tiger Jeet Singh - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 15:55:27 EST ID:qbpTx5xG No.6193063 Ignore Report Reply
I will be the first ever AEW champion.
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Claudio Castagnoli - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 18:05:21 EST ID:614tNLVM No.6193145 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to be the one to finally get saddled with Vince's persistent incest gimmick
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Charles Robinson - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 18:57:40 EST ID:WxU/wB8v No.6193156 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to get the new gimmick of child abductor
Next Tuesday, I'll start feud with Kevin Owens by luring his son to my white van marked 'real john cena inside'
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Rey Mysterio - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 21:17:14 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6193211 Ignore Report Reply
I got Arn fired.
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Reckless Youth - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 00:02:34 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6193278 Ignore Report Reply
I'll get a Funkasaurus-like gimmick and actually headline shows with it because Vince wants to relive his youth SO bad.
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Psycho Clown - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 02:18:18 EST ID:yvo/huvX No.6193333 Ignore Report Reply
I will end up fighting Daniel Bryan at Fastlane.
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Bubba Ray Dudley - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 02:22:21 EST ID:F4danWfB No.6193334 Ignore Report Reply
In an attempt to restore my popularity in Social Media, my dick pic will be leaked like Matt Riddle's.
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Malia Hosaka - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:00:00 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6194376 Ignore Report Reply
I've had a long time affair with Roddy Piper before I finally had enough of him not choosing me over his wife.

I killed him.
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Teddy Long - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:07:46 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6194379 Ignore Report Reply
I once sneezed on Vince's face after he walked by and stepped on my foot like he is known to do. He responded to the snot surprise by attempting to make out with me, I didn't stop him. I am now Vince's Road Wife.
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Meng - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:11:43 EST ID:CTohSZlp No.6194380 Ignore Report Reply
I will die of a drug overdose backstage during my next show, but the only person to share their condolences on social media will be the RNG below me.
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Dick Murdoch - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:14:23 EST ID:OEzPaY/4 No.6194381 Ignore Report Reply
I molested Matt Jackson on a cold night in Vegas.
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Ladder - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:14:56 EST ID:IR3xyoz5 No.6194382 Ignore Report Reply
>>6194380

That's what you think! No one has to live in fear of you anymore!
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Leticia Kline - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:17:48 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6194384 Ignore Report Reply
I'll paralyze a major star by accident but play it up for heat. Unlike most exploitation angles this one will actually work and turn me into a solid main-eventer.
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Ray - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 20:22:38 EST ID:j97l9cn7 No.6194388 Ignore Report Reply
I pissed on the moon
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Kristal - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 21:01:19 EST ID:K20kw6yS No.6194398 Ignore Report Reply
>>6194388
I killed Tri-Moon
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Mark Briscoe - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 21:32:13 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6194408 Ignore Report Reply
My contract is almost up, so I will go off script during promos talking about how I never use condoms. Business will increase tenfold, so management will be forced to offer me 50 million a year to renew.
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Sakura Emi - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 21:36:05 EST ID:nizuC099 No.6194410 Ignore Report Reply
I was the one who cancelled Nitro.
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Chyna - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 21:43:28 EST ID:4rphwVT8 No.6194412 Ignore Report Reply
I have no friends.
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Icarus - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 21:57:52 EST ID:G0uyKAOX No.6194416 Ignore Report Reply
I'm gonna break my neck this week.
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Earthquake - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 22:32:01 EST ID:ydwGXTHB No.6194425 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858
Omegabr gave me head
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Akeem - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 22:32:01 EST ID:psV9LY6K No.6194426 Ignore Report Reply
>>6194380
Pfft, like Opids could kill Meng.
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Kobald - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 23:14:45 EST ID:0VLU6ACJ No.6194442 Ignore Report Reply
>>6194412

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Ashley Cartier - Sat, 02 Mar 2019 00:14:04 EST ID:iLe2GkB4 No.6194450 Ignore Report Reply
I will finally get these RNG names updated the next month by threatening to shoot myself with a gun.
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Buck Quartermain - Sat, 02 Mar 2019 21:31:42 EST ID:Ork0iRnh No.6194754 Ignore Report Reply
>>6194450
I've got the list of names and they'll never be updated. I'll pull the goddamn trigger for you, pal.
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Frank The Clown - Sat, 02 Mar 2019 22:43:53 EST ID:IR3xyoz5 No.6194770 Ignore Report Reply
>>6194450

Trust me, an updated RNG list will have its disadvantages.
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Debra - Sat, 02 Mar 2019 23:15:11 EST ID:1pooxecV No.6194775 Ignore Report Reply
I am Mr. Gay.
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Jasmine St. Claire - Sat, 02 Mar 2019 23:52:49 EST ID:G0uyKAOX No.6194778 Ignore Report Reply
I drink orange juice after brushing my teeth idgaf
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Grandmaster Sexay - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 00:34:07 EST ID:yvo/huvX No.6194786 Ignore Report Reply
I'll beat Danial Bryan for the title on Tuesday.
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Roxxi Laveaux - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 01:15:09 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6194793 Ignore Report Reply
I'm an old broken down piece of meat and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone.
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Roxxi Laveaux - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 01:15:35 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6194794 Ignore Report Reply
I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone.
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Johnny Curtis - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 03:01:01 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6194802 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the one who gave the order to post big tiddy goth wrestlers as the op pic for the RNG threads
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Sable - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 04:02:54 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6194811 Ignore Report Reply
No one will give a shit when news of my suicide goes public.
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Sable - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 04:05:27 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6194813 Ignore Report Reply
I like to lick my own butthole.
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Bullfight Sora - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 04:09:43 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6194814 Ignore Report Reply
I'm a grower, not a shower.
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Fire Ant - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 07:15:16 EST ID:CTohSZlp No.6194830 Ignore Report Reply
I will have a career resurgence and be the breakout star of 2019.
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Masato Yoshino - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 08:30:41 EST ID:85r4oQkO No.6194835 Ignore Report Reply
Hulk Hogan blew me for a sandwich in 1997
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Rowdy Roddy Piper - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 09:12:19 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.6194838 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the one who fucked up 420chan
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C.W. Anderson - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 09:53:41 EST ID:4DNC1UHr No.6194846 Ignore Report Reply
The police have just seized my computer.
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Mean Smark Callous !DCxC2Z8fnY - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 10:06:38 EST ID:DZjskIkS No.6194848 Ignore Report Reply
>>6194838

>Just when you think you know the answers, I change the security questions!

Yep, checks out.
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Raisha Saeed - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 12:00:20 EST ID:LugABukc No.6194872 Ignore Report Reply
i will be triple h's opponent for mania next year and end his career due to a botched 450
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Ed Ferrara - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 12:00:43 EST ID:9iJ7JDgj No.6194873 Ignore Report Reply
i will be triple h's opponent for mania next year and end his career due to a botched 450
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Don Harris - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 14:56:11 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6194903 Ignore Report Reply
I once walked in on Randy Orton and John Cena having sex for Vince in his office. Mr. McMahon yelled for me to either "close the door or pull up a chair." In order to protect my push I stayed... for the full 8 hours.
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Don Harris - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 15:12:50 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6194904 Ignore Report Reply
I once walked in on Randy Orton and John Cena having sex for Vince in his office. Mr. McMahon yelled for me to either "close the door or pull up a chair." In order to protect my push I stayed... for the full 8 hours.
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Stephanie McMahon-Levesque - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 16:09:42 EST ID:DucfTAdh No.6194909 Ignore Report Reply
I broke /wooo/
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Meare Naito - Sun, 03 Mar 2019 20:59:08 EST ID:MYLVlk8q No.6194974 Ignore Report Reply
>>6194909
AW SUNUVABITCH!
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Awesome Kong - Mon, 04 Mar 2019 18:15:34 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6195335 Ignore Report Reply
I am La Parka
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Sunny - Mon, 04 Mar 2019 21:48:37 EST ID:G0uyKAOX No.6195467 Ignore Report Reply
I'm gonna be the mastermind behind the AEW TV deal on Animal Planet
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Harvey Wippleman - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 01:20:42 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6195578 Ignore Report Reply
>>6195467
>Sunny doing donkey shows now.
I'll be in them too.
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Snitsky - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 01:24:15 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6195581 Ignore Report Reply
I'll be revealed to be Shark Boy after an unfortunate botch that pulls my mask off.
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Layla - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 20:32:45 EST ID:d6ZApn0S No.6195976 Ignore Report Reply
I don't care what the main event of Wrestlemania is this year but I will attack whoever wins and the attack will be sexual.
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Jun Kasai - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 20:35:11 EST ID:K20kw6yS No.6195978 Ignore Report Reply
I have balls that are literally the size of grapefruits
It's kind of a deformity tbh
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Sexy Star - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 20:47:43 EST ID:yCw7X2Jg No.6195988 Ignore Report Reply
>>6195976
i will film it
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Charles Robinson - Tue, 05 Mar 2019 23:43:14 EST ID:G0uyKAOX No.6196097 Ignore Report Reply
>>6195988
I'll be the first to masturbate to it
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Brodie Lee - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 01:52:22 EST ID:RAO62TgO No.6196124 Ignore Report Reply
>>6196097
I'll be there to take the hot tag, and jerk us both off.
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Boddy Roode - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 09:49:09 EST ID:0GkI/dqB No.6196211 Ignore Report Reply
Remember when there was supposed to be a CHAOS mole?

I am the CHAOS mole.
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Boddy Roode - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 09:49:50 EST ID:0GkI/dqB No.6196212 Ignore Report Reply
>>6196211
>Boddy
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Bob Backlund - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 18:41:40 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6196488 Ignore Report Reply
My new gimmick will be Autism and Anime Body Pillows of fellow wrestlers.
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Steve Blackman - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 20:22:04 EST ID:d6ZApn0S No.6196552 Ignore Report Reply
I will challenge Bryan for the title.
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Yuji Nagata - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 20:23:33 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6196553 Ignore Report Reply
>>6196552
I want this so bad.
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John Bradshaw Layfield - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 20:29:27 EST ID:X5oRg055 No.6196562 Ignore Report Reply
i am really into sword collecting and child pronography
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Harvey Wippleman - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 21:32:28 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6196676 Ignore Report Reply
>>6196562
I showed you how to access the dark web
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Tiffany Mellon - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 23:38:42 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6196723 Ignore Report Reply
I'm pregnant
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YOSHIHIKO - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 04:49:38 EST ID:q1/M+Jkh No.6196785 Ignore Report Reply
im suing capcom cos I think G perfectly resembles me
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Mark Briscoe - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 04:59:48 EST ID:5klL65Jm No.6196788 Ignore Report Reply
I will stab Vince Mcmahon backstage at Fastlane for a minor slight 10 years prior
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TAJIRI - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 09:34:54 EST ID:RJC6Yv3i No.6196811 Ignore Report Reply
I will be elected as a mayor at some point in my life and then be ousted for sexual misconduct.
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Nick Papagiorgio - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 11:31:41 EST ID:ixCKkr4U No.6196848 Ignore Report Reply
Liger will put me over on his way out.
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Yuji Nagata - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 15:37:06 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6196967 Ignore Report Reply
I will go on a drunken rant about politics and the best way to cook eggs that TMZ picks up, but surprisingly only the egg part. The next show I'm on, the booker will force me to wear an egg costume which will then become my gimmick until I'm found dead 10 years from now from suicide. The coroners report will list that I had 13 hard boiled eggs swallowed whole and a copious amount of mayonnaise in my stomach. In my pockets a series of receipts to chucky cheese.
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Yuji Nagata - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 15:37:55 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6196969 Ignore Report Reply
>>6196967
Dang it, it didn't update yet.
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Ted DiBiase - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 16:49:07 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6197001 Ignore Report Reply
I'm starting a new fed. Fully funded by Jeff Bezos. Time for another Turner-WCW!
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Cliff Compton - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 17:48:42 EST ID:WxU/wB8v No.6197037 Ignore Report Reply
>>6197001
I will be your first world champion, but will lose the title in a river during a drink-related misadventure in Fulham
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David Lagana - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 17:57:01 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6197042 Ignore Report Reply
me and mr perfect had a 5 star match at some local shindy before he passed away
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Rick Steiner - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 23:02:10 EST ID:d6ZApn0S No.6197158 Ignore Report Reply
At the hall of fame ceremony I will attack HHH
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Jessie McKay - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 23:14:38 EST ID:yl7nxEQy No.6197166 Ignore Report Reply
I will perform a run in in the main event of WM only to masturbate in the middle of the ring
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Reckless Youth - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 00:06:45 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6197189 Ignore Report Reply
I've got the beetus.
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Dick Togo - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 06:29:16 EST ID:iLe2GkB4 No.6197247 Ignore Report Reply
I'm a professional gloryhole slut during the night.
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Jim Ross - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 15:01:17 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6197370 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the next celebrity guest cameo in Game of Thrones.
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Stacy Keibler - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 15:04:18 EST ID:r0xhoZCS No.6197372 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6197166
I am actively rooting for this to happen.
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Mark Briscoe - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 15:52:18 EST ID:Nzf+M2q3 No.6197386 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858
I got tiddy implants to help my push
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Reckless Youth - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 16:58:25 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6197415 Ignore Report Reply
>>6197386
I was the doctor and botched the operation using live snakes instead of silicone
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Tetsuya Natio - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 20:59:12 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6197519 Ignore Report Reply
Vince will start a porn division of WWE Films, and I will be given a Roman Reigns-tier push as the face of the brand.
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Nikki Bella - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 21:03:41 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6197522 Ignore Report Reply
>>6197519
LOS
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Onyx - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 21:14:56 EST ID:mWwWYF0u No.6197525 Ignore Report Reply
I raped Beetlejuice backstage at Nitro in front of the entire locker room. Nobody stopped me
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Al Wilson - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 22:44:25 EST ID:6qfnPLds No.6197557 Ignore Report Reply
I'm ungodly ticklish.
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El MurciŽlago - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 00:45:19 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6197593 Ignore Report Reply
I'm bringing foot fetishism to mainstream.
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Marco Corleone - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 00:54:02 EST ID:1pooxecV No.6197595 Ignore Report Reply
My penis will be written about in history books.
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Sherri Martel - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 01:33:06 EST ID:QSGu3A37 No.6197607 Ignore Report Reply
I resurrected Eric the midget to be my manager
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Hiroshi Tanahashi - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 02:09:37 EST ID:T62LJ1dh No.6197612 Ignore Report Reply
I sucked a dick for 13 dollars and a bump of coke just last night, woke up to a rash around my mouth and the inability to talk. Its gonna be a rough week
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Daniel Bryan - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 12:14:35 EST ID:T5Ycresu No.6197690 Ignore Report Reply
I gave autism to the entire WWE locker room.
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Bo Dupp - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 14:19:07 EST ID:6Li4djT2 No.6197730 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to come out as gay
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Greg Excellent - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 14:29:51 EST ID:psV9LY6K No.6197732 Ignore Report Reply
>>6197730
Yet you still won't wrestle the Rainbow Express.
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Bruiser Brody - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 14:30:40 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6197734 Ignore Report Reply
>>6197607
My manager will be Artie and we will feud with you
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El MurciŽlago - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 17:12:24 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6197820 Ignore Report Reply
I have a dildo in my ass during all my matches.
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Ciclope - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 01:39:02 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6198010 Ignore Report Reply
I am actually a real doll.
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Mick Foley - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 03:07:33 EST ID:d6ZApn0S No.6198014 Ignore Report Reply
Before Ambrose leaves I will start a feud with him.
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DJ Hyde - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 03:32:14 EST ID:wfj6UDkw No.6198020 Ignore Report Reply
>>6198014
poetry
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Tommaso Ciampa - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 05:10:07 EST ID:i7KfAH6c No.6198032 Ignore Report Reply
Vince Is crazy for me, he give me a BIG main event push... btw he dont knows i need surgery and a full year to heal
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 05:10:11 EST ID: iLikEToleARn No.6198033 Report Reply
>>6198032
Any old school boxing, which was to have neck surgery and a full head of bleach and warriors(musou) type games, at least we are used to get a fucking terrible show.
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Luke Gallows - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 02:26:25 EST ID:d6ZApn0S No.6198773 Ignore Report Reply
I am Kane.
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Little Egypt - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 03:09:50 EST ID:wwL87iWk No.6198782 Ignore Report Reply
My nudes will leak next month. Full spread eagle and all.
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Brooke Tessmacher - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 03:50:33 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6198785 Ignore Report Reply
>>6198773
This isn't outside the realm of impossibility
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RelliK - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 09:07:25 EST ID:rxIFjo4g No.6198823 Ignore Report Reply
I touch Eve's cock for good luck
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David Hart Smith - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 14:55:06 EST ID:agwSnRKz No.6199095 Ignore Report Reply
I’m going to headline the Wrestlemania Kick-Off Show next year.
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Lucky Cannon - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 17:15:37 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6199144 Ignore Report Reply
I'm bringing back the empty arena match with the RNG below me.
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Rocky Johnson - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 17:22:00 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.6199146 Ignore Report Reply
>>6198823
Eve backwards is Eve
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Bobo Brazil - Tue, 12 Mar 2019 01:06:03 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6199380 Ignore Report Reply
>>6199144
WWE doesn't need any help emptying arenas.
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Roxy Astor - Tue, 12 Mar 2019 22:46:16 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6199851 Ignore Report Reply
I will abruptly quit wrestling and six months later self-develop the most critically acclaimed hentai game of all time.
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The Iron Sheik - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 17:46:10 EST ID:d6ZApn0S No.6200183 Ignore Report Reply
I will come to WWE and form a group with Big E, Rusev and Cesaro. We will be named the Body Improvement Club!
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Kobald - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 17:49:36 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6200188 Ignore Report Reply
>>6200183
FUCK THE FAT JABRONIE
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Leilani Kai - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 18:06:55 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6200221 Ignore Report Reply
I will fuck Renee on the road now that Dean is going to be sitting at home.
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YOSHIHIKO - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 18:12:29 EST ID:rSge1Uc0 No.6200242 Ignore Report Reply
I will suck off Dean on a daily now that Renee is on the road all the time
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Homicide - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 18:20:31 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6200268 Ignore Report Reply
Soon, a sex tape between myself and Kenny Omega will drop. Dave will give it a 9 star rating, confusing it for a match.
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Kane - Thu, 14 Mar 2019 13:05:55 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6200737 Ignore Report Reply
>>6200268
>confusing it for a match.
only because I did a run in and tag teamed you.
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David Von Erich - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 00:33:19 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6201021 Ignore Report Reply
I'm Brock's long lost brother. BROTHER!
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Hernandez - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 20:26:46 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6201318 Ignore Report Reply
I'm gonna say the N word!
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Wahoo McDaniel - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 20:43:10 EST ID:U28QmYT+ No.6201330 Ignore Report Reply
>>6201318
I will explain on Twitter why you're allowed to say it, but Hogan can't.
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Chris Hero - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 21:12:39 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6201342 Ignore Report Reply
I got caught shoplifting an ipad case from Walmart
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Rikishi - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 17:48:54 EST ID:d6ZApn0S No.6202011 Ignore Report Reply
The Usos
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Mustafa Said - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 19:45:13 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6202135 Ignore Report Reply
I casually watch incest porn at ear-splitting volume backstage because Vince finds it hilarious.
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Tracy Smothers - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 20:40:40 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6202213 Ignore Report Reply
I got jake the snake back on drugs recently.
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JV Rich - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 03:22:22 EST ID:wfj6UDkw No.6202367 Ignore Report Reply
>>6202135
>"hilarious"

more like erotic
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Trish Stratus - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 19:37:16 EST ID:d6ZApn0S No.6202605 Ignore Report Reply
I will be Kurt Angle's last WWE opponent. After I beat him I'm going to challenge Daniel Bryan for the title. After I beat him I'm going to challenge Brock. After I beat him I'm going to be beat by HHH.
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Onyx - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 19:43:54 EST ID:mWwWYF0u No.6202607 Ignore Report Reply
>>6202605
i fucked her
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Droz - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 19:45:45 EST ID:+zbT/1ej No.6202608 Ignore Report Reply
i'm from canada and they think i'm slow eh
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Dory Funk Jr. - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 19:46:19 EST ID:Ue4rbUhC No.6202609 Ignore Report Reply
I cured Ramen's Leukemia
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Apolo - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 19:56:58 EST ID:K20kw6yS No.6202612 Ignore Report Reply
I have anal beads in me right mow as I type this.
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Steve Corino - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 21:25:40 EST ID:L4YJHN0X No.6202665 Ignore Report Reply
I will retire Kurt @ WRESTLEMANIA
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The Miz - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 22:14:58 EST ID:6mxG+awY No.6202705 Ignore Report Reply
I love my Dad
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Obariyon - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 22:17:43 EST ID:i7KfAH6c No.6202706 Ignore Report Reply
I will retire ur mom @ WRESTLEMANIA
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Jessica Love - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 23:45:27 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6202742 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to perform a live circumcision on myself during wrestlemania.
It will be the highest rated segment.
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Justin Credible - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 23:48:10 EST ID:d6ZApn0S No.6202744 Ignore Report Reply
DX will induct me into the hall of fame.
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Mad Dog Vachon - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 00:05:37 EST ID:iLe2GkB4 No.6202746 Ignore Report Reply
>>6202742
futa gang!
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Bastion Booger - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 00:53:30 EST ID:0AcdH2Qk No.6202750 Ignore Report Reply
I secretly mistrust all blacks
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Kofi Kingston - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 01:04:42 EST ID:+du9gx4O No.6202751 Ignore Report Reply
I'll find a used condom in my bag that contains the collected semen of each member of Evolution and DX, on a whim I will drink said condom live on twitch!
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Meng - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 06:25:16 EST ID:VmR01BfG No.6202788 Ignore Report Reply
Fan made drawings of me will be the new haitch combo on /wooo/
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Kevin Dunn - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 06:41:09 EST ID:N5ewRDhl No.6202791 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6202788
I'de be ok with it
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Kevin Dunn - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 06:42:22 EST ID:N5ewRDhl No.6202792 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6202791
/wooo/ needed a better draw anyways
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Johnny the Bull - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 06:51:37 EST ID:mOOTd+jR No.6202795 Ignore Report Reply
>>6202791
>>6202792
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Jesse The Body Ventura - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 07:01:35 EST ID:NW1RCTuQ No.6202797 Ignore Report Reply
>>6202792
>>6202791

=b
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Gillberg - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 09:57:12 EST ID:ixCKkr4U No.6202834 Ignore Report Reply
I'm not gonna be so tough after I get molested.
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Razor Ramon HG - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 16:54:28 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6203351 Ignore Report Reply
I want to be hardcore but my mom won't let me.
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Rayna Von Tash - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 16:58:35 EST ID:iVTU26ch No.6203353 Ignore Report Reply
I'm gonna return to the WWE and be HHH's next wrestlemania opponent to conquer.
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Player Dos - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 02:56:40 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6203892 Ignore Report Reply
My new gimmick involves a penguin suit and talking about free software.
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Reno - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 04:19:51 EST ID:OoSE7pLf No.6203898 Ignore Report Reply
I got kids
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Repo Man - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 04:27:36 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6203899 Ignore Report Reply
Rosemary showed me that thing she does with her tongue
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Ron Garvin - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 09:08:02 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6203930 Ignore Report Reply
>>6203899
It was really my RNG wearing rosemary’s face paint.
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DJ Hyde - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 20:47:30 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6204164 Ignore Report Reply
>>6203930
I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Bruiser Brody - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 21:14:25 EST ID:GXHNtkkw No.6204166 Ignore Report Reply
>>6204164
I'll do a shoot video talking about the time I saw you trying to weasel out of you paying that dollar.
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Violent J - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 21:15:15 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6204167 Ignore Report Reply
I drink a bottle of vodka before every match, and there's been blood in my stool every day for the past two years.
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Sylvain Grenier - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 21:26:58 EST ID:C2OGms1u No.6204170 Ignore Report Reply
Filthy Tom Lawlor will be fired from F4W and I will replace him on Figure 4 Daily
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Ric Flair - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 21:36:41 EST ID:kxp48ub+ No.6204172 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858
I'll make my debut at WrestleMania 35 and poop in the middle of the ring.
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Violent J - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 22:02:57 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6204177 Ignore Report Reply
>>6204172
Too good to be true.
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Caprice Coleman - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 22:42:05 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6204191 Ignore Report Reply
When AEW fails, everyone will blame me.
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X-Pac - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 11:27:28 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6204305 Ignore Report Reply
Cheex and I will main event wrestlemania at the last minute.
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Jungle Grrrl - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 11:42:56 EST ID:GxSqZzK6 No.6204309 Ignore Report Reply
I'll be dead in a week
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Jetta - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 02:49:51 EST ID:Snq0y1C5 No.6204610 Ignore Report Reply
Chris Benoit did nothing wrong.
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Rob Conway - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 03:08:23 EST ID:DIKFKCIe No.6204611 Ignore Report Reply
>>6204610
I, however, did do something wrong.
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The Godfather - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 04:16:07 EST ID:8kyTimBL No.6204620 Ignore Report Reply
I will kill another wrestler over Wrestlemania weekend.
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Brooke Tessmacher - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 05:48:23 EST ID:kxp48ub+ No.6204634 Ignore Report Reply
>>6204620
I’ll help you dispose of the body.
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Amasis - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 07:31:19 EST ID:2MwIYf+g No.6204643 Ignore Report Reply
I will wrestle John Cena at Wreslemania.
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Sayaka Obihiro - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 07:54:14 EST ID:OoSE7pLf No.6204647 Ignore Report Reply
I will wrestle John Cena at Double or Nothing
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Natalya - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 08:59:13 EST ID:rSge1Uc0 No.6204662 Ignore Report Reply
I will wrestle John Cena at Bound For Glory
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Stan Lane - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 09:05:09 EST ID:N5ewRDhl No.6204663 Ignore Report Reply
I will wrestle John Cena at Triplemania
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Tony Mamaluke - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 10:07:03 EST ID:+DFBW6mX No.6204675 Ignore Report Reply
>>6204663
I will wrestle John Cena in the Ultimate Surrender gym
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Vader - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 10:19:31 EST ID:Xebyye8V No.6204678 Ignore Report Reply
Double or Nothing ends with me rallying the roster to go assault the UFC roster.
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Alere Little Feather - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 18:33:13 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6204809 Ignore Report Reply
I will wrestle John Cena in front the Golden Corral during dinner rush.
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Booker T - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 20:47:20 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6204858 Ignore Report Reply
I’m going to be shown sitting in the crowd at the next Takeover ppv.
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Mean Smark Callous !DCxC2Z8fnY - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 21:40:23 EST ID:Xd1BOKhv No.6204873 Ignore Report Reply
>>6204858

This is actually very likely.
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RelliK - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 21:42:30 EST ID:Xd1BOKhv No.6204874 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the one Mojo Rawley is talking to in the mirror. I know Mojo sees himself, but...it's WWE.
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Tsukasa Fujimoto - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 22:20:22 EST ID:EvYXc0Fp No.6204887 Ignore Report Reply
>>6204874
>in the mirror
>name is backwards

WHAT IS THE CODE!?
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Vladimir Kozlov - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 23:03:21 EST ID:G0uyKAOX No.6204894 Ignore Report Reply
The main event of Wrestlemania will be me greeting every single fan that has a floor seat and calling them a faggot.
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Rocco Rock - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 00:45:53 EST ID:JuvXoOBM No.6204916 Ignore Report Reply
>>6204894
I will be the one to interrupt your profanity-laden promo and get a huge pop.
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Santino Marella - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 00:59:19 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.6204923 Ignore Report Reply
I will be announced to be a late addition to WM

as a musical performer
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Mae Young - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 01:09:15 EST ID:iLe2GkB4 No.6204927 Ignore Report Reply
I'm pregnant and I don't know who's the father!
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Kagetsu - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 03:49:56 EST ID:Ba1o4EDf No.6204953 Ignore Report Reply
>>6204927

I guess you could say you were caught in a bad necromance...

I'll show myself out.
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Big John Gaburik - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 07:52:47 EST ID:nzjWIPQX No.6204983 Ignore Report Reply
I will spike the food at catering for WM. All the wrestlers will be tripping on acid and shrooms
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RJ Brewer - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 10:11:23 EST ID:e4lVB+kb No.6205001 Ignore Report Reply
Enzo did do it. I know because I did it with him.
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Rob Van Dam - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 10:11:39 EST ID:CwL37hf7 No.6205002 Ignore Report Reply
>>6204953
I just blacklisted you from the business for this.
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Mustafa Said - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 14:00:44 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.6205051 Ignore Report Reply
I helped Benoit do the thing
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Tito Colon - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 17:11:35 EST ID:sUHorwQJ No.6205095 Ignore Report Reply
Planning on debuting at Wrestlemania, just to have a shit awful match and then never be heard from again
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YOSHIHIKO - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 22:51:32 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6205224 Ignore Report Reply
I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.
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Hulk Hogan - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 22:57:24 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6205227 Ignore Report Reply
I will get a judge to declare me a sovereign incel and proceed to demand that Vince appoint someone on the roster to be my road wife sex slave. With zero hesitation he will follow through.
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Road Warrior Hawk - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 23:44:55 EST ID:vGXOogTb No.6205234 Ignore Report Reply
I will no-show my match in New York Wrestlemania weekend. Police will find me in Queens the next day, covered in cocaine and chasing a transgender prostitute.
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Chiva II - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 23:46:22 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6205236 Ignore Report Reply
>>6205234
sounds about right
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Joey Styles - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 00:22:33 EST ID:NryOmJKs No.6205248 Ignore Report Reply
>>6205227
Vince just told me I'm your road wife.
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 09:26:52 EST ID:O9UNFXgQ No.6205309 Ignore Report Reply
I banged Vince and Linda to get a spot. After that didn’t work I banged pat Patterson and finally I was on the roster.
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Earl Hebner - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 21:58:35 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6205810 Ignore Report Reply
My next gimmick is a parody of black lives matter.
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Kurt Angle - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 17:20:25 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6206207 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6205810
You will go on to join my AntiFa stable with the next 3 RNG.
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Hallowicked - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 17:25:27 EST ID:CiDhZ9De No.6206210 Ignore Report Reply
>>6206207
I'll be a radical feminist with bright pink and blue hair and a fat suit.
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StarBuck - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 17:34:10 EST ID:N5ewRDhl No.6206214 Ignore Report Reply
>>6206207
They didn't have enough minority talent, So I'll be in blackface
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Hieracon - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 17:37:57 EST ID:qbpTx5xG No.6206215 Ignore Report Reply
>>6206207
Count me in
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Mister Pogo - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 18:35:15 EST ID:JMqLojto No.6206251 Ignore Report Reply
And me and the the next four RNGs will form a counter-stable to >>6206207, aNtifa Neo, feuding over who can be the most progressive.

I'm going to have a Live Three-Way Sex Celebration on Raw with one male and one female partner to promote the mainstream acceptance of bisexuality.
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Bushwhacker Luke - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 02:21:08 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6206547 Ignore Report Reply
>>6206251
I'm your huckleberry.
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Andy Douglas - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 04:45:19 EST ID:F4s156w8 No.6206572 Ignore Report Reply
I'll get the next RNG blacklisted from wrestling.
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Karen Jarrett - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 09:25:18 EST ID:cHPgtENU No.6206640 Ignore Report Reply
>>6206572

Better than going to WWE, tbh
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Sting - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 13:22:07 EST ID:w2Qrws/2 No.6206720 Ignore Report Reply
I will be the GM and make sure the McMahons get less screen time.
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Juventud Guerrera - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 13:26:43 EST ID:2jhN0mCq No.6206722 Ignore Report Reply
>>6206720
I will buy 51% of WWE stock to make sure we get more Steph and Shane every week.
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Bubba Ray Dudley - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 13:50:33 EST ID:7TYnWuPH No.6206732 Ignore Report Reply
Ronda JBL'd me in the shower
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Aero Star - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 14:05:59 EST ID:z54f/jWb No.6206737 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the one who actually killed Bruiser Brody and made Invader 1 & Carlos Colon take the heat, which they gladly did because they're terrified of me. To this day I fucking run Puerto Rico like my own private kingdom.
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Devon - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 00:49:08 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6207608 Ignore Report Reply
My side gig is selling tacos in the parking lot after events.
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Paul Bearer - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 01:41:55 EST ID:EvYXc0Fp No.6207614 Ignore Report Reply
>>6206737
This mental image is hilarious. All hail El Rey Aerostar
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Lana Star - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 02:51:44 EST ID:1x1xN/No No.6207621 Ignore Report Reply
I fucked Randy Savage in 1994, and was the reason he left the WWF. I seduced him. The Stephanie McMahon story is bullshit. It was me the whole time.
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Colin Delaney - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 10:05:19 EST ID:ZuBTLaO+ No.6207687 Ignore Report Reply
In 5 years a heel champ Kofi Kingston will hold me back and call me a B+ player.
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Misutero - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 18:52:56 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6207922 Ignore Report Reply
I enjoy trapping fire ants in my foreskin
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Kana - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 00:12:39 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6208060 Ignore Report Reply
>You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
>So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
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Mean Gene Okerlund - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 00:16:03 EST ID:veX2jB+6 No.6208063 Ignore Report Reply
I can't feel anything below my knees anymore.
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Sassy Stephie - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 00:26:28 EST ID:ARUY3Gg3 No.6208067 Ignore Report Reply
>>6208063
Technically true
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Joey Styles - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 01:06:28 EST ID:VgX129L2 No.6208079 Ignore Report Reply
Im gonna interrupt the main event match at Wrestlemania by running down, taking a shit in the middle of the ring and then run backstage
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Marshe Rockett - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 02:08:59 EST ID:EvYXc0Fp No.6208096 Ignore Report Reply
>>6208079
How would people know the difference between the main event of Wrestlemania and shit?
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Ill grab the three biggest turds and act out the rest of the match because I control everything - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 02:20:58 EST ID:z1UUQJKe No.6208100 Ignore Report Reply
Vince McMahon
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Extreme Tiger - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 03:37:27 EST ID:A+lgGQwd No.6208103 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6208100
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AdmiralBritain - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 04:19:06 EST ID:tLsjN4J+ No.6208108 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6208100
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Lanny Poffo - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 04:57:14 EST ID:mWwWYF0u No.6208111 Ignore Report Reply
>>6208100
kek
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Violent J - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 11:01:20 EST ID:q76WYIAV No.6208165 Ignore Report Reply
I'll kill Thanos in Endgame
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Ron Harris - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 13:33:19 EST ID:Mukenz+o No.6208218 Ignore Report Reply
>>6208165
FUCKING BOOK IT

BIG MONEY AVENGAS
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Captain Lou Albano - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 13:38:44 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6208225 Ignore Report Reply
I'm dating Nikki Bella now and Cena is trying to get me blacklisted.
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RelliK - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 18:25:46 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6208807 Ignore Report Reply
I roofie myself on tinder dates
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Headbanger Trasher - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 18:38:30 EST ID:rrDA6lpg No.6208811 Ignore Report Reply
I'm Cena's Mania opponent.
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Amazing Red - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 19:04:09 EST ID:agwSnRKz No.6208821 Ignore Report Reply
I’m the latest hottest free agent that’s sitting ringside at NXT Takeover
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Soldier Ant - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 19:54:14 EST ID:ferDeqrh No.6208852 Ignore Report Reply
I'll injure Kofi in a bar fight the night before Wrestlemania
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Bret Hart - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 20:08:32 EST ID:PnyUfhJV No.6208861 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to have a monumental announcement that will change this industry forever.

It'll happen as I tailgate Mania on social media.
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Max Moon - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 20:13:20 EST ID:VfUs3h25 No.6208866 Ignore Report Reply
I'm gonna Kill Linda McMahon in front of Vince on Raw after Mania
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Jeff Jarrett - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 22:36:00 EST ID:iLe2GkB4 No.6208985 Ignore Report Reply
I've actually been dead for the past year but no one noticed because I was replaced with some look-alike.
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The Blue Meanie - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 23:00:51 EST ID:NxLYjpUf No.6208994 Ignore Report Reply
>>6208821
Would unironically mark harder than I ever have done in the last five years
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Human Tornado - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 23:22:08 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6208999 Ignore Report Reply
>>6208866
That will just be in the "relatively forgettable segment that comes after the opening segment" slot or some shit. I'll do something much more outrageous and attention-grabbing. Something that is UNTHINKABLE.
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Darren Young - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 00:48:22 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6209015 Ignore Report Reply
>>6208999
I will leave this man with MY ANGER. And have him SLEEP WELL.
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Akira Tozawa - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 02:42:51 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6209045 Ignore Report Reply
I'll start a new fed with the next three RNGs called VIOLENCE FIGHT SUPREME. We'll knock AEW's dick into the dirt with our unique brand of hyperviolent matches and operatic backstage promos.
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EZ Money - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 03:13:34 EST ID:9p34/WLA No.6209051 Ignore Report Reply
>>6209045
I'll be the first VFS Women's champion.
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Vader - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 03:40:23 EST ID:EvYXc0Fp No.6209052 Ignore Report Reply
>>6209045
I will be the anti-deathmatch heel
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El Mesias - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 03:47:05 EST ID:VrfCZpo8 No.6209054 Ignore Report Reply
>>6209045
I'll rape a kid backstage during the first show
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The Rock - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:30:08 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6209443 Ignore Report Reply
I'm rebooting rock'n wrestling and starring in it.
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Tyler Reks - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:33:44 EST ID:CiDhZ9De No.6209447 Ignore Report Reply
>>6209443
I'll be on it, coked out of my mind. A few episodes in, my nose will start spraying blood constantly. Looking very similar to Eddie Guerrero in the match with JBL by then end.
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Ciclope - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:40:19 EST ID:w2Qrws/2 No.6209452 Ignore Report Reply
>>6209447
I'm attacking Jericho in AEW to start a feud with him.
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Sniper - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:48:22 EST ID:scepR6+a No.6209458 Ignore Report Reply
I'm making the transition to MMA.
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Sycho Sid - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 19:52:00 EST ID:S+7IjDaG No.6209561 Ignore Report Reply
>>6209458
Which one turned into Bull Buchanan later? Sniper or Recon?

I'm going to be a jobber in AEW.
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Jaki Numazawa - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 20:26:19 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.6209597 Ignore Report Reply
I'm booked for a 20 minute musical concert at Mania
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Ryuji Ito - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 22:27:54 EST ID:7TYnWuPH No.6209678 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to dogpile on the John Oilver WWE thing and bury WWE and Vince
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Jazz - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 22:50:28 EST ID:w2Qrws/2 No.6209694 Ignore Report Reply
I will interupt the wrestlemania main event...with weapons.
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Apple Miyuki - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 00:04:26 EST ID:U28QmYT+ No.6209746 Ignore Report Reply
I will try to book myself in a cool copycat cop car angle (like the one on raw tonight) on an indie show, however the cops won't be in on it and I will shoot go to jail.
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MEN's Teioh - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 01:35:39 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6209774 Ignore Report Reply
I'm pregnant with the next poster's child.
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Bull Nanako - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 03:41:12 EST ID:TLz8eCPB No.6209786 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858
That aint my baby
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Sayaka Obihiro - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 04:19:25 EST ID:kxp48ub+ No.6209794 Ignore Report Reply
>>6209786
It's mine.
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TAJIRI - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 04:42:42 EST ID:QBjrdSRy No.6209798 Ignore Report Reply
I will team with the RNG below me to face The Usos at WrestleMania for the SD tag team titles.
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Michael Elgin - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 04:54:45 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6209802 Ignore Report Reply
I'll be an indy top guy for like 10+ years, never getting noticeably old or having my skills slip, refusing to sign with WWE or NJPW or Elite every time I'm offered anything and my raw drawing power will become bigger than any major promotion star though the indy companies won't quite capitalize on it and drag themselves out of the gutter.
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Michael Elgin - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 04:55:43 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6209803 Ignore Report Reply
>>6209798
well, I guess I'll do that before I start my big indy career >_>
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Jetta - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 06:08:58 EST ID:15cvRTfT No.6209815 Ignore Report Reply
I shill for WWE on lawlddit
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Big Bad Mama - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 07:41:01 EST ID:Q+SPcGV8 No.6209835 Ignore Report Reply
I pray to Celt every day, begging him to change the RNG list but he just laughs and spits in my eye
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Sonjay Dutt - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 12:55:05 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6209963 Ignore Report Reply
I will do a live shoot during WM about my hate for blacks that makes it past the censors/delay somehow.
Disturbingly, I'll by praised by most liberal media.
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Jon Bolen - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 17:03:26 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6210684 Ignore Report Reply
>>6209963
It's actually a work, I put him up to it.
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The Red Rooster - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 22:17:46 EST ID:IHNVt6WA No.6210996 Ignore Report Reply
I'm a mod on the future's /asp/, I'm the guy that lets all the Alexa posting slide.
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Chainsaw Charlie - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 22:28:40 EST ID:N0f0hAFw No.6211002 Ignore Report Reply
Wrestlemania will end with me coming out and telling Roman I put radioactive material into his breakfast cereal and gave him cancer. We'll feud for the next six months.
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Faby Apache - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 05:46:09 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6211074 Ignore Report Reply
Me and the next RNG will get a gimmick that makes fun of the Young Bucks as much possible including WWE being petty enough to license the "Boom boom boom i want you in my room" song just for commentary to make fun of.
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Sycho Sid - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 05:50:54 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6211075 Ignore Report Reply
>>6211074
We win the tag titles with a move called the 5 Star Special. Meltz rates our match 4 3/4, no Tokyo Dome.
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Jamal - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 01:48:39 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6211416 Ignore Report Reply
>>6211074>>6211075
The tag name will be "The Young stallions" I will manage.
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C.W. Anderson - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 01:52:58 EST ID:GXHNtkkw No.6211420 Ignore Report Reply
>>6211074
>>6211075
ngl I'd really dig Sid and Faby vs Kross and... I dunno. Somebody.
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Steve Blackman - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 05:05:28 EST ID:JuvXoOBM No.6211444 Ignore Report Reply
I will be the namesake for next year's Bloodsport and fight the next RNG in the main event.
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X-Pac - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 05:21:28 EST ID:DIKFKCIe No.6211445 Ignore Report Reply
>>6211444
I'll end up killing you after slipping and accidentally kneeing you in the adam's apple.
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Luther Reigns - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 07:55:08 EST ID:KmM1BqJW No.6211450 Ignore Report Reply
>>6211445
I'll jump you from behind post match and break your anus again.
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Rene Dupree - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 18:28:24 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6211674 Ignore Report Reply
My Mania entrance will be a cosplay of Chyna's clit dick.
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Masada - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 19:22:47 EST ID:XWgCRDry No.6211722 Ignore Report Reply
Red. Machine. D.
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Molly Holly - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 20:29:07 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.6211783 Ignore Report Reply
I like Skub
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Xavier Woods - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 20:55:23 EST ID:GXHNtkkw No.6211809 Ignore Report Reply
>>6211783
now you all know why I'm secretly the Nora Greenwald stalker creep
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Mad Dog Vachon - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 00:51:06 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6212868 Ignore Report Reply
FUCK RED MACHINE D
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Allison Wonderland - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 05:48:18 EST ID:7/xyXfDj No.6213013 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190997
In fairness a GM who comes out in that thing would be pretty cool.

I'm desperately trying to hide an Asian fetish so I systematically ruin Asian pushes in WWE.
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Yuji Nagata - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 14:52:05 EST ID:M/0Mowsg No.6213404 Ignore Report Reply
>i'll have a run in during the Universal championship match and somehow walk out of mania with the belt
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Abraham Washington - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 02:56:01 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6214949 Ignore Report Reply
I'll win the title from Balor on RAW and kayfabe injure him for months.
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Abraham Washington - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 02:56:32 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6214950 Ignore Report Reply
>>6214949
the IC title that is
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ODB - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 03:09:26 EST ID:wpNmUNXA No.6214956 Ignore Report Reply
I will main event Wrestlemania next year.
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Scott Hall - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 03:09:58 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6214957 Ignore Report Reply
>>6214956
Im your opponent.
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Stone Cold Steve Austin - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 03:55:03 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6215894 Ignore Report Reply
That puppet in a box on RAW wasn't foreshadowing Bray Wyatt's return but MINE!!!
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Shane McMahon - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 16:11:53 EST ID:dspZRbNa No.6216186 Ignore Report Reply
the biggest surprise on the smackdown after mania will be my appearance
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Kenny Omega - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 16:49:41 EST ID:agwSnRKz No.6216214 Ignore Report Reply
Viceland will do an episode of Dark Side of the Ring about me in season 3
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El MurciŽlago - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 17:00:10 EST ID:g7U2T0qC No.6216228 Ignore Report Reply
I will shoot myself in the fucking head with a fat gun on SDL
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Kobald - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 17:41:29 EST ID:xVfv25Jl No.6216283 Ignore Report Reply
>>6216214

I will be on a podcast talking about how much I hated the episode in attempt to get a feud going.
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Akebono - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 17:46:42 EST ID:gOCU+9As No.6216286 Ignore Report Reply
I'm Asuka's secret husbando.
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Wade Barrett - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 17:55:36 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6216293 Ignore Report Reply
>>6216286
Guess Asuka likes em big.
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Kodama - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:43:32 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6216864 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to be caught working at a rub n' tug massage joint.
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Billy Gunn - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:45:30 EST ID:rxIFjo4g No.6216866 Ignore Report Reply
I'm fucking Netjester with no condom.
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Mark Haskins - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 02:34:11 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6217092 Ignore Report Reply
I will be found naked and high as a kite behind an Arbys with Scott Steiner's corpse.
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Starman - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 20:51:28 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6217442 Ignore Report Reply
I'm in love with the pig hog, Roman reigns.
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Roxxi Laveaux - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 21:58:46 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6217516 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858
I will be 40 soon.
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Gran Naniwa - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 22:38:19 EST ID:y73oDH6a No.6217546 Ignore Report Reply
>>6217516
Actually, you are 40, just checked.

I will milk ODB at a county fair this summer.
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Starman - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 02:03:20 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6217632 Ignore Report Reply
I'll get a Julian Assange/Snowden type of gimmick as a heel but of course it will hilariously backfire and I'll be the most over face in the business for a couple months before Vince kills me.
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LuFisto - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 11:16:53 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6217795 Ignore Report Reply
I'm bringing back G-TV
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Greg Gagne - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 11:40:32 EST ID:CwL37hf7 No.6217799 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to feud with and bury the next NXT call-up.
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Shane Douglas - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 11:42:52 EST ID:S0asfI0h No.6217800 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858

I'm going to make a shocking return to build a SummerSlam program with the Undertaker, only for him to get injured and replaced by another WWE Legend--the Great Khali.
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Starman - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 17:22:21 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6217965 Ignore Report Reply
>>6217795
Big show will do his stall segment again but I'll be in the same stall with him, giggling.
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Brian Pillman - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 19:47:20 EST ID:RzTkP4b9 No.6218031 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the next indie signing to NXT that people will call overrated within 2 months
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Excalibur - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 19:52:27 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6218039 Ignore Report Reply
>>6218031
oh shit a dead man coming to nxt
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Dementia - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 23:00:52 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6218179 Ignore Report Reply
I'm starting a SWORDS AND SORCERY stable!
The next three RNG are with ME!
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Dave Taylor - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 23:24:35 EST ID:MYLVlk8q No.6218207 Ignore Report Reply
>>6218179
You have my axe.
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Michael Elgin - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 21:05:27 EST ID:DQFoU/Ek No.6218503 Ignore Report Reply
I hate brown people.
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John Morrison - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 21:17:17 EST ID:OgXC/NAm No.6218506 Ignore Report Reply
I plan on raping Sexy Star
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Jinsei Shinzaki - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 21:36:16 EST ID:ZlK5wLLx No.6218510 Ignore Report Reply
>>6218506
kek
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Gedo - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 21:37:34 EST ID:sXiAjUcs No.6218511 Ignore Report Reply
I will end Kofi's WWE title reign with the help of the next RNG, forming a tag team with them in the process.
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Lince Dorado - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 21:59:41 EST ID:mHVC6D8M No.6218515 Ignore Report Reply
>>6218511

Good thing that "Old Day" bit has already been done. Now we won't have to.
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Kevin Thorn - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 22:23:16 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.6218525 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to injure your favourite wrestler
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Grizzly Redwood - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 01:00:02 EST ID:RfTP8sDN No.6218565 Ignore Report Reply
Bryan Alvarez is secretly crazy about me while Meltz hates my guts.
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Chris Masters - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 02:19:49 EST ID:odxjTNom No.6218589 Ignore Report Reply
Me and the next two RNGs will form a stable to feud with the New Day.
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Rhett Titus - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 02:33:46 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6218590 Ignore Report Reply
>>6218589
Let’s fuck those black bastards up!
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Lizzy Valentine - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 02:57:07 EST ID:1x1xN/No No.6218592 Ignore Report Reply
>>6218589

Let it be known that I am only a part of this stable because I fuck Kevin Dunn's sweet ass and this push is my reward.
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Rhett Titus - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 05:18:48 EST ID:lACh8D9o No.6218602 Ignore Report Reply
>>6218589
>>6218590
>>6218592
I'll be your manager
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Rhett Titus - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 05:19:25 EST ID:lACh8D9o No.6218603 Ignore Report Reply
>>6218602
wtf is this?
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Adrian Adonis - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 06:04:54 EST ID:yf09eetF No.6218606 Ignore Report Reply
I will be new NXT GM, before being fired and showing up in ROH
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Jamie Noble - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 00:24:07 EST ID:CiDhZ9De No.6218984 Ignore Report Reply
I once stabbed a make a wish kid with a rusty knife
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JTG - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 01:07:49 EST ID:lACh8D9o No.6218993 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858
I revolutionized the slapping of thighs in modern indy-style wrestling
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Fritz Von Erich - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 01:49:57 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6218999 Ignore Report Reply
I introduced vince to the "ligma" joke and now he wont stop using it on everyone, thinking it's the funniest thing ever.
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Kevin Steen - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 13:18:40 EST ID:7TYnWuPH No.6219101 Ignore Report Reply
I'm getting a new finisher, it's a 450.
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Mad Man Pondo - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 15:48:40 EST ID:ixCKkr4U No.6219148 Ignore Report Reply
>>6219101
>new
I'll be the first person to no-sell it.
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Miyako Matsumoto - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 15:52:57 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6219152 Ignore Report Reply
I will win the Universal Title and do irreparable damage to the belt by drilling a large hole through the center do I can hang my dick out of it when I wear it to the ring.
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Sonjay Dutt - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 16:13:47 EST ID:uCowfzEY No.6219166 Ignore Report Reply
>>6219152
This is what Brock should have done with the belt tbh
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El Valiente - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 20:04:24 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6219292 Ignore Report Reply
>>6219166
implying brock isnt a sexless ken-doll space marine invented in a lab with spare parts. by me.
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Mo - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 20:17:48 EST ID:KZR8FUww No.6219303 Ignore Report Reply
I came up with the bridge noise for Aleister Black's entrance as a rib, but Vince loved it. Now Aleister beats me up every day :(
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El Valiente - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 13:21:37 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6219723 Ignore Report Reply
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My new gimmick is sexy sax man.
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A.J. Styles - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 13:40:08 EST ID:9FYonAPF No.6219730 Ignore Report Reply
Talked to Vince about my vacation to an amusement park, and one of my favorite attractions was the "Viking Experience" the then rubbed his chin and uttered: "Viking Experience huh? This gives me an idea," and I was like ok whatevs
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Dakota Darsow - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 14:00:54 EST ID:E360+aaa No.6219734 Ignore Report Reply
i came up with the viking experience name
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Sugar Dunkerton - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 14:10:39 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.6219737 Ignore Report Reply
>>6219723
based tim capello
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The Great Kabuki - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 16:05:24 EST ID:TLz8eCPB No.6219784 Ignore Report Reply
I pick where the Impact twitch streams from by throwing darts at a map
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Brooke Tessmacher - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 18:19:23 EST ID:xVfv25Jl No.6219927 Ignore Report Reply
>>6194811
>>6194813

Underrated shockers.
Also, AEW doesn't want me but sign me up as enhancement talent anyways.
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Jimmy Wang Yang - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 18:22:03 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6219930 Ignore Report Reply
Me and Rosemary made a sex tape that will be shown live on ESPN during the NBA Finals.
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Anthony Nese - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 18:37:28 EST ID:g7U2T0qC No.6219946 Ignore Report Reply
>>6219930
I filmed your sexcapades and got naked on camera myself. My tiny peen will be mocked for the rest of my natural born days
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Sabu - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 00:02:13 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6220214 Ignore Report Reply
>>6219930
That was actually me in Rosemary's makeup
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Brad Maddox - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 07:47:03 EST ID:QTCBa57G No.6220332 Ignore Report Reply
I'll be the next honorary member of the New Day.
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Ultimate Spider Jr. - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 08:46:55 EST ID:DIKFKCIe No.6220367 Ignore Report Reply
I'll show up at the next Impact taping completely fucked up on cocaine. My drug fueled ramblings will be so bizarre that they'll have no choice but to air it.
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Tursas - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 09:16:47 EST ID:g7U2T0qC No.6220382 Ignore Report Reply
>>6220332
Lol
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The Big Show - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 17:19:29 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6220602 Ignore Report Reply
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I'm bringing back the RIGHT TO CENSOR for the modern political climate.
WHO IS WITH ME???
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Stan Lane - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 01:09:25 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6220749 Ignore Report Reply
My new gimmick is standup comedian. Also I'm with Show.
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Sassy Stephie - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 01:53:51 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6220755 Ignore Report Reply
>>6220602
Not me. I'll be your first real feud after you kill some geeks like Ryder & Hawkins.
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Jonathan Coachman - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 04:42:22 EST ID:DIKFKCIe No.6220774 Ignore Report Reply
>>6220602
>Wight to Censor
I'll join the stable purely because of the name alone.
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Flip Kendrick - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 09:15:37 EST ID:rdlAFNBY No.6220844 Ignore Report Reply
After hearing about Leaving Neverland, Vince will give me a singing pedophile gimmick.
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Norman Smiley - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 20:45:44 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6221235 Ignore Report Reply
Vince is giving me an OJ Simpson gimmick. Quite tastless and very late to the party. White bronco segment was fun though. Even if Austin did it before.
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Tony Mamaluke - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 07:06:28 EST ID:uTaRxXCB No.6221334 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6221235
I'll never forgive Vince if he tarnishes the Big Wiggle's good name.
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Billy Kidman - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 07:47:57 EST ID:NxLYjpUf No.6221338 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the Viking Experience's new VKM-appointed manager
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Santino Marella - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 08:49:19 EST ID:E1+Xybxh No.6221356 Ignore Report Reply
I've been lactating recently
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Mean Gene Okerlund - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 09:00:23 EST ID:7TYnWuPH No.6221358 Ignore Report Reply
I enjoyed Fallout 4 and 76. Todd is going to make me an /pol/ buzzword of the month in their next game.
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Mean Gene Okerlund - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 09:01:40 EST ID:7TYnWuPH No.6221359 Ignore Report Reply
>>6221358
I actually meant a Non playable character. Forgot that's also a buzzword now, hope this isn't word filtered
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Meiko Satomura - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 09:07:21 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.6221360 Ignore Report Reply
>>6221356
Book it Vince
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Akebono - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 15:29:30 EST ID:b5DVHeh8 No.6221482 Ignore Report Reply
I am under the ring at every RAW show. Waiting.
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Slick Johnson - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 16:23:34 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6221503 Ignore Report Reply
Am I? Your fire? The one? Desire? BELIEVE. When I say. That I want it that way.
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LuFisto - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 16:25:29 EST ID:xVfv25Jl No.6221508 Ignore Report Reply
I was in the video with "Lana".
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William Regal - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 16:27:08 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6221509 Ignore Report Reply
After every show I stare at myself in the mirror naked and cry.
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Norman Smiley - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 17:44:11 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6221534 Ignore Report Reply
Sometimes I just don't know what I'm doing anymore.
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Colonel DeBeers - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 18:39:45 EST ID:z0bPliZN No.6221546 Ignore Report Reply
I'm gonna fuck that turkey puppet
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Sinister Minister - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 20:00:42 EST ID:RfTP8sDN No.6221568 Ignore Report Reply
CM Punk will make his epic return in a feud with me and lose
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Becky Bayless - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 20:43:44 EST ID:z0bPliZN No.6221578 Ignore Report Reply
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>>6221546
This is scary seeing as to how DeBeers won the turkey-on-a-pole match in AWA
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Axl Rotten - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 22:23:00 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6221607 Ignore Report Reply
I'll debut on RAW with an uber-nerd gimmick as well as a new finisher named after a Linux term that I actually stole from the next RNG.
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Michael McGillicutty - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 22:30:32 EST ID:DA/zuryp No.6221613 Ignore Report Reply
>>6221578
Deepest lore.
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Michael Tarver - Sat, 20 Apr 2019 11:27:56 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6221730 Ignore Report Reply
my RNG is spamming #FREEBRITNEY on twitter
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MVP - Sat, 20 Apr 2019 16:11:27 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6221803 Ignore Report Reply
I'm getting obnoxiously large breast implants. The nipples will be cockeyed.
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Kenta Kobashi - Sat, 20 Apr 2019 23:17:23 EST ID:cswecamw No.6221940 Ignore Report Reply
I will invent the deadly and risky triple rotation moonsault, inspiring a generation of foolish 20 year old wannabees, only to eventually die three quarters of the way through one at an indie show in front of 35 people.
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Al Snow - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 02:12:47 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6222894 Ignore Report Reply
I'm lactating.
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Roderick Strong - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 08:50:53 EST ID:O9UNFXgQ No.6222972 Ignore Report Reply
Meltzer gave/will give my retirement match 7 stars
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Nick Jackson - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 09:04:11 EST ID:g7sYTb5g No.6222975 Ignore Report Reply
I injured Bryan as revenge for injuring half the roster during his time retired.
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Tito Santana - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 13:13:23 EST ID:z54f/jWb No.6223055 Ignore Report Reply
I secretly have the largest cock in the world
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Too Cold Scorpio - Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:27:25 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6223449 Ignore Report Reply
I play many mmorpg's in my spare time.
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Nevaeh - Wed, 24 Apr 2019 12:33:57 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.6223472 Ignore Report Reply
Who the fuck am I oh god oh f
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Val Venis - Wed, 24 Apr 2019 13:09:13 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6223487 Ignore Report Reply
>>6223472
I sold you bad drugs.
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Wil Maximo - Thu, 25 Apr 2019 11:25:00 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6223859 Ignore Report Reply
Hogan's new sex tape is about to leak, starring me.
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Kazarian - Thu, 25 Apr 2019 22:32:02 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6224200 Ignore Report Reply
I'm hard.
Hard for the next RNG that is.
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Sherri Martel - Thu, 25 Apr 2019 22:40:24 EST ID:CiDhZ9De No.6224202 Ignore Report Reply
>>6224200
Funny, cause I'm moist. But little do you know I killed Brody.
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Apolo - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 11:12:19 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6224391 Ignore Report Reply
I'm being repackaged as AKI Man
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Duke Droese - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 19:52:06 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6224945 Ignore Report Reply
I have an absurdly large collection of Furbies
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Jamie Knoble - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 20:15:06 EST ID:Pk9q8Y4s No.6224960 Ignore Report Reply
Pat Patterson hired me because of my 12 inch cock
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Naomichi Marufuji - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 20:16:18 EST ID:CiDhZ9De No.6224961 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858
When I was signed I took a shit and hid it in the CEO's office. He has yet to find it all this time later.
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Nidia - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 00:13:12 EST ID:G0uyKAOX No.6225025 Ignore Report Reply
My main motivation in wrestling is to be as good as Ricky Ortiz.
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Colonel DeBeers - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 09:17:15 EST ID:q76WYIAV No.6225083 Ignore Report Reply
I fucked Lio Rush's wife while he was rehearsing
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The Rock - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 09:29:45 EST ID:1x1xN/No No.6225086 Ignore Report Reply
>>6225083

Actually, you got swerved. You were fucking my boy pussy the whole time. Lio Rush's wife was just in the locker room watching us and waiting for her husband to come back.
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Adam Cole - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 21:36:24 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6225384 Ignore Report Reply
I'm an overrated manlet piece of shit who should be serving sandwiches in a Wawa.
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Ace Austin - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 21:46:00 EST ID:6lubTvqQ No.6225387 Ignore Report Reply
The post above mine is a lie, I'm the one that fits that description
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Chris Hero - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 23:08:38 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6225435 Ignore Report Reply
I'll randomly show up on the next Smackdown to cut a promo that advocates parents having sex in front of their kids
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Leva Bates - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 02:19:43 EST ID:4mdz2bZq No.6225472 Ignore Report Reply
>>6225435
OH NO
OOOH NOOOOO
OH NO!
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Irwin R. Schyster - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 03:38:16 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6225478 Ignore Report Reply
I'm slowly eating several day old leftover mac n cheese while watching my career highlights on VHS, with a loaded pistol next to my plate.
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Justin King - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 09:39:37 EST ID:ixCKkr4U No.6225520 Ignore Report Reply
>>6225478
Very possible.

Your favorite match was with me in a cage.
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Madison Eagles - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 10:00:25 EST ID:IUF7yOHu No.6225524 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the real Fucking Machine not Brian Cage
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Who - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 13:03:55 EST ID:NYPvYvas No.6225587 Ignore Report Reply
I'm fully 100% gay
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Andy Douglas - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 03:38:58 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6225893 Ignore Report Reply
I get all my memes from 9gag and print shirts of them as gifts.
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Lance Steel - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 07:36:52 EST ID:m6YMfofx No.6225935 Ignore Report Reply
I got sentenced to wrestler's court for spoiling Endgame and tevealing that Haitch lied about being on it.
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Greg Excellent - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 18:30:40 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6226142 Ignore Report Reply
Upon Roman's next entrance, the sex tape highlights of he and I will be played over the titan tron instead of his video.
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Lance Storm - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 19:42:39 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6226189 Ignore Report Reply
I only have a job because the whole locker room likes playing with my penis. It's a pretty average dong, but for some reason the guys like pawing it back and forth like a cat does with yarn.
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Jeff Jarrett - Thu, 02 May 2019 02:52:35 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6226836 Ignore Report Reply
I am the Zodiac Killer
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SoCal Val - Thu, 02 May 2019 17:02:12 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6227137 Ignore Report Reply
I had sexual relations with Shelly Martinez and CM Punk.
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Husky Harris - Thu, 02 May 2019 17:10:44 EST ID:FncoCKKo No.6227144 Ignore Report Reply
>>6226836
I will find you
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Doug Basham - Fri, 03 May 2019 02:20:19 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6227324 Ignore Report Reply
>>6227137
Who didn't?
Hint: me
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Desmond Wolfe - Fri, 03 May 2019 02:54:39 EST ID:AIn5HT/D No.6227326 Ignore Report Reply
I will be WWE champion in the year 2020.
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Snitsky - Sat, 04 May 2019 01:34:27 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6227757 Ignore Report Reply
Vince is giving me a game of thrones gimmick in three years.
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Jun Akiyama - Sat, 04 May 2019 17:15:05 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6228075 Ignore Report Reply
I'll be your best friend if you let me drink your pee.
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Dakota Darsow - Sat, 04 May 2019 17:38:17 EST ID:rxIFjo4g No.6228086 Ignore Report Reply
It was my fault, not Snitsky's.
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Jacob Novak - Sat, 04 May 2019 20:11:25 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.6228146 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the one who killed your Firefox addons
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TAKA Michinoku - Sun, 05 May 2019 00:12:59 EST ID:sXiAjUcs No.6228198 Ignore Report Reply
>>6228146
I will be the only wrestler to advocate for using Google Chrome instead, causing a massive Twitter shitstorm and getting fired from wherever I work.
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Bob Sapp - Sun, 05 May 2019 00:22:04 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6228202 Ignore Report Reply
Water sucks, gatorade is better.
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Turbo - Sun, 05 May 2019 01:15:31 EST ID:iLe2GkB4 No.6228206 Ignore Report Reply
I will accidentally clothesline a fan during a spot by mistaking him for the actual plant that was supposed to take the clothesline. The fan will die later that night.
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Juventud Guerrera - Mon, 06 May 2019 00:14:21 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6228581 Ignore Report Reply
I've got realtor eyes.
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Velvet McIntyre - Mon, 06 May 2019 13:00:25 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6228683 Ignore Report Reply
I raped Nash.
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Penny Banner - Mon, 06 May 2019 13:11:07 EST ID:0apCxHYd No.6228688 Ignore Report Reply
I fuck your wrestling waifu on the reg.
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Ed Ferrara - Mon, 06 May 2019 14:51:41 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6228731 Ignore Report Reply
I will wrestle an hour long ladder match for the Universal Title only to have a huge purple dildo fall out of my ass when I finally grab the belt. Dave will rate it eight stars.
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Doug Basham - Tue, 07 May 2019 03:22:59 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6229055 Ignore Report Reply
I am currently being arrested for DUI
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Earl Hebner - Wed, 08 May 2019 18:37:53 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6230018 Ignore Report Reply
I'm joining Lacey and Lars to form an Alt-Reich stable.
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Ax - Wed, 08 May 2019 19:01:15 EST ID:r3T/T12j No.6230029 Ignore Report Reply
I'm gonna kill Al Snow, cut his face off and put it on Head. Then I'll interfere in the MITB match with a gun in my hand, making the other competitors flee. I'll let Al Snow's head get the case, and the match that comes with the contract, and force them to get the champ in and the cash-in started by holding Michael Cole at gunpoint. They'll naturally have no chance but to crown Al Snow as the new champ, but I'll shoot Michael Cole anyways. Afterwards I'll go on a reign of terror with Al, working as his gun-wielding manager. The reign ends when Reigns challenges us at WM wearing a bulletproof vest, and in the match he spears Al Snow's face off of Head, forcing Al Snow's title reign to be erased as it was really Head in a mask all along. Needless to say, this also works as a face-turn for Head.
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Kurumi - Thu, 09 May 2019 14:05:09 EST ID:CiDhZ9De No.6230425 Ignore Report Reply
>>6230018
I'll be part of the Woke SJW team (that Vince will book as heels) that feuds with your stable.
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Daivari - Thu, 09 May 2019 16:08:16 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6230468 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to die in the ring because drugs.
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LuFisto - Thu, 09 May 2019 18:14:35 EST ID:VFy+Gyhu No.6230503 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to die in the ring trying a new flippy move for the first time
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Cody Deaner - Thu, 09 May 2019 21:27:22 EST ID:joELpfsV No.6230576 Ignore Report Reply
I'm gonna die in my next match because my opponent will put me in a shoot wristlock
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Sonny Siaki - Thu, 09 May 2019 21:28:04 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6230577 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to die in the ring because I will challenge the next RNG to a match with all weapons allowed, and he will bring a shotgun.
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Jimmy Wang Yang - Thu, 09 May 2019 21:29:07 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6230578 Ignore Report Reply
I have full-blown AIDS and I do blade jobs in front of 50 people every weekend.
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Attache - Fri, 10 May 2019 11:46:35 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6230764 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to molest a child on live TV, thinking it was the right plant.
I dun goofed.
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Monty Brown - Fri, 10 May 2019 15:55:36 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6230921 Ignore Report Reply
I'm a bag boy at the local grocery store now.
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Serena Deeb - Fri, 10 May 2019 19:11:07 EST ID:NYPvYvas No.6230990 Ignore Report Reply
>>6230921
This one's probably actually true.
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Nick Patrick - Fri, 10 May 2019 19:15:49 EST ID:LUMg+nxK No.6230993 Ignore Report Reply
>>6230990
IIRC, Monty retired to take care of a sick family member. I dont think hes bagging groceries but i hope hes doing something nice.
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Jessie McKay - Fri, 10 May 2019 19:36:28 EST ID:SlgywPKz No.6230996 Ignore Report Reply
I once wrestled Hulk Hogan naked in a mudhouse for an 8ball of cocaine.
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Rocky Johnson - Fri, 10 May 2019 23:19:04 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6231054 Ignore Report Reply
>>6230996
And you snorted the whole thing out of my gaping anus.
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Babe the Farmer's Daughter - Sat, 11 May 2019 00:15:08 EST ID:3ayx20MU No.6231068 Ignore Report Reply
I’m going to get a big push but the day of my title match I’m going to overdose on pills and die.
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Rocky Johnson - Sat, 11 May 2019 00:33:22 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6231073 Ignore Report Reply
Vince is going to catch me in the locker room covering myself head to toe in poop and push me harder than Hogan, Austin, Rock and Cena combined.
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Traci Brooks - Sat, 11 May 2019 09:37:11 EST ID:c0L+44Yk No.6231136 Ignore Report Reply
I know Benoit’s secrets
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Dusty Rhodes - Sat, 11 May 2019 13:34:15 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.6231207 Ignore Report Reply
I'm the one who keeps bumping this
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Kodama - Sat, 11 May 2019 22:00:24 EST ID:CiDhZ9De No.6231397 Ignore Report Reply
I once took a shit and put it in a sammich on the catering table, I was amazed to see the Miz eat the entire thing without noticing.
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Chuck Palumbo - Sat, 11 May 2019 22:03:40 EST ID:kxZi35c1 No.6231399 Ignore Report Reply
this thread will outlive me
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Ted Turner - Sat, 11 May 2019 23:19:11 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6231418 Ignore Report Reply
I raped K-Dawg.
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Bobby The Brain Heenan - Sat, 11 May 2019 23:38:01 EST ID:y73oDH6a No.6231421 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858
I gave Rosemary free tickets to the Golden Corral buffet during her rehab.
Beat working for NoVaPro.
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Buddy Rogers - Sun, 12 May 2019 20:23:32 EST ID:CiDhZ9De No.6231678 Ignore Report Reply
Macho and I Eiffel towered Stephanie
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Jerry Lawler - Sun, 12 May 2019 20:27:14 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6231680 Ignore Report Reply
>>6231678
That was me in a wig.
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Giant Bernard - Mon, 13 May 2019 20:21:34 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6232163 Ignore Report Reply
I'm hereby issuing an open challenge to any RNG.
We're going to have a stairway to hell match.
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Barbarian - Mon, 13 May 2019 20:24:34 EST ID:jMLd+XDB No.6232166 Ignore Report Reply
>>6232163
GIANTOOO
BERNARDOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ed Ferrara - Mon, 13 May 2019 20:35:51 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6232173 Ignore Report Reply
>>6232163
I will do a run in and tip one of you off the ladder to start an angle that won't go anywhere. This will be the last significant thing I do in wrestling. I'll die unremembered five years later, a dish washer at a Chili's in South Dakota.
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Kharma - Mon, 13 May 2019 21:17:17 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6232185 Ignore Report Reply
I'll issue a weekly open challenge on RAW to anyone who thinks they can bring me to orgasm in the middle of the ring.
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Drew McIntyre - Mon, 13 May 2019 22:12:38 EST ID:P2NL5Msz No.6232207 Ignore Report Reply
>>6232185
Ill laugh at this person for working on RAW
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Rhaka Khan - Tue, 14 May 2019 00:41:38 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6232262 Ignore Report Reply
>>6232185
I'll be the repeat attempter that you just feel sorry for.
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Eddie Guerrero - Tue, 14 May 2019 01:10:20 EST ID:lACh8D9o No.6232271 Ignore Report Reply
>>6232185
I'll surprise you by showing exactly why my backstage nickname was 'the human tripod'
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Tony Atlas - Tue, 14 May 2019 09:12:08 EST ID:NYPvYvas No.6232311 Ignore Report Reply
I'll be the one to come along and put a stop to RNG threads for good because they're stale as fuck and got old a couple of weeks after we started doing them.
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D-Ray 3000 - Tue, 14 May 2019 09:21:46 EST ID:O9UNFXgQ No.6232313 Ignore Report Reply
>>6232311
I’ll be your mentor and teach you how to have fun. And I’ll also let you touch my feet.
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Seth Rollins - Tue, 14 May 2019 19:39:05 EST ID:yOoDinLw No.6232571 Ignore Report Reply
I'm fucking Becky Lynch
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Giant Bernard - Tue, 14 May 2019 19:49:04 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6232575 Ignore Report Reply
>>6232571
That was also me in a wig.
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Cheyenne Cher - Tue, 14 May 2019 20:46:57 EST ID:FT7fbyfG No.6232589 Ignore Report Reply
I'm fucking Charlotte/stallioning Andrade and it will eventually cause Andrade to lose his shit and cause a massive PR scandal.
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Jim Cornette - Tue, 14 May 2019 20:54:10 EST ID:ISVkPzm7 No.6232594 Ignore Report Reply
I have AIDS
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Joker - Tue, 14 May 2019 21:44:11 EST ID:U28QmYT+ No.6232613 Ignore Report Reply
>>6232594
Cornie contracted aids from me
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Skip Sheffield - Wed, 15 May 2019 01:29:25 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6232690 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to live to the ripe old age of 101.
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Johnny the Bull - Wed, 15 May 2019 02:06:17 EST ID:L4YJHN0X No.6232700 Ignore Report Reply
>>6232589
>stallionold posting

Another new low for you
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Awesome Kong - Wed, 15 May 2019 15:00:23 EST ID:nbNr4u3F No.6232971 Ignore Report Reply
I'm a huge adrenochrome junkie and will live longer than >>6232690
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Nick Patrick - Wed, 15 May 2019 22:33:13 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6233204 Ignore Report Reply
I'm so broke that I'm eating dog food right now.
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Matt Bentley - Wed, 15 May 2019 23:27:53 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6233226 Ignore Report Reply
>>6233204
I'm so poor that I'm sucking his dick for half the can.
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Pacman Jones - Wed, 15 May 2019 23:30:23 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6233228 Ignore Report Reply
>>6233204
I offered you a gourmet steak dinner in exchange for guest hosting an episode of my podcast, but you rudely declined.
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Cactus Jack - Thu, 16 May 2019 16:30:45 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6233579 Ignore Report Reply
My family has origins in very famous freak side shows.
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Leia Meow - Thu, 16 May 2019 18:06:36 EST ID:lACh8D9o No.6233629 Ignore Report Reply
Hating injustice in all forms, I paid Lars' fine
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Apolo - Thu, 16 May 2019 20:48:33 EST ID:le5REDAY No.6233727 Ignore Report Reply
>>6233629
With WWEShop store credit no less
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Sean O'Haire - Thu, 16 May 2019 22:48:54 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6233811 Ignore Report Reply
HHH and Stephanie's have arranged for me to marry all of their daughters when they reach legal age. We'll be the most powerful polyamorous group in wrestling since Vince, HHH and Stephanie.
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Bubba Ray Dudley - Thu, 16 May 2019 23:30:13 EST ID:nbNr4u3F No.6233847 Ignore Report Reply
I'll have my interesting gimmick stripped from me before bafflingly being rocketed to the main event scene at a total CAW and I'll orbit around the main event scene for the rest of my life despite not being over in any way.

If I'm already very CAW-like then I'll become a complete mute and whatever else it takes to make me even blander than I am.
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Atsushi Kotoge - Fri, 17 May 2019 17:50:53 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6234169 Ignore Report Reply
My contract has a clause that allows me to not work with PERSONS OF COLOR.
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Fri, 17 May 2019 17:50:56 EST ID: iLikEToleARn No.6234170 Report Reply
>>6234169
I bought a bunch of companies are going to continue the ridiculous contract that would mean he’d be willing to give a fuck about freedom of the older I've gotten to you.
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Kristal - Fri, 17 May 2019 20:58:21 EST ID:nbNr4u3F No.6234265 Ignore Report Reply
I'll cause of wave sleazy un-PG programing after my controversial gimmick does gangbusters for some indy, such gangbusters that causes whichever company to completely ignore any kind of bad PR and just roll with it.
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Aldo Montoya - Fri, 17 May 2019 20:59:45 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.6234267 Ignore Report Reply
>>6234170
Oi oi NJ, you cant play unless you're using RNG too
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Generalissimo Takada - Fri, 17 May 2019 23:05:28 EST ID:DQFoU/Ek No.6234315 Ignore Report Reply
Tonight TMZ busts me for selling drugs to school children while dressed as a nun.
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Blue Panther - Fri, 17 May 2019 23:15:01 EST ID:EvYXc0Fp No.6234320 Ignore Report Reply
>>6234265
stop using the RNG thread for your fantasies you freak
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Ebessan - Fri, 17 May 2019 23:16:56 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6234321 Ignore Report Reply
I'll be the center part of a human centipede with the next two RNGs and start a feud with The New Day.
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Delirious - Fri, 17 May 2019 23:40:09 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6234330 Ignore Report Reply
I really hate myself.
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Jasmine St. Claire - Sat, 18 May 2019 05:16:38 EST ID:V6OydAK3 No.6234380 Ignore Report Reply
I threw a birthday party last year and the only person who showed up was Luther Reigns
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Beef Wellington - Sat, 18 May 2019 17:53:44 EST ID:CiDhZ9De No.6234572 Ignore Report Reply
I aint eva had peas befo
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Delirious - Sat, 18 May 2019 19:16:27 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6234599 Ignore Report Reply
>>6234321
>>6234330
>>6234380
What a shit team.

I'm a grower, not a shower.
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Evangelina - Sat, 18 May 2019 19:47:52 EST ID:do3MNKex No.6234617 Ignore Report Reply
I'm replacing Big E in the New Day.
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Billy Gunn - Sat, 18 May 2019 20:03:00 EST ID:5l17+F3R No.6234620 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going to die live at Double or Nothing
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Big John Studd - Sat, 18 May 2019 20:05:10 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.6234621 Ignore Report Reply
>>6234620
not impossible

I killed Ashley Massaro
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Command Bolshoi - Sun, 19 May 2019 21:30:54 EST ID:nbNr4u3F No.6235193 Ignore Report Reply
Next big MeToo sex scandal here baby.
A victim of the next RNG I mean.
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AKIRA - Sun, 19 May 2019 21:33:44 EST ID:hhRmYXs8 No.6235198 Ignore Report Reply
Pac vs Page at Double or Nothing will be replaced with me vs the RNG below me.
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Ricky Reyes - Sun, 19 May 2019 22:30:34 EST ID:cqKJliem No.6235243 Ignore Report Reply
>>6235198
We'll do a bunch of flippy stuff for five minutes before the next two RNGs interfere and AEW commissioner Teddy Long comes out to announce the main event with all four of us in A TAG TEAM MATCH, PLAYA
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Jackson James - Sun, 19 May 2019 22:32:14 EST ID:do3MNKex No.6235244 Ignore Report Reply
>>6235243
I'm going into business for myself during this match. It's gonna suck.
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Mustafa Said - Tue, 21 May 2019 04:03:10 EST ID:nbNr4u3F No.6236146 Ignore Report Reply
I'll start an indy that will have an almost revolutionary never before seen style that will struggle to stay alive constantly and will be ripped off by big companies which will lead them to another boom period.
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Justice - Tue, 21 May 2019 23:03:02 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6236563 Ignore Report Reply
I sell ice cream now.
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Naomi - Tue, 21 May 2019 23:21:02 EST ID:sGZwff1s No.6236576 Ignore Report Reply
I get into arguments on wrestling message boards
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Justice - Wed, 22 May 2019 00:01:35 EST ID:29rFEQNh No.6236588 Ignore Report Reply
>>6236576
No you don't.
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Sumie Sakai - Wed, 22 May 2019 00:11:10 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.6236591 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858
Kevin Nash wasn't raped but I was
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ODB - Wed, 22 May 2019 00:44:34 EST ID:ScPKSNsp No.6236595 Ignore Report Reply
>>6190858
I was caught masturbating to a picture of Stephanie McMahon and she rewarded me for it.
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Teddy Long - Wed, 22 May 2019 00:50:58 EST ID:BcUlPdcB No.6236600 Ignore Report Reply
>>6236595
I was caught masturbating to the idea of ODB masturbating to a picture of Stephanie McMahon.
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Sumie Sakai - Wed, 22 May 2019 01:08:15 EST ID:4whUyJgM No.6236606 Ignore Report Reply
>>6236600
tag team fantasies playa
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Kimona Wanaleya - Wed, 22 May 2019 12:46:03 EST ID:WY7RYkDi No.6236740 Ignore Report Reply
I like to relax in a kiddie pool filled with rum.
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Tracy Smothers - Wed, 22 May 2019 13:16:20 EST ID:+cJmVlUp No.6236757 Ignore Report Reply
I am really two Mexican minis in disguise.


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