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Average wrestlers that you mark for.

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- Sun, 08 Sep 2019 07:49:47 EST N5OJXAeK No.6293809
File: 1567943387035.jpg -(87306B / 85.26KB, 976x741) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Average wrestlers that you mark for.
They're not the best on the mic, they're not the best in the ring, they didn't do much with their career, they never appear in top 10 lists that much. But you still absolutely love them. Who are they?
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Alundra Blayze - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 08:05:36 EST bWZ+YR1t No.6293814 Reply
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This motherfucker right here. Waited like 15 minutes after the show to buy a shirt from the guy at the last NEW Poughkeepsie show because he was uploading the show to the Highspots server. A true jack of all trades and he earned that video production merit badge.
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STIGMA - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 09:33:37 EST Jyafr0HS No.6293828 Reply
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>>6293809
Breeze. Granted he wrestled Jushin Thunder L Fashion Files got over huge, but after that he and Dango got lost in the shuffle. I marked when Breeze returned to NXT, and then again when Dango came back looking baller.
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STIGMA - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 09:39:01 EST Jyafr0HS No.6293830 Reply
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>>6293828
>shit posted before i was done writing
wew
Anyway Breezango slick black PS Triple style on NXT now brother.
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Mona - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 10:12:04 EST LgcxsYRf No.6293849 Reply
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Should have had a run with the strap.
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Nunzio - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 10:15:04 EST HBLWC/LC No.6293853 Reply
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I'm always gonna woo-woo-woo.

>>6293849
Summer Rae was perfect as the OG Queen B of NXT.

>>6293830
Ironically this is the worst look either of them have ever had. They're fashionistas, give them some fabulous colours.
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Santino Marella - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 11:04:28 EST 0ia2DwE9 No.6293860 Reply
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>>6293814
Jake gave the world Freight Train, for that i will always love the Manscout. Thank you Based Jake Mandy
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Stephanie McMahon-Levesque - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 11:49:43 EST xRPb2TFv No.6293865 Reply
>>6293830
Fashion Files was one of the highlights of Smackdown Live.
It's a shame they never just pulled the trigger and gave them a run with the titles
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Matt Striker - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 11:56:44 EST LUMg+nxK No.6293867 Reply
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Savio Vega.

Should have given him an IC title run.
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STIGMA - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 12:48:08 EST Jyafr0HS No.6293877 Reply
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>>6293853
As much as I like slick black PS3 attires, I agree they could use a new look. Dango looked fucking baller when he came back to save Breeze. They even did a backstage promo about policing their own fashion and reimagining Breezango, but all they've really done is get a new theme.
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Heidenreich - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 15:27:06 EST 4gw1zwR1 No.6293911 Reply
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I'll just share my boy stable.

Steve Blackman (top boy)
Hurricane
Gangrel
Mordecai
TAKA
Heath Slater

Controversial pick: Rusev
Specifically, his time with Summer Rae. That love triangle feud with Ziggler was terrible, but I absolutely loved Ruru and all the promos he cut. He single-handedly carried that entire angle.
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Adam Cole - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 15:29:05 EST y73oDH6a No.6293912 Reply
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Since I'm about to start missing Orange Cassidy due to contractual hell, I've been a mark for his replacement as the funniest guy to step in the ring. Him and his conscience.
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Raisha Saeed - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 15:32:17 EST yW/6cJ4l No.6293914 Reply
Don't know if he really counts since he was NWA Champion, but Ken Shamrock. I'm excited to see his match with Moose even though it's probably going to be mediocre.
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Chyna - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 16:22:48 EST SWR55QG0 No.6293918 Reply
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My number two guy behind Steamboat growing up.
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Tyson Kidd - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 17:08:13 EST G156Apwm No.6293925 Reply
>>6293914
>Don't know if he really counts since he was NWA Champion

because only the best of the best were competing for the nwa title in 2002. besides, even if he wasn't average then, it's 17 years later. it's safe to say he's out of his prime.
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Gedo - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 19:18:54 EST OEScMBdD No.6293962 Reply
I can't think of any, I must have excellent taste :^)

Idk, I used to mark for the Ascension, even after they got called up. These days I don't care about them
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Bastion Booger - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 19:31:10 EST Yg7V4+qd No.6293969 Reply
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Might be below average but idgaf. I wish they would return and win all 4 sets of tag titles.
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Xavier Woods - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 21:01:02 EST L4YJHN0X No.6293998 Reply
>>6293911
Rusev has always been great character work.

In a related vein: always liked Sly LeFort and thought he had endless potential as a manager if nothing else.
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Eddie Edwards - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 21:14:03 EST DucfTAdh No.6294009 Reply
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Always gave me an "oh shit" feeling
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Monster C - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 22:12:50 EST QdEjBP+k No.6294025 Reply
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I was a huge Carlito mark, loved playing as him in Day of Reckoning.
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Savio Vega - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:37:45 EST Yg7V4+qd No.6294049 Reply
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>Royal Rumble
>5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
>Lights go out
>Small spotlight on stage
>A familiar mic drops from the ceiling
>MISTERRRRRR!
>Kennedy's theme hits & he appears.
>Grabs mic and does spiel.
>Does one Mic Check and gets eliminated.

Would mark hard. I think he could be a great manager if they gave it a shot.
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Xavier Woods - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 02:22:47 EST L4YJHN0X No.6294058 Reply
>>6294049
There were moments where he showed flashes of brilliance however it never got honed into anything consistent.

He's also one of only a few people who can say they've had a legitimately good casket match
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Ricky Steamboat - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 02:37:29 EST Wp+LMNIH No.6294060 Reply
>>6294009
rhyno always cons me into marking out for him, then he gets into the ring and a minute passes and i remember that his ringwork sucks outside of the gore. i think he's one of the last wrestlers to have that really natural coked out vibe and energy
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2 Tuff Tony - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 04:06:49 EST HBLWC/LC No.6294064 Reply
>>6294060
I'm sure he's long past his prime but I always remember him being an above-average big boi
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Kazarian - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 04:52:29 EST 0oGh3TdI No.6294067 Reply
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It was objectively just a run-of-the-mill heel stable, but damn if the Cabinet wasn't fun in the short period it existed.
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Colin Delaney - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 05:12:58 EST 7UiOWAy8 No.6294069 Reply
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REAL MEN WEAR SKIRTS
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Garbleflab - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 06:08:37 EST T9W6iIUj No.6294072 Reply
>>6293826

Ryback was top tier as far as controlling the crowd. His unfortunate stint with COMMUNISM is what did him in
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Rene Dupree - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 13:06:11 EST mQt21HGJ No.6294148 Reply
The entire current Impact roster is boy status pretty much.
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Charlie Haas - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 15:12:42 EST 3WmGZTtG No.6294183 Reply
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>>6293809
Al Snow. In fact, he's one of my favorites of all time. He really acted like a totally insane son of a bitch with that mannequin head, and I loved the hell out of that. I never understood why he wasn't a bigger star.
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STIGMA - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 15:47:55 EST ooxghLVe No.6294194 Reply
I was gonna say Taichi but he even might be too good for ya boy status. Chase Owens though perfectly exemplifies it.
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Hurricane Helms - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 21:31:19 EST L4YJHN0X No.6294352 Reply
>>6294183
Every shoot interview he's ever given paints him as one insufferable shithead. That might be a clue.

>>6294081
>>6294141
How big of a shitstorm does the phrase have to be for communism to be an improvement?
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Lance Bravado - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 21:35:46 EST y73oDH6a No.6294355 Reply
>>6294352
Damn cheesgraters. Only the most strawberryed spider experts can't get over this shit. Airwolf.

From your friendly 7chan.
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Lance Bravado - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 21:47:24 EST y73oDH6a No.6294363 Reply
>>6294361
7chan didn't invent cat planets, only perfected them. 4 of them in that post.
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Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 23:33:06 EST OJTTcniE No.6294426 Reply
>>6294363
Why are you all so enthusiastically ranting about luchadors moonsaulting for nothing more than a giant bingo hall, crying like a bunch of amazing smark cuties that still somehow can't handle a heel running the show?

No steel cages here, just keep crying about the booking process disappointing you every chance it gets. Meanwhile Nick Gage will keep showing referees screaming "curtain jerker!!!" that he's still murder death kill, and exoticos are no different from yardtards.
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Giant Bernard - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 02:06:21 EST hoKbmvhN No.6294448 Reply
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i started watching wrestling around wrestlemania 32 and ive been a baron mark since i first saw him
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Rockin' Robin - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 02:31:31 EST kDhu5Ddp No.6294451 Reply
>>6294448
This wannabe Lex Luthor phase of his career is weird, but still pretty entertaining compared to a lot of boring shit happening these days, but I was always really interested in him because he's more of a character worker than ring worker. Just really wish he had a deeper voice, it doesn't have to be Wagner-like but something deeper than what he has.
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Norman Smiley - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 02:47:32 EST kY08DZ3v No.6294454 Reply
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I think his push in ECW was purely political. For those uninitiated, Justin Credible was affiliated with The Kliq. His partner Lance Storm having been from Calgary and one of the last people to be trained by Stu Hart, made their whole gimmick out of the Montreal Screwjob. Heyman successfully lured Scott Hall to working a few house shows by exploiting Credible's connection, and they nearly talked Shawn Michaels into coming out of retirement in ECW but Vince McMahon put the nix on that. Who knows what else could have been negotiated had the ordeal lasted?

Anyway, the obvious political strategy aside, I believe through actually watching Justin Credible's heel run that the company and fans alike understood that Justin was not great, his whole character was that he was underwhelming. Even his gimmick name 'Justin Credible' is a nod to this. His name is "credible," not INCREDIBLE, but he believes and is pushed as if he IS incredible, almost as if his position in the company is based purely on political ties with the powers that be.

There are references in every single one of his ECW storylines to him being a "hack" who steals people's gimmicks, moves, nicknames, and even poses. He was accused by announcers on-air of ripping off Raven, Shane Douglas, The Sandman, Undertaker, Goldberg, Steve Austin. Many of his opponents were scripted to call him a coward who sucked, and that his catch phrase and gimmick were lame as fuck. Those are nearly direct quotes. He barely ever defended his title successfully without interference or cheating. For all of the hate that this character and wrestler got, I truly believe they were looking at an example of meta wrestling art, and judging it based on pedestrian standards.

Looking back, I think that the dedication to keeping the content and the art form interesting for only extreme smarks is a major reason why ECW became less marketable and dead as a result. This sort of extremely "inside" content was clever as hell, and it would fair very well today, because there is more of an audience for it. At the time, the industry was booming and the hardcore fanbase was huge. As it all dropped off in general, it made the need for 'smart' or artistic wrestling totally unnecessary.

I have seen people on /wooo/ recently trashing Cyrus' early ECW character where he was pandering to smarks. Again, he was a heel and the whole point of his character is that he was a WWF reject who was fired because nobody fucking liked him and he had too much heat. Cyrus' gimmick was based partly on Vince McMahon backstage in WWF. Just goes to show ECW was too ahead of its time and is still working the marks even in archive broadcasts and encore presentations.
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Lizmark Jr. - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 06:10:31 EST zLTDgNwP No.6294466 Reply
>>6294460
>Jackie Boy is far, far too skilled to be "average".

Shut the FUCK up, Smarky.
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Kamala - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 07:27:22 EST LUMg+nxK No.6294472 Reply
>>6294454
And he still was somehow not the worst member of X-Factor

that belongs to x-pac
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Ted DiBiase - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 08:56:08 EST 3WmGZTtG No.6294486 Reply
>>6293809
Y'know, another guy who nobody else seems to give a damn about but I actually like is Davey Boy Smith Jr. I occasionally watch World of Sport, and he's the only guy there who was really entertaining to me. I feel like he really has potential to be a big star, tbh.
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Madusa - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 09:17:46 EST HBLWC/LC No.6294489 Reply
>>6294466
Imagine getting this ass-blasted over >marky of all people getting shat on.
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Devon - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 12:45:00 EST pEXfIRkf No.6294535 Reply
>>6294486
I've enjoyed him in MLW and agree that he's still got untapped potential despite doing this for so long.
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Milano Collection A.T. - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 13:12:42 EST l4fEqB+B No.6294544 Reply
>>6294448
I really want to hate him, and there are times I do, but at the same time he is my boy from back in NXT days. I guess I can't explain it, but if I had to I'd say that he mostly sucks but has some good moments. It's almost ironic enjoyment when he does shit like winning last night. He's gotten better in the ring and on the mic but that's not saying tons.
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Akeem - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 19:52:25 EST mQt21HGJ No.6294730 Reply
WHO IN THE FUCK IS MARKY. BEEN SEEING HIM GET STALKED FOR OVER A YEAR AND HAVE NOT SEEN ANY CLUE AS TO WHY HE IS BEING FOLLOWED AROUND OR MATTERS
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PAC - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 21:19:58 EST L4YJHN0X No.6294774 Reply
>>6294730
marky is the weirdo shitposter from a while back who, aside from having idiotic takes on the graps in general, would devolve his posts into rambling about his bizarre polluter fetishes.

He was banned for this but apparently evading them is cool with the mods now. It's very easy to spot him if you're familiar with his "distinct" posting style.

>"stalked"

no?
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Harley Race - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 09:19:09 EST JYaHdZGi No.6294961 Reply
>>6294730
It's been over a year, so good for you if you didn't notice earlier. Marky is a shitty poster who used to be a shitposter. Everybody forgot about him when he got less obnoxious, except for bItch ass HBLWC/LC (aka "Smarky") has a fascination with the guy. So he stalks marky relentlessly, always jumping on his posts, and it's great to see other people starting to take notice. Following a poster around the board for a day is fucked up; doing it for 18 months should be an infraction.
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Ring Ryda Red - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 12:42:03 EST HBLWC/LC No.6295033 Reply
>>6294961
This isn't gonna happen no matter how many burner IDs you use, pal.
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Earl Hebner - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 19:06:18 EST 3GK+eenx No.6295254 Reply
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It wasn't until years later that I heard about the incident where he kicked JBL in the head at the airport. Made me like him even more.
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Mil M‡scaras - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 19:38:00 EST DucfTAdh No.6295264 Reply
>>6295254
Has JBL ever beaten anyone up, or just was he just a dick until they snapped?
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Heath Slater - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 20:08:26 EST TAlwwXua No.6295271 Reply
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Positively Kanyon was based, as was the cheesiness of Mortis
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Daizee Haze - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 08:09:45 EST YX00y+/i No.6295439 Reply
>>6295264
I heard he beat up Duke "The Dumpster" Droese and I think Brian Christopher.
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Hydra - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 10:56:23 EST g0JhSpRF No.6295464 Reply
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>>6295095
a little off topic but Spike was a top tier deck in Raw Deal (wwf trading card game) for quite some time. It's funny because jobbers were the best decks while super popular guys like The Rock or Austin had a bunch of strategies but the cards were too expensive.
IIRC, somebody made a stupid The Hurricane deck that ended up winning the world championship.
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Hydra - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 11:53:15 EST g0JhSpRF No.6295483 Reply
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>>6295479
there's a community who creates their own cards and shit but they're fans of the late gameplay era (before the reboot) so most of the "new" cards are too overpowered for my taste in trading card games.

I wanna make a Raw Deal thread but first I need to prepare some images and read about all the things I don't remember. Nobody talks about this but the game used a lot of insider lingo.
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Shad Gaspard - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 12:09:51 EST H97lkgSz No.6295491 Reply
>>6295484
Oh man, it was so good. Such a good time. my Raven deck chock full of chairshots and drop toe holds was a beast for a short period.
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P.N. News - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 12:27:41 EST GXHNtkkw No.6295495 Reply
>>6295484
I recall hearing positive things about it in the CCG circles I ran in back in the day
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Hydra - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 12:56:50 EST g0JhSpRF No.6295504 Reply
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>>6295484
>>6295495
Back then, almost every MTG pro in my city was into this game even if they weren't wrestling fans because the game was great. Raw Deal had many variables for deckbuilding, Comic Images took some ideas from mtg like the color pie or counterspells and made it mandatory. You needed a "superstar card" and each one had their own unique cards. The third edition (backlash) added horizontal cards that made you modify your character and chances (like drawing three more cards in your starting hand, mulligan, decide who starts, end your opponent first turn before he does anything). This balanced many wrestlers, specially the ones with 2 or less superstar value (this value determines who starts the game).
The game has three card types, maneuvers, actions and reversals. Maneuvers are sub divided in five categories (strike, grapple, submission, high risk, trademark finisher), Actions (mtg sorceries, draw X cards, recover X cards) and Reversals (counterspells for each type of maneuver and actions). You win by milling your opponent's deck with your maneuvers. Action cards let you put cards from your discard pile back into your hand or deck. So you have to attack, try to stay alive, and counter.

pic related was mandatory for years.
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Shane McMahon - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 15:54:05 EST sK8BwNDg No.6295596 Reply
>>6295575
Posters ripping into marky has been a thing for years. It's honestly tame now compared to a couple of years ago.
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Sojournor Bolt - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 23:39:35 EST HBLWC/LC No.6295751 Reply
>>6295575
Nope, newbie. At his peak he was one of the most insufferable shitposters on /wooo/.

>"obsesses"

Et tu?
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Atsushi Kotoge - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 03:51:52 EST l4fEqB+B No.6295786 Reply
>>6295575
This has to be written by someone who did not have to live through the year of him posting almost daily about his mayo sandwich/deforestation Nikki Bella fetish. The dude would derail threads by swearing up and down Mojo Rawley was a cruiserweight. Plus, saying shut up >marky is like bringing up amiiboos to swerveface or when orange wonder was here replying something like personal attack me or I own a gun. It's just a meme.
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Golga - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 06:19:35 EST v0UW1WDf No.6295796 Reply
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Jake Crist is one underrated motherfucker and im glad they put the X Division title on him
don't watch spoilers but i hope the direction Impact went with their booking is that they have Dave and Fulton become a tag while Jake does more stuff with the championship, would be ideal
OVE is a very /boy/ stable now that i think of it, maybe not Sami because he's well known and decently popular, but anyone else definitely fits that moniker
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Mad Dog Vachon - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 10:42:37 EST GXHNtkkw No.6295833 Reply
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>>6295796
is Jake the one in orange? he reminds me of Tyce, in a good way
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Smash - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 12:40:20 EST Sisj5G0M No.6295857 Reply
>>6295793
It's going to be so disappointing when her nudes finally leak and her bolt ons are looking like a car wreck.
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Rikishi - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 12:46:43 EST rUgIGGHn No.6295859 Reply
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In a company full flippy lichadors, I always marked for Mr Cisco.
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Pokka !!4vMEXnV5 - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 17:07:34 EST AQOdknie No.6295913 Reply
>>6295796
Yeah, he's been great this year and his interactions with Sami are pretty funny as he became the "Golden Draw"
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Razor Ramon HG - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 17:27:46 EST PmWqZVf/ No.6295919 Reply
>>6295877
Him and Abyss are producing in WWE, so good for them. When you think about it his start in Backyard Wrestling DVDs held him back a lot I think.

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