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- Thu, 12 Sep 2019 14:22:18 EST b6Ee22oP No.6295543
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Was messing around and seen this...

A WWE Slow Cooker. I shit you not.
https://shop.wwe.com/wwe-championship-slow-cooker/0099D4C5F9.html
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El Santo - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 14:43:58 EST 3WmGZTtG No.6295557 Reply
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>>6295543
Imagine having that on your fucking countertop when your friends come over for drinks.
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Mean Smark Callous !DCxC2Z8fnY - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 15:40:13 EST jvKWW/+T No.6295589 Reply
>>6295557

I would counter with the notion that for someone who might not be very good at using a slow cooker (i.e. leaving food in for too long or not allowing the food to cook fully), then a WWE branded slow cooker would be the most perfect choice.
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CRAPCOM !SNGayGTIcE - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:23:58 EST oBoI/UZ6 No.6295625 Reply
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i can't believe someone here is going to buy this and all of matt taven's other merch when rush fails to win the ROH belt, but that wager is locked in stone
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Gerald Brisco - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:44:41 EST YlKMygy/ No.6295635 Reply
>>6295543

>not even using The Rock's catchphrase

YOU HAD ONE JOB, MARKETING TEAM.
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Mean Smark Callous !DCxC2Z8fnY - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 18:13:27 EST mHVC6D8M No.6295650 Reply
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ARMBARS EVERYWHERE
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Dr. Cube - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 18:44:03 EST y73oDH6a No.6295657 Reply
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>>6295570
Does that come with something to hold your car keys? Wait, considering it's the Usos...nevermind.
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El Santo - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:09:42 EST 3WmGZTtG No.6295671 Reply
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This one is quite embarrassing.
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Dr. Cube - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:11:04 EST y73oDH6a No.6295672 Reply
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Just realized I had something my old manager gave me about 6 years ago. He knew I liked wrestling, and I do, but you could force feed me a truckload of laxatives and not give a shit about the 'e.

At least it's got Roddy Piper.
Apologies for crappy pic.
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Heath Slater - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:17:06 EST v+89tD9l No.6295675 Reply
>>6295672
>the state of this picture

nigga get your camera checked for glaucoma
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Howard Finkel - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:37:31 EST IOJUtiT2 No.6295680 Reply
>>6295672

nice of your boss to give you a tube filled with jizz and also pro wrestler figurines.
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Madusa - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:47:39 EST tmdtWLR3 No.6295682 Reply
Oh yeah, the WWE Slow Cooker? Isn't that the one where it smells good and the food SEEMS like it's done and SEEMS like it done and SEEMS like it's done, but by the time it's actually ready to eat it's four months too late and you don't care anymore?
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CRAPCOM !SNGayGTIcE - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:11:33 EST oBoI/UZ6 No.6295690 Reply
>>6295682
it's a great complement to the WWE microwave, where you re-heat the same dishes from 20-30 years ago to diminishing returns, or the WWE toaster oven, where you put in a cheese sandwich but it comes out as dog food
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Miss Elizabeth - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 21:22:07 EST vCkiVt97 No.6295714 Reply
>>6295640
I wish people would stop this shit because I want an original and all I can find nowadays is this cropped knockoff.
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Carlito - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 21:26:57 EST tubuDWb0 No.6295716 Reply
>>6295543
I had to return this after it kept changing my food at the last minute.
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Lance Storm - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 23:35:56 EST z0bPliZN No.6295746 Reply
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Non awful wrestling products. Snitsky's Power Pressure Cooker XL.
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Haruna Akagi - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 16:30:09 EST dYhrmb6W No.6295909 Reply
>>6295604
$40 isn't all that unreasonable for a large golf umbrella like that.
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Tito Santana - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 01:37:24 EST 0g8+IxW/ No.6296012 Reply
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I could post "ask me about my creature", Sin Cara's boner or AJ's TNA cum shirt, but I feel we should shit a little bit more on the Attitude Era.

I get that Rikishi was over, and so was the stinkface, but I will never get their obsession with ass shirts or love ballads about asses.
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Tito Santana - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 01:46:26 EST 0g8+IxW/ No.6296013 Reply
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>>6296012
And while the AJ shirt that accidentally looks like cum is funny, the time WWF intentionally made a cum shirt is fucking hilarious.
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Vin Gerard - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 11:00:43 EST NbxmdHMb No.6296087 Reply
>>6295746
The comments are great. People making it wasn't my fault references and whoever runs that channel on youtube trying to ask them about fixing their problem
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Dave Taylor - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 12:18:37 EST Jyafr0HS No.6296106 Reply
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>>6296012
>having a shirt with a picture of an obese man's semi bare ass on it
>the black fadings on the image make it look like there's shit on it
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Tiger Jeet Singh - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 14:34:51 EST 3WmGZTtG No.6296143 Reply
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>Does your breakfast lack a Championship spirit? Spice up the most important meal of the day with the latest release from Uncanny Brands – the WWE Toaster. The latest in our roster of licensed appliances burns the WWE mark on your bread, Englishmuffin or waffle. It also features a glittering WWE logo on the outside of the cool touch housing. Adjustable settings let you go light or bring the heat.
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Henry O. Godwinn - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 14:38:05 EST 0AcdH2Qk No.6296146 Reply
>>6296012
>>6296013
These shirts remind me of that chubby kid in middleschool who always had greasy hair and large quantities of no-name food
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El Oriental - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 14:46:21 EST GXHNtkkw No.6296149 Reply
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>>6295543
make it a bunch of CMLL masks or belts, price it reasonably and I'd probably get it when my plain slow cooker eventually dies
or maybe a part of that big Arena Mexico mural
this would look awesome on a slowcooker
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Shark Girl - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 15:31:08 EST Ybchf0OF No.6296157 Reply
What market hasn't WWE tried getting into? Condoms?

Beast Incarnate strength condoms. If you get someone pregnant while wearing one, you can't sue us. They work when they feel like it.
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Matt Jackson - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 16:21:50 EST b3sOpDAc No.6296168 Reply
>>6296166
Double protection: condom plus the fact that owning wrestling-themed condoms means you will never need to use them. Perfect.

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